Previews of Coming Attractions: Upcoming New Movies (Thoughts and Info on Movies That Don't Have Their Own Thread Yet).

[TradeTheBeal!]

Next guy that says “Frog DNA” gets a Van Damme taint punch.

[JCB]

I'm not saying these and all other dino questions can be answered by reading Chuck Tingle, but . . . 

 

https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/24453778-space-raptor-butt-invasion

[TradeTheBeal!]

38% on RT!

 

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jurassic_world_dominion

[Renegade7]

1 hour ago, TradeTheBeal! said:

38% on RT!

 

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jurassic_world_dominion

 

First two books were awesome, but getting this far away from the original source material and Crichton being dead made that movie and RT score inevitable.  Still going to movies to see it.

[Momma There Goes That Man]

There have truly only been 2 good movies in the entire series. The original which is a masterpiece. And Jurassic World which is a pretty cool and fun sequel to it decades later. 
 

 

[China]

 

[The Evil Genius]

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

I'd watch Ana de Armas clip her toenails but I really don't have an interest in a Marilyn Monroe movie.

[The Evil Genius]

42 minutes ago, Spaceman Spiff said:

I'd watch Ana de Armas clip her toenails but I really don't have an interest in a Marilyn Monroe movie.

 

The NC-17 rating will probably get it some more views. 😆

 

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

51 minutes ago, The Evil Genius said:

 

The NC-17 rating will probably get it some more views. 😆

 

 

 

Well then.  Maybe I might check it out. 

[Momma There Goes That Man]

2 hours ago, The Evil Genius said:

 

The NC-17 rating

[The Evil Genius]

 

[The Evil Genius]

The entire cast of this movie in insane.

 

 

[The Evil Genius]

Wtf.

 

 

[The Evil Genius]

 

[Califan007 The Constipated]

Yikes...A24 never lets up.

 

 

 

[TradeTheBeal!]

@Spaceman Spiffgonna watch this one 6 times minimum.

 

[Long n Left]

15 minutes ago, TradeTheBeal! said:

@Spaceman Spiffgonna watch this one 6 times minimum.

 

Yeah, let’s take a suck ass movie, and do a remake some 30 years later, because there is zero original thought in Hollywood anymore, and because SUCK sells