OrangeSkin Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Looking for some pointers here...a couple buddies of mine proposed that we have a contest to see who can go the longest without gratifying themselves, ala Seinfeld Master of your Domain. I don't think I've gone more than 2 weeks without either masturbation or sex since age 14 and I really want to take them to school on this. So my question is, what's the longest you've gone without orgasm and how did you manage to do it? Help a brother out here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afparent Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 I'm too old to remember or answer...but this is a funny thread..:laugh: Ok, it had to be the six weeks I was in basic training Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Do you mean voluntarily or overall. It seems that the body and subconcious would take over and get things done after a while whether you want it to or not, while you're sleeping at some point....or maybe not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfujskins Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 WOAH! this question came from outta nowhere. Well, if you want to be technical, for me its 15 years.....my first 15 years of life. But realistically its probably more along the lines of a month or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeSkin Posted December 17, 2004 Author Share Posted December 17, 2004 visionary, I'm not worried about nocturnal emissions, I'm talking about things under my control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozman777 Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Lose on purpose. It's not worth it. For me probably 4 days. If my wife isnt cooperating I usually have a threesome. Me, Myself and I.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soliloquy Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Originally posted by afparent Ok, it had to be the six weeks I was in basic training Put saltpeter in your water, Orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfujskins Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Originally posted by afparent Ok, it had to be the six weeks I was in basic training Yea, and I bet it took you a whole week to take your first sh*t, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Well in that case, it's been almost three years now for me. Mainly for me it has taken self control and behavior pattern establishment. You put forward as good an effort as you can at self control and establishing behavior patterns that become a second nature to you sort of like the Pavlov's dog theory, and it is a lot easier. It is probably not the same for everybody though and it is probably a lot harder for many people. And being sort of a loner anyway, there is not as much temptation for me as for a lot of other people. I mean I don't usually hang out with other people at colllege too much or go to parties, (the rowdy kind anyway) and I spend a lot of time reading, studying for school, writing, and hanging out on the internet on messege boards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfujskins Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Originally posted by visionary Well in that case, it's been almost three years now for me. Mainly for me it has taken self control and behavior pattern establishment. You put forward as good an effort as you can at self control and establishing behavior patterns that become a second nature to you sort of like the Pavlov's dog theory, and it is a lot easier. It is probably not the same for everybody though and it is probably a lot harder for many people. And being sort of a loner anyway, there is not as much temptation for me as for a lot of other people. I mean I don't usually hang out with other people at colllege too much or go to parties, (the rowdy kind anyway) and I spend a lot of time reading, studying for school, writing, and hanging out on the internet on messege boards. DAMN. Thats a lot of ball snot.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Last year I held out for about 3 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TODD Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 I know a 18 year old mormon who hasn't done it for two years. They are very disciplined people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy-the-Greek Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Orange, How the hell are you going to know if the other guys aren't cheating on the bet? How would they know if you cheated on the bet? To answer the question I think it was about a 2 month long period 4-5 years ago. I was transfered to NY metro division to help out on the fiscal year end push to deliver homes to our customers. I lived in one of our homes for a month away from my family. It was one of the hardest things I have ever had to do. You never really appreciate your wife and family till you are forced away from them. I missed seeing and hugging my daughter and talking to her. I really missed cuddling with my wife and falling to sleep with her next to me. I think that was the hardest thing. It gave me a whole new respect for our fine young men and women in the armed forces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopper Dave Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 4 hours... Probably the 4 weeks when I was in camp. Didn't want to fly solo, and the girls weren't quite that loose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dks1240 Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 two weeks ( i was in a third world country...working in a Christian orphanage, there was no way possible :doh: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeSkin Posted December 17, 2004 Author Share Posted December 17, 2004 Honor code, Tommy...I trust these guys, for the most part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Only a few days for me..If it is any longer than I go :insane: Good Luck with the contest...I would be like Kramer...day after it starts I would walk in, slap my money down on the counter, and say "I'm Out"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. S Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Originally posted by OrangeSkin Honor code, Tommy...I trust these guys, for the most part. i dont think people will like if they cant hold out, its too natural to really matter I feel. Funny thread though, remember the Seinfeld where George stops having sex, and becomes somewhat of an intellectual, only to have sex right before he was supposed to help Jerry give a speech and looked like a total fool instead. I guess maybe a month or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herrmag Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Originally posted by afparent I'm too old to remember or answer...but this is a funny thread..:laugh: Ok, it had to be the six weeks I was in basic training My basic training was 8, plus another 10 weeks of training after that. So for me, it was 18 weeks. There was always rumor that the Army put something in the food that killed your sex drive. I think that it was being around all guys that killed mine, but I can't be 100% sure :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Thanks for the warning, Orange. We'll monitor your posts for signs of stress, irritation and increasing typo frequency (sweaty fingers). It'll be interesting ... in a reverse-Algernon kind of way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 This is just human sex we're talking about right? I mean, just in case anyone needs to know I got you all beat. Desert Shield/Storm. Try finding a little privacy in the desert. Plus, you get an eerie feeling, out there in the middle of no where with nothing but stars in sight, that God himself is watching At least thats what I hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Abstained? What's that? * Er.... I mean abstained from what? :halo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXREDSKINS44 Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 about 2 weeks I think!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdsknbill Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Originally posted by TODD I know a 18 year old mormon who hasn't done it for two years. They are very disciplined people. Hell, Mormons are allowed to have multiple wives. He's probably saving up.:laugh: And to asnwer the question... If I don't get it at least twice a week, I break out in hives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Originally posted by visionary Well in that case, it's been almost three years now for me. Mainly for me it has taken self control and behavior pattern establishment. You put forward as good an effort as you can at self control and establishing behavior patterns that become a second nature to you sort of like the Pavlov's dog theory, and it is a lot easier. It is probably not the same for everybody though and it is probably a lot harder for many people. And being sort of a loner anyway, there is not as much temptation for me as for a lot of other people. I mean I don't usually hang out with other people at colllege too much or go to parties, (the rowdy kind anyway) and I spend a lot of time reading, studying for school, writing, and hanging out on the internet on messege boards. It's been... WHAT!? Holy freakin' god man! And you seem to be in good spirits!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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