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there's a de facto competition going on right now about who has more gay friends. You acquire enough gay friends and it makes people start to wonder.

Only one way to determine straight-ness... screen shot of your search histories on all devices ... post em now.

Sheeeeeeeeit. My search history is as clean as a church suit

Don't even watch porn

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there's a de facto competition going on right now about who has more gay friends. You acquire enough gay friends and it makes people start to wonder. 

 

Only one way to determine straight-ness... screen shot of your search histories on all devices ... post em now. 

First, sucking dick doesn't make you gay, liking it does.

 

Second, I'm pretty sure I win your competition. My Dad, fairy Godfather, half the town I use to live in. I use to work with drag queens and my boss was a giant bull dyke. Like ex bare knuckle boxer/body guard BD. She owned that ****. Hated me. Punched me in the face a bunch of times.

 

Here's a pic of me passed out at 3pm with a drag queen, after I drank 2 trays of jello shots while driving a float in a gay pride event.

 

I don't think I've ever been with a dude and I know I'm not gay. I'm also sure I've been in more fights and with more women, than this collective. 

 

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Yeah, I know I just took that too far, but I'm ****ing excited. I POWERED through the entire season 5 of GoTs today and I'm ready for some football. As soon as I finish this crap, I'm taking the dogs for a long walk, gonna play with some puppies, hit the kitten room for an hour, wash my pimpled ass and run to the bar with my hair on fire and get far too emotional.

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Here's a pic of me passed out at 3pm with a drag queen, after I drank 2 trays of jello shots while driving a float in a gay pride event.

 

 

Yeah, I know I just took that too far, but I'm ****ing excited. I POWERED through the entire season 5 of GoTs today and I'm ready for some football. As soon as I finish this crap, I'm taking the dogs for a long walk, gonna play with some puppies, hit the kitten room for an hour, wash my pimpled ass and run to the bar with my hair on fire and get far too emotional.

A) you're my hero

B) you're my hero

HTTR!

EDIT add:how does the letter B with an parenthesis end up as a "cool" smiley?

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