Xameil Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 I would be a Baptist Pastafarianist. well we have another enlightened follower :laugh: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 So humans are different than animals? I thought we were a product of evolution? Dude you lost me with the contradiction. Are humans just evolved animals or not? How can you have a purpose for living if your just an animal? If your not just an animal, well you know what that means. That doesn't make any sense. There is no contradiction. The point is that animals can see color too, so the fact that the banana is colored doesn't demonstrate anything about whether they were placed on this earth for humans to eat. A purpose for living is a very very different question. God could easily have created me through the miracle of evolution. Pointing out that creation science is baloney does not disprove God or deny a meaning in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 I would be a Jewish Pastafarian, as i do not believe we have yet seen the coming of the Great Meatball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Pointing out that creation science is baloney does not disprove God or deny a meaning in life. we're throwing in the creation of baloney now? :laugh: :doh: I'm sorry I couldn't resist. but nothing makes a religious thread like...the drive by.... edit: apparently, my buddy christ does not want to make an appearance in this thread :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 we're throwing in the creation of baloney now? :laugh: :doh: I'm sorry I couldn't resist. but nothing makes a religious thread like...the drive by.... edit: apparently, my buddy christ does not want to make an appearance in this thread :laugh: I got your back: You're my boy Blue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 woo hoo. love the random Buddy Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancalagon the Black Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Finally, I can dig it when my Creator says, "Take this and eat; this is my body"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 oh...it's on now. There is no way he was annoited with Tomato and basil. You are evil personified. You need to be pastafied, and drown in the blessed, sacred olive oil. Infidel :laugh: My people and I will one day RISE UP. We will EXPEL you and your heathen followers from the Holy Land! (Italy). REPENT! REPENT AND YOU SHALL BE SPARED THE WRATH OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! CAN I GET AN AMEN!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 That doesn't make any sense. There is no contradiction. The point is that animals can see color too, so the fact that the banana is colored doesn't demonstrate anything about whether they were placed on this earth for humans to eat. A purpose for living is a very very different question. God could easily have created me through the miracle of evolution. Pointing out that creation science is baloney does not disprove God or deny a meaning in life. not all animals can see color Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Prove this isn't how life started: Is it just me, or is it unclear to whose noodly appendage they're referring in that picture? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: All this spagehetti talk is making me hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I would be a Jewish Pastafarian, as i do not believe we have yet seen the coming of the Great Meatball. The Jewish pastafarians killed the Son of God, Jesus Christ Al Dente. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 The Jewish pastafarians killed the Son of God, Jesus Christ Al Dente. He was not the son of our God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomerics Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I LOVE that picture!!!! (I say it every time it is posted ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I LOVE that picture!!!! (I say it every time it is posted ) then you should see what i have here at home! a mini buddy christ statue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I LOVE that picture!!!! (I say it every time it is posted ) yep, cracks in the old agnostic armor :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I got your back: LOL, I was waiting for someone to post that. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOF44 Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 For the Buddy Christ lovers. http://www.jayandsilentbob.com/budchrisdass1.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 For the Buddy Christ lovers.http://www.jayandsilentbob.com/budchrisdass1.html that's what i have, but mine is better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 By the way, I just had Spaghetti for dinner about an hour ago, with meat and veggie sauce, and shredded mozzerella cheese sprinkled over it and melted on afterwards. Oh yeah and a slice of toast...but not garlic Just thought you all should know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 By the way, I just had Spaghetti for dinner about an hour ago, with meat and veggie sauce, and shredded mozzerella cheese sprinkled over it and melted on afterwards. Oh yeah and a slice of toast...but not garlic Just thought you all should know... In Pastafarianism, thats called "going to church." I like my church with some crushed red pepper sprinkled on top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winslowalrob Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 In Pastafarianism, thats called "going to church."I like my church with some crushed red pepper sprinkled on top. The FSM says that if you go to church, read your bible, and live a clean (pasta-filled) life you will be all right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Wait, did someone try to support their belief in 'intelligent design' with the BANANA?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 The FSM says that if you go to church, read your bible, and live a clean (pasta-filled) life you will be all right! Read your bible? Ohhhhhh, the Pastafarian bible: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 My people and I will one day RISE UP. We will EXPEL you and your heathen followers from the Holy Land! (Italy). REPENT! REPENT AND YOU SHALL BE SPARED THE WRATH OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! CAN I GET AN AMEN!!!!! ohhhh keep it up, and you'll get the ravoli bombs hurled at you, and I'll plant tortallini land mines all over your yard so you will be confined to your house for all pasta-eternity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Tim said he was gonna cut off his meatballs,No one noodling with Faith Hill on his watch. btw: where is the vegan FSM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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