zCommander Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 53 minutes ago, Forehead said: You know, you're right, I should ask a mod to edit that so it makes more sense. You don't need a mod. You can edit yourself. Go to your original post and click on the 3 dots on the top right of your post. Click on edit. Edit your title and save. Easy peasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 This is a very real thing and I’ll tell you why… your QB needs to be ugly, or at least socially awkward, to reach their full potential. Matt Leinert and Mark Sanchez never had a chance. You know why? Have you ever seen the girls at USC? You just know they were getting that brassy, sassy poon tang thrown in their face every single night. Gee, I’m a good looking 19 year old starting QB at USC… am I going to spend tonight studying film or go smash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins island connection Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 On 1/18/2022 at 3:36 PM, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: This is a very real thing and I’ll tell you why… your QB needs to be ugly, or at least socially awkward, to reach their full potential. Matt Leinert and Mark Sanchez never had a chance. You know why? Have you ever seen the girls at USC? You just know they were getting that brassy, sassy poon tang thrown in their face every single night. Gee, I’m a good looking 19 year old starting QB at USC… am I going to spend tonight studying film or go smash? Theismann was a camera and attention hog, and he wasn't remotely close to being socially awkward { even though he talked too darn much } and he wasn't bad. What the team needs is a QB who is taller than Danny Boy; someone who can see over the linemen. But then again they did have that one QB a few years ago who was a monstrosity, can't remember his name but he went to the Giants later, perfect fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 5 minutes ago, skins island connection said: What the team needs is a QB who is taller than Danny Boy; someone who can see over the linemen. I’d been banging the drum for shorter linemen but now that you say it, I like this idea better. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazel-Ra Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 By this logic Patrick Ramsey and his goofy face should have at least got us to the the NFCC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zCommander Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 9 minutes ago, hawgboy said: By this logic Patrick Ramsey and his goofy face should have at least got us to the the NFCC. Sorry don't see it. Looks like a pretty boy to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazel-Ra Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 (edited) 7 minutes ago, zskins said: Sorry don't see it. Looks like a pretty boy to me. What? No Blue Eyes, Butt Chin, he looks like Fred Willard’s **** son, and he just might have given himself that haircut. Edited January 23, 2022 by hawgboy Removed quoted pic 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 This thread may finally explain Mark Rypien. Ryp's one of my favorite Redskins. Major overachiever who was brilliant for a short window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 21 hours ago, zskins said: Sorry don't see it. Looks like a pretty boy to me. should have received a 15 yard penalty at the start of every game just for that haircut. I’ve never seen a combover with baby bangs in the part to cover up the hairline 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zim489 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 I should have been a QB. Greatest QB in NFL history. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice_of_Reason Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 So, who do we have left? NFC: Garoppolo - Movie-star good looks. Rams - I've always thought Stafford was a bit funny looking AFC - Burrow - He has a lot of personality, but does not have movie-start good looks. Mahomes - Easily the 2nd most attractive guy of the group behind Jimmy. So, it's clearly going to be the 49ers vs. the Bengals in the SB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zim489 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 But Mahomes has Kirk level Steak Takes. Eats his steak with ketchup. He should be ostracized from the league on that alone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice_of_Reason Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 21 minutes ago, Zim489 said: But Mahomes has Kirk level Steak Takes. Eats his steak with ketchup. He should be ostracized from the league on that alone. what was Kirk's steak take? I didn't know that about Mahomes. Also his wife is completley coocoo bananas. (Though, she's his HS sweetheart, and I find that story really endearing. Truly. He could have moved on and married (name your A-lister here), but he stuck with his woman. As completely bananas as she appears to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zim489 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Voice_of_Reason said: what was Kirk's steak take? I didn't know that about Mahomes. Also his wife is completley coocoo bananas. (Though, she's his HS sweetheart, and I find that story really endearing. Truly. He could have moved on and married (name your A-lister here), but he stuck with his woman. As