steve09ru Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 If you go to football games you could crash a tailgate and say that your friends are stuck in traffic and if it's cool if you chill while you wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Lol @ her bringing a toothbrush Best of luck, moco! Hope you get some cheeks, bro. Show her gap no mercy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Yeah, the two ****s in her hands right now came up. This She needed those pipes rearranged. TA light weight cute, Moco if she brings a toothbursh over she expects to get dicked down. Mouthwash too. GB is beating the brakes off of the Vikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I knew it cancelled see ya in a few days Don't sweat it... and whatever you do, don't show her that you are sweating it. In fact, if I were you, I'd put that **** on hold for a minute and chase some other tail for a bit. Revisit that **** later and see if she still gives a ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 This She needed those pipes rearranged. Mouthwash too. GB is beating the brakes off of the Vikes I guess when Rodgers told them not to worry, he was right lol. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I think she thinks im a killer rapist or something maybe. Idk.  All the times we talked were in person or via DM on twitter or FB. So I don't have her # but the other day when we made the plans or w/e I game her my number and I wasent really thinking about it but she didnt even text me to cancel just a DM. Maybe Im overthinking it but she didnt want me to have her # or something idk w/e  This is super depressing tbh and idk why because i've taken the L a lot of times before its not really anything new. But at the same time it motivates me even more to get buff. I said earlier I'm down like 50 lbs from about a year ago and Im at 205 now at 5"11. I already know that I dress well so Im just going to keep going to the gym to lose more weight and get super toned. Then when I start getting attention Ill just tell any girls interested that i;d rather beat my dick with my own hand before I **** a shallow mother****er. Got treated like **** for a long time and I just need a little more gym and weight to go to look nice. Then it will be my turn it treat chicks like **** and play those stupid ass games. ****suckers. Ill tell a girl id **** her dog before I **** something that looks like her now im getting mad as **** and idk when I get mad I get nasty as **** and im getting mad as **** right now ill talk **** to a blind homeless man in a wheelchair if he say something slick out his mouth and im mad rude right now i dont give a damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I guess when Rodgers told them not to worry, he was right lol. Dawg... Score is 28-0 with :56 left in the first half Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Moco is turning in to the Jagerbomb guy before our very eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I think she thinks im a killer rapist or something maybe. Idk. Â .... Â Well I definitely do after reading your rant at the end of this post... If that's how you REALLY feel go see a therapist, for reals. Â Â All the times we talked were in person or via DM on twitter or FB. Â Damn I'm old. I have no idea wtf you just said here kid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan2k Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 tonights impractical jokers is the best episode i have ever seen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I think she thinks im a killer rapist or something maybe. Idk. All the times we talked were in person or via DM on twitter or FB. So I don't have her # but the other day when we made the plans or w/e I game her my number and I wasent really thinking about it but she didnt even text me to cancel just a DM. Maybe Im overthinking it but she didnt want me to have her # or something idk w/e This is super depressing tbh and idk why because i've taken the L a lot of times before its not really anything new. But at the same time it motivates me even more to get buff. I said earlier I'm down like 50 lbs from about a year ago and Im at 205 now at 5"11. I already know that I dress well so Im just going to keep going to the gym to lose more weight and get super toned. Then when I start getting attention Ill just tell any girls interested that i;d rather beat my dick with my own hand before I **** a shallow mother****er. Got treated like **** for a long time and I just need a little more gym and weight to go to look nice. Then it will be my turn it treat chicks like **** and play those stupid ass games. ****suckers. Ill tell a girl id **** her dog before I **** something that looks like her now im getting mad as **** and idk when I get mad I get nasty as **** and im getting mad as **** right now ill talk **** to a blind homeless man in a wheelchair if he say something slick out his mouth and im mad rude right now i dont give a damn Your biggest problem right now is that you think being buff is going to help you. It won't . Women don't react to looks the same way that men do. You are just setting yourself up for further future disappointment unless you start working on some stuff. A lot of stuff. Being in shape is definitely a bonus though.But without a solid foundation, all you are is nice to look at, and the #1 target for emotionally shallow fat chicks. Getting and keeping a girl number one is about maturity, which you showed the opposite of in this post. The ability to carry an intelligent conversation. Receptiveness. Selflessness. A sense of humor ( or at least enough). Knowing how to be romantic without coming off incredibly cheesy is also good. What you posted was just about the most misogynistic stuff I've ever seen on here, and I'm sure that whoever you were planning on ****ing probably picked up on it, and decided you weren't worth her time. You are angry because you expected her vagina to fall from the sky and land on top of you. Doesn't work that way. Its like fighting a riptide. The more you fight the worse it gets. Stop getting angry and start getting a clue, because all jokes aside (I'm being legit serious now), you have no clue. Zero. But you can learn, if you want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Dawg... Score is 28-0 with :56 left in the first half Man, what a blow out. Â I bet GB could set record points tonight if they wanted to, the Vikes have no answer. Well I definitely do after reading your rant at the end of this post... If that's how you REALLY feel go see a therapist, for reals. Â Â Damn I'm old. I have no idea wtf you just said here kid... He said that all the times they have ever talked have been face to face or over the private/direct messaging on Twitter or Facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Man, what a blow out. I bet GB could set record points tonight if they wanted to, the Vikes have no answer. He meant that he gave her his cell phone number and instead of texting him or calling him to cancel, she just sent him a private/direct message through Twitter or Facebook. 42-0They should just cancel this thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Thanks Taze. That's what I was thinking but really wasn't sure. I'm definitely old... