DarthSidious Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 I'm just going to put up a segment from the Simpsons that answers this question: Homer: That John is the greatest guy in the world. We've gotta have him and his wife over for drinks sometime. Marge: Hmm, I don't think he's married, Homer. Homer: Oh, a swinging bachelor, eh? Well, there's lots of foxy ladies out there. Marge: Homer, didn't John seem a little... festive to you? Homer: Couldn't agree more. Happy as a clam. Marge: [insisting] He prefers the company of men! Homer: Who doesn't? Marge: Homer, listen carefully. John is a ho - mo... Homer: Right. Marge: ... sexual. Homer: [pause] Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Homer: Ohmygod Ohmygod Ohmygod! Oh my god! I danced with a gay! Marge, Lisa, promise me you won't tell anyone. [shaking Lisa] Promise me!! Marge: You're being ridiculous. Homer: Am I, Marge? Am I? Think of the property values. Now we can never say only straight people have been in this house. Marge: I'm very sorry you feel that way, because John invited us all out for a drive today, and we're going. Homer: Woah-ho-ho, not me! And not because John's gay, but because he's a sneak. He should at least have the good taste to mince around and let everyone know that he's... that way. Marge: What on Earth are you talking about? Homer: You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals fa-laming. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCNightHawk Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 What I dont understand is if you answer that homosexuality is immoral, you are get points toward being homophobic. It is too vague to take this test and determine if you are "homophobic" , Im not homophobic yet I believe that homosexuality is wrong and immoral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 I was "lucky" enough to be hit on by a gay guy once. I did not punch him, though. His friend (A girl) came over to me & said "My friend is shy, but thinks your cute." So, did you hit on HER? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Im not homophobic yet I believe that homosexuality is wrong and immoral. My four year old nephew has started to announce that he doesn't hate broccoli, he just doesn't like to eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 True story: One time me and some friends were out looking for some club to go to. My friend and his gf decided on this one place. Me and this other cat are like, "cool." Then they joke (we thought) saying it was a gay club. We didn't actually believe them until we came up to it. Turns out, though, that a LOT of straight, single women go there (I speak from experience on this one) but it is 'gay-friendly.' Other than some occasionally lame 'gay disco' music it was aight. 'Cept while navigating through the dance floor I felt something on my rear. Some bleepin' CHRIS WEBBER hand is on my ass, but I'm afraid to look or do anything but find a crease in the crowd so I can move. Then this East Indian dude comes up to me (I'm in my Michigan T-shirt with my dad's memorial dog tag over the front) and starts talking to me. Unlike women, I talk back when talked to. Then he put his hand on my back and starts talking about giving me a massage. "Naw, that's aight man. I'm not into that, I'm here with friends." It took a couple times for him to back off, but I figured any other reaction would be stupid. It's "their" territory and he wasn't being violent, so why would I ever respond with violence? In fact, I think I handled it much better than women typically handle such situations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdowwe Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 74 I am homophobic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Was that a double entendre? :laugh: :laugh: :rotflmao: :laugh: I'm in tears, Dolyer!! :rotflmao: Oh yeah, and: 19 - Your score rates you as "high-grade non-homophobic." In his 1996 study of 64 white, male college students, Dr. Henry Adams classed 29 participants as "non-homophobic." Their mean score was 30.48, however, placing most of the men outside of this sub-group. Dr. Adams reported that he had difficulty finding heterosexual men whose scores ranked them as high-grade non-homophobic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 I got 30, but it seems like they don't like people who show little opinion on the questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 My four year old nephew has started to announce that he doesn't hate broccoli, he just doesn't like to eat it. Wait a second now, just because one finds something immoral or wrong, does not mean that you avoid or are afraid of people who do it, or want to beat them down. For instance, someone could think it is immoral to have sex with protitutes or hang out at strip clubs, and still socialize with and genuinely like people that they know do those things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 My four year old nephew has started to announce that he doesn't hate broccoli, he just doesn't like to eat it. I actually don't think homosexuality is 'immoral' but this example does not match the wit and intelligence of the Larry I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winslowalrob Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 I love lesbians. Does that count? I kid, I kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 True story:One time me and some friends were out looking for some club to go to. My friend and his gf decided on this one place. Me and this other cat are like, "cool." Then they joke (we thought) saying it was a gay club. We didn't actually believe them until we came up to it. Turns out, though, that a LOT of straight, single women go there (I speak from experience on this one) but it is 'gay-friendly.' Other than some occasionally lame 'gay disco' music it was aight. 