completely bananas as she appears to be. You cant tell me those arent Human Kidneys Edited January 24, 2022 by Zim489 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 Burrow looks like a dude who’s fielding for a hit. Tom Brady has had work done. You cannot convince me otherwise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted January 25, 2022 Author Share Posted January 25, 2022 18 hours ago, Voice_of_Reason said: So, who do we have left? NFC: Garoppolo - Movie-star good looks. Rams - I've always thought Stafford was a bit funny looking AFC - Burrow - He has a lot of personality, but does not have movie-start good looks. Mahomes - Easily the 2nd most attractive guy of the group behind Jimmy. So, it's clearly going to be the 49ers vs. the Bengals in the SB. Rams - Bengals...you take the uglier dude. Stafford vs....I dunno. Joe Burrow sort of reminds me of the QB from The Program, but I can't decide if it is before or after his meltdown. Mahomes has some goofy photos and even though it isn't about looks, he does have a bat**** insane family. My heart roots against him just because of his idiot brother. I can't decide on the AFC, but according to my theory, the Rams are a lock for the NFC with Stafford, and probably my Super Bowl winner pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander -JB- Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 (edited) You can’t unsee this Edited January 25, 2022 by -JB- 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice_of_Reason Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 56 minutes ago, Forehead said: My heart roots against him just because of his idiot brother. I know nothing about his brother. His wife is crazy. But none of that matters in your looks theory. Based on your theory, the Rams are an absolute lock to make the SB. Stafford is funny looking and Jimmy could have a career as a male model. AFC is tougher. Neither guy has movie-star good looks. But neither of them are fugly either. I think I give the edge to Mahomes, so the Bengals win. 18 hours ago, Zim489 said: That right there is some seriously messed up ****. Why bother putting them on the grill at all? Just use a damn frying pan and save youself a walk outside. Also, for all the money he makes, that's a dinky grill. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zim489 Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Voice_of_Reason said: I know nothing about his brother. His wife is crazy. But none of that matters in your looks theory. Based on your theory, the Rams are an absolute lock to make the SB. Stafford is funny looking and Jimmy could have a career as a male model. AFC is tougher. Neither guy has movie-star good looks. But neither of them are fugly either. I think I give the edge to Mahomes, so the Bengals win. That right there is some seriously messed up ****. Why bother putting them on the grill at all? Just use a damn frying pan and save youself a walk outside. Also, for all the money he makes, that's a dinky grill. The spirits are nice but its a 350 buck grill. Go buy a summit Kirk. Come on now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbear Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 (edited) Might be showing my age, but is this the NFL equivalent of "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, get an ugly girl to marry you?" Edited January 25, 2022 by gbear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolarExpress Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 10 hours ago, Spaceman Spiff said: Burrow looks like a dude who’s fielding for a hit. Tom Brady has had work done. You cannot convince me otherwise. Brady has definitely had work done. It’s subtle and looks good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander -JB- Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 On 1/25/2022 at 1:48 PM, PolarExpress said: Brady has definitely had work done. It’s subtle and looks good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCF Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 (edited) If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, find an ugly qb to be your wife 🎶 Dammit someone beat me to it. Well played gBear Edited January 27, 2022 by DCF 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildbunny Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 On 1/17/2022 at 6:17 PM, Forehead said: It's relative...not every ugly man will be a surprise, and not every pretty boy will completely underachieve (though they'll still never win it all). Fitzpatrick may never win a super bowl, but he was a 7th round draft pick out of Harvard, not exactly a football factory, and he's managed to throw for almost 35,000 yards and 223 TD's in his career. That is seriously overachieving. If he looked like Matt Leinert, he would have been out of the league in two years, probably. This theory is infallible. Burrows vs Bradford. Your theory really seems spot on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 On 1/24/2022 at 3:43 PM, Voice_of_Reason said: NFC: Garoppolo - Movie-star good looks. Rams - I've always thought Stafford was a bit funny looking Garoppolo legit looks like Superman. Stafford looks like Haley Joel Osment if he’d chosen sports over drama club. by this method of QB evaluation, Jimmy G never stood a chance. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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