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 42-0 They should just cancel this thing Yeah man, one ugly game right here. Â I wonder how long before the Vikes start taking cheap shots and fights break out. Â Thanks Taze. That's what I was thinking but really wasn't sure. I'm definitely old... NP man. Â How old are you clietas? Â Not old enough for Cialis? Â I have to admit, the first time I saw your name on here was from a glance and I thought it said Cialis and I was like WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Lol they showed Smooth trying to do the Lambeau Leap then getting barraged with beer and popcorn. Hmm so it was Leroy Butler who started the Lambeau Leap. I always thought it was Sterling Sharpe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I have all the clue in the world. Its hard for you to get a proper gauge of me on a internet forum because most of the time I just troll because hey its the internet. I can hold intelligent conversations and be polite and respectful. Well actually I'm one of the most well mannered people that you would ever meet. I'm genuine, caring, respectful for others thoughts and beliefs, I like to have intellectual conversations about politics and religion and world events. I like to to go hiking and be in the outdoors. I like to discuss what are ways we as a people can improve our world. I do like to to mess around and make insensitive comments if I know that the person I am talking to can take the comments and think that the comments are funny. If I am not sure about how the comments will be taken then I will not make them. I love taking people out to try new foods and new drinks I like to travel and I try my hardest to help other people experience new things and tastes. I love to laugh and make people smile. I want to change peoples lives. I want to make other people happy because making people feel good about themselves is my passion. I don't want people to ever feel hurt or sad like I do. I put other peoples happiness above my own. I make sacrifices that I know others would not do for me but its okay because it makes me feel good inside,   I think that I would be a better man than 100% of the men out there actually I know I would be a better man than 100% of the men out there. I treat people with respect and compassion. I never put anyone down or make someone feel worthless unless I lose my cool which does happen a few times a year. I know how it feels to get treated like **** and I would never ever wish that on anyone. Everyone is special no one deserves to get treated poorly no one deserves any of that.  I know my personality is great I know how to hold a good conversation. But there are some girls out there that wont even talk to someone unless that person looks "good" Those girls are shallow the ones that only care about looks. And when I finish being toned then the girls who are shallow and treated me like **** are going to get the same thing back. I want someone with a personality someone who is nice and funny and polite and intelligent.  Everyone is beautiful on the inside but some people only see the outside. The fact that some people wont even talk to you unless you look "good" is something that is very depressing. The only way to correct the behavior is to give the same treatment back. Thats what I plan on doing. I plan on giving **** to the shallow girls and I plan on making a nice girl with a good personality feel like she is the most treasured thing on earth.  I do have all the clue in the world. And I wont apologize for my beliefs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Now that you mention it Taze, Clietas does sound like the name of a dude that would pop some dick pills. Clietas and his loving wife Esther... Making magic happen between the sheets once again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Now that you mention it Taze, Clietas does sound like the name of a dude that would pop some dick pills. Clietas and his loving wife Esther... Making magic happen between the sheets once again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Moco's last post like, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I think that I would be a better man than 100% of the men out there I do have all the clue in the world. . No. You don't. Not even close. Not unless you want to tell me that entire post once again was trolling (something I despise, anyway).Right now, you strike me as that dude who pretends to be everything you said, until they don't get what they want. Then they show their true colors. All that talk about giving **** to shallow chicks andeverything else tells me you simply do not get it. If you did, you would understand exactly what happened to you . If you did, you wouldn't think looks would solve your problems. The mistake you, and others like you make, is thinking that nice and caring gets you anywhere. Depending on what you are after, and how you use it, it only makes you come off as soft and easy to manipulate. Women aren't dumb, and can tell when a guy is either being disengenious, or is expecting some kind of payoff. Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 NP man.  How old are you clietas?  Not old enough for Cialis?  I have to admit, the first time I saw your name on here was from a glance and I thought it said Cialis and I was like WTF?  Lol, I'm 35 so not really old old... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve09ru Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Only advise I can give is to be yourself and not try to accommodate others. That will only lead to bad/fake relationships down the road which will cause more stress than not. Someone will come along that will like you for you, you just have to get out there, alone or not. I've been through hoping that I can get girls by jumping to their needs, never worked. Graduated college and was myself and did what I wanted and didn't care about a relationship and that's when I met my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I look at sinisters avatar and I vision him leading Moco into the puntang war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 No. You don't. Not even close. Not unless you want to tell me that entire post once again was trolling (something I despise, anyway). Right now, you strike me as that dude who pretends to be everything you said, until they don't get what they want. Then they show their true colors. All that talk about giving **** to shallow chicks andeverything else tells me you simply do not get it. If you did, you would understand exactly what happened to you . If you did, you wouldn't think looks would solve your problems. The mistake you, and others like you make, is thinking that nice and caring gets you anywhere. Depending on what you are after, and how you use it, it only makes you come off as soft and easy to manipulate. Women aren't dumb, and can tell when a guy is either being disengenious, or is expecting some kind of payoff. Sorry For real though, saying that you know you are better than 100% of men is pathetically concieted. There are great men out there who are humble, that alone dips you below the 100% mark. Funny, too, because you show humility at times, then go off on a Richard Sherman tangent. Except you're more like Bacardi Rambo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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