China Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Security Guard Shoots Penis Off, Charged With Crime A unidentified security guard has been hospitalized in San Fernando in the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago after accidentally shooting off his penis with his gun. The man was carrying a .38 caliber handgun in his pocket when it went off, reports the Trinidad and Tobago Guardian. ... Police officers found the driver slumped at the wheel and bleeding from his groin. ... Police said that the man did not possess a license for the gun he was carrying, so he has been charged with illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 "I want a Red Ryder BB gun" "Ralphie, you'll shoot your third eye out" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 one of the top 10 signs you are going to have a really bad day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 What's worse than shooting your penis off? Going to jail, and having to tell your cell mate that you're in jail for shooting your penis off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 I hate when that happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 uuuuugggggghhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.real,lights,out Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 What's worse than shooting your penis off? Going to jail, and having to tell your cell mate that you're in jail for shooting your penis off. He will prob be everyones GF there....haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandymac27 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 What's worse than shooting your penis off? Going to jail, and having to tell your cell mate that you're in jail for shooting your penis off. :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskinss Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Hasn't this man suffered enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Hasn't this man suffered enough He could be suffering from penis envy at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Nickname = Stubby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 I would link the end scene from 21 Jump Street, but it's NSFW. (so google it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboDaMan Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Security guard, eh? There goes his dream of one day becoming a private dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Shoulda been you, Plax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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