IONTOP Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 (edited) Edited March 6, 2010 by IONTOP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 hey, isnt that captain rich? ^ :pfft: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TorresA Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 oYYdF0zcuSI Free parking in the rear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Rich Fla Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 (edited) I hate you! Yes it's me. I sent a very provacative message to the wrong person.:dunce: Sorry again Park City! I promise I will not drink and text again. Edited March 7, 2010 by Capt Rich Fla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 (edited) Edited March 7, 2010 by renaissance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slackermike Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 I lost it when I watched this.... I think I laughed for about 20 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss_Hogg Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Chubby cuppy cake boy <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysqh1uzqGrc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysqh1uzqGrc&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 I lost it when I watched this.... I think I laughed for about 20 minutes. No kidding, that is hilarious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark The Homer Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 (edited) Night Clash with Al-Qaeda in Iraq SF soldiers clash with Al-Qaeda militants in a night raid near Baqubah. http://shock.military.com/Shock/videos.do?displayContent=211176&ESRC=dod.nl Soldiers enroute to Tampa, Iraq at night, receive small arms fire and return fire. Dialogue: There's another flare! Yeah! There they are! There ya go! Yeah! Wooooooo! Yeah! Reload! Reload! Keep going! Keep going! There's some more! Right there on the left! Straight left! Right under that tower! Right under that tower! Right there on the left! Straight left! Reload! Just reload. Keep going! Keep going! Get that fifty out, let's go! Keep going! Right there on the left! Wooooooooooooooooo! Cover it! Cover him! Cover it! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Hit it! Hit it! Whatever you see - SHOOT IT! Hang on! Hang on! I'm reloadin' ... Awright - here goes another... I'm gonna getcha cover! I'm gonna getcha cover! Absolutely. ... WOOOOOOOOOOOO! Awright, let's GO! Rock that fifty! Let's go! Rock it! http://shock.military.com/Shock/videos.do?displayContent=211734&page=1 Edited March 9, 2010 by Mark The Homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Just saw a commercial for these, LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullnelson9999 Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 compliments of chatroulette http://i46.tinypic.com/rwl0ra.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Got to work and my left shoe started squeaking when I walked. I looked down and realized it was a different shoe than the one on my right foot. Own3d. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Got to work and my left shoe started squeaking when I walked. I looked down and realized it was a different shoe than the one on my right foot.Own3d. :doh: :rotflmao: I couldn't help but question your "Evil Genius" status after this one. BTW, are you still wearing the mismatches? If so...pic's please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Got to work and my left shoe started squeaking when I walked. I looked down and realized it was a different shoe than the one on my right foot.Own3d. :doh: :ols: Now that's awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 (edited) :rotflmao:I couldn't help but question your "Evil Genius" status after this one. BTW, are you still wearing the mismatches? If so...pic's please. They are both Keen shoes and close in style and color. I guess that's what happens when you get dressed in the dark before 6AM - although I have never done that in 20+ years of working jobs. Safe to say - I will be stuck in the cubicle for most of the day. :evilg: Edited March 10, 2010 by The Evil Genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 (edited) What did Helen Keller scream as she fell off a mountain? nothing, she was wearing mittens. Edited March 10, 2010 by The Brave Little Toaster Oven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 (edited) Are we telling Helen Keller jokes now? How did Helen Keller burn her ear? Answering the iron. Edited March 10, 2010 by China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 (edited) Some random weirdness: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> Sweet dreams! Edited March 11, 2010 by China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? so she could moan with the other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostyj Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?so she could moan with the other So she could scream with the other! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Rich Fla Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 So she could scream with the other! and I didn't even see that coming.........:doh: and at the same time...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Whats Helen Kellers favorite mouth wash? Pert Plus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?so she could moan with the other I PM'd that joke to BLTO because I wasn't sure if it was worthy of me getting a vacation or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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