'Cept while navigating through the dance floor I felt something on my rear. Some bleepin' CHRIS WEBBER hand is on my ass, but I'm afraid to look or do anything but find a crease in the crowd so I can move. Then this East Indian dude comes up to me (I'm in my Michigan T-shirt with my dad's memorial dog tag over the front) and starts talking to me. Unlike women, I talk back when talked to. Then he put his hand on my back and starts talking about giving me a massage. "Naw, that's aight man. I'm not into that, I'm here with friends." It took a couple times for him to back off, but I figured any other reaction would be stupid. It's "their" territory and he wasn't being violent, so why would I ever respond with violence? In fact, I think I handled it much better than women typically handle such situations. You should have started crying and screaming, "I need an adult! I need an adult!". :laugh: Here's another funny, but true, story for you guys: Me and some buddies from the store used to do something called game night every Sunday, it was pretty much a big lan party. The guys I hang out, talk trash, and play video games, it was good fun. Well there was a new employee named Scott, who was gay, but everybody, who was part of game night, got along with him. So Brett, who hosted game night, invited him to come play some games with us. So, the night Scott was coming to hang out Brett starts telling the guys who had never met him before, "Alright, I've got a friend from work coming over to play some games with us, and the thing is, he's gay. And I know we're really liberal around here and that's cool. But, I don't want to scare him off by offending him so don't make any gay jokes like we normally do. Cool?". Everyone agreed not to make any gay jokes, or use any derogatory terms around Scott. Scott shows up and we all start playing, we normally played games like Medal of Honor, Unreal Tournament, you know the run of the mill shoot-em-ups. Well, Scott's playing and we're all watching what we say. Well Scott got killed a couple of times, and out of frustration he yells, "Oh you ****ing faggot!". Everyones jaw just dropped, nobody knew what to say. We kept playing, but we thought it was just the funniest thing. So, the next day at work a few of us went to Scott laughing, and told him about the disclaimer the Brett put out in regards to him. We planned that at the next games night when Brett would get comfortable and say something derogatory thinking it was cool, Scott would get really pissed off and storm out. It was so funny the look on Brett's face when he eventually said something "offensive", we all had a good laugh about later, once we told Brett that we had played a dirty joke on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 "Naw, that's aight man. I'm not into that, I'm here with friends." It took a couple times for him to back off, but I figured any other reaction would be stupid. It's "their" territory and he wasn't being violent, so why would I ever respond with violence? screw that - just cuz you're in their "territory" doesnt give them a right to fondle and physically harass you....if that was a straight guy doin that to a girl, he'd be *****-slapped by the girl, and tossed out by the bouncer, at the LEAST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancalagon the Black Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 53 - Your score rates you as "homophobic."That question about gay man hitting on you should be clearer. I mean is it just verbal or is the dude reaching for my stuff. Cause one of those actions equals a punch. Should have studied up a 53 is a failing grade where I come from. Getting your package "manhandled" without your consent is assault, not being hit on. Oh, and: 11 - Your score rates you as "Are you gay or something?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 36 - Your score rates you as "non-homophobic." about what I expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufumonk Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 57 - Your score rates you as "homophobic." Does anyone else see the humor in this when looking at the pics in his sig?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Does anyone else see the humor in this when looking at the pics in his sig?!? i thought the same thing. wanted to read the whole thread to see if anyone else picked up on it, and your post was the very last one. too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 52-homophobic. no surprise. it's something i've known about myself and have tried to work on it. i haven't been exposed to a whole lot of gay people. most of the ones that i have been exposed to (at least that i knew about) were people i worked with at a restaurant in college. and they were flamers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 52-homophobic.no surprise. it's something i've known about myself and have tried to work on it. i haven't been exposed to a whole lot of gay people. most of the ones that i have been exposed to (at least that i knew about) were people i worked with at a restaurant in college. and they were flamers. See, that is something i can really respect. Though we obviously don't agree on the issue (i scored a 12 - mainly because i like to tell jokes), you stand up and admit it is something you recognize and are actually trying to improve on. Props! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufumonk Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Oh yeah, I should probably add that I finished with a 24. That's only because I make fun of my gay friends. I keep telling one of my gay friends that he's going to my kid's fairy godmother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Oh yeah, I should probably add that I finished with a 24. That's only because I make fun of my gay friends. I keep telling one of my gay friends that he's going to my kid's fairy godmother. Making fun of a gay friend is a good thing as long as its good natured. Means he's one of the guys instead of an outcast. You always make fun of the fat guy in the group, or the cheap one, the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philal0102 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 i dont think i am...all though i do go to a school full of gay people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 62 - Your score rates you as homophobic. WHOO HOO!!! :applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause: Thanks!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRAVEONAWARPATH Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 An 8 for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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