spjunkies Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Long story short is I haven't been laid since August and I'm really really frustrated. I've been at home drinking all morning so I can get the courage to call a professional to help end my drought. I KNOW it's wrong, but a man has to be fulfilled somehow and porn just isn't cutting it anymore So..... yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 /crickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 damn... well think about jail and how awful that would be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LandoverLex Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 LMAO!!!! Dude just relax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 damn...well think about jail and how awful that would be They don't lock folks up for that.... ticket at most, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Don't be a fool, rap your tool. Honestly though, I wouldn't do that if I were you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Err...well gotta do what you gotta do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Your title should read "why do I have to be a horndog?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I hear Who Del is available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Oh yeah, and put down the booze and rip up that number...seriously dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Here's something that stops me.... How do you know that there's not going to be someone else there that's going to rob you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 And for the record, I haven't been laid in three and a half years. I wouldn't do something like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Um, try since 2004 (or 2005, can't remember lol). There are worst things than 6 months of no sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 /crickets. /baby crying in background Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Skins_&_'Stons Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 damn...well think about jail and how awful that would be At least that would get him laid. :ahhhhh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Um, try since 2004 (or 2005, can't remember lol). There are worst things than 6 months of no sex. I know, right? Someone has been spoiled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 so what he wants to go on eharmony you guys should stop being so judgemental that is what we're talking about right? online dating networks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Is it THAT hard to go to a college campus and find a skanky drunk girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 Here's something that stops me....How do you know that there's not going to be someone else there that's going to rob you... I thought about that, but the horn factor got the best of me. You guys are probably right about it not being a good idea I'll take a few more days to think this one over. But it's really tempting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 so what he wants to go on eharmony you guys should stop being so judgemental LOL. Fail, man! Read the thread again. He wants to call "professional" help to "relieve" his "predicament" tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 At least that would get him laid. :ahhhhh: :rotflmao: :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Okay, new thought... WE should select the professional.... Go to Craigslist under Erotic Services and select the best ratio (Hotness/Price).... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURGUNDYBLEEDER Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I think the fact that you have been drinking at home all morning on a Monday is more alarming then the potential hooker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherick Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 What if you call an "agency" and they send you a transexual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I think the fact that you have been drinking at home all morning on a Monday is more alarming then the potential hooker. yeah dude be a social drinker like me and drink at work:silly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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