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What the heck was that even about?

This is a music video that promotes the Norwegian television entertainment program "Golden Times". The program runs on the TV channel, TV2 in Norway. TV2 Norway has the ownership of the program. You can also see the video here: http://www.tv2underholdning.no/gkn/se...

Carlton can really sing, too.

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I just ran this search and I can't stop laughing. :rotflmao:

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How is that guy alive, much less able to walk after a crash like that?

Somebody should send this vid to Shanny - show him how a more youthful squad would lead to a team less prone to injury...

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Youtube vid

Thats ****ed up :ols:

EDIT: I saw this at the bottom of the vid PokerPacker posted

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:rotflmao:

Edited by Mr. Sinister

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Kinda cool - dad takes a picture of his baby girl every day for 10 years. Watch Natalie from birth to 10.

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Kinda cool - dad takes a picture of his baby girl every day for 10 years. Watch Natalie from birth to 10.
That's cool.

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This was SportsCenter's top play on Saturday night. This is 6'2 versus 6'10.

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Also, the 6'10 white guy got dunked on again later in the game. But this dunk was the best I've ever seen in person.

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I guess reindeer can't jump

Seriously, what doofus didn't consider the parade route? (it's kinda long so you can skip to the 1:19 mark or later)

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That letter reminds me of this oldie but goodie (totally made up, of course):

Paleoanthropology Division

Smithsonian Institute

207 Pennsylvania Avenue

Washington, DC 20078

Dear Sir:

Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled "211-D, layer seven, next to the clothesline post. Hominid skull." We have given this specimen a careful and detailed examination, and regret to inform you that we disagree with your theory that it represents "conclusive proof of the presence of Early Man in Charleston County two million years ago."

Rather, it appears that what you have found is the head of a Barbie doll, of the variety one of our staff, who has small children, believes to be the "Malibu Barbie". It is evident that you have given a great deal of thought to the analysis of this specimen, and you may be quite certain that those of us who are familiar with your prior work in the field were loathe to come to contradiction with your findings. However, we do feel that there are a number of physical attributes of the specimen which might have tipped you off to its modern origin:

1. The material is molded plastic. Ancient hominid remains are typically fossilized bone.

2. The cranial capacity of the specimen is approximately 9 cubic centimeters, well below the threshold of even the earliest identified proto-hominids.

3. The dentition pattern evident on the "skull" is more consistent with the common domesticated dog than it is with the "ravenous man-eating Pliocene clams" you speculate roamed the wetlands during that time. This latter finding is certainly one of the most intriguing hypotheses you have submitted in your history with this institution, but the evidence seems to weigh rather heavily against it. Without going into too much detail, let us say that:

A. The specimen looks like the head of a Barbie doll that a dog has chewed on.

B. Clams don't have teeth.

It is with feelings tinged with melancholy that we must deny your request to have the specimen carbon dated. This is partially due to the heavy load our lab must bear in its normal operation, and partly due to carbon dating's notorious inaccuracy in fossils of recent geologic record. To the best of our knowledge, no Barbie dolls were produced prior to 1956 AD, and carbon dating is likely to produce wildly inaccurate results. Sadly, we must also deny your request that we approach the National Science Foundation's Phylogeny Department with the concept of assigning your specimen the scientific name "Australopithecus spiff-arino." Speaking personally, I, for one, fought tenaciously for the acceptance of your proposed taxonomy, but was ultimately voted down because the species name you selected was hyphenated, and didn't really sound like it might be Latin.

However, we gladly accept your generous donation of this fascinating specimen to the museum. While it is undoubtedly not a hominid fossil, it is, nonetheless, yet another riveting example of the great body of work you seem to accumulate here so effortlessly. You should know that our Director has reserved a special shelf in his own office for the display of the specimens you have previously submitted to the Institution, and the entire staff speculates daily on what you will happen upon next in your digs at the site you have discovered in your back yard.

We eagerly anticipate your trip to our nation's capital that you proposed in your last letter, and several of us are pressing the Director to pay for it. We are particularly interested in hearing you expand on your theories surrounding the "trans-positating fillifitation of ferrous ions in a structural matrix" that makes the excellent juvenile Tyrannosaurus rex femur you recently discovered take on the deceptive appearance of a rusty 9-mm Sears Craftsman automotive crescent wrench.

Yours in Science,

Harvey Rowe

Curator, Antiquities

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Women don't belong on the internet

Sure they do. There'd be no porn without them on the internet.

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