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What do you call a pudgy psychic?

A four-chin teller.

 

A termite walks into a bar and says "So, is the bar tender here?"

 

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the "p" is silent.

 

A woman in labor suddenly shouts "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Didn't! Can't!"

The doctor says "Don't worry. Those are just contractions." 

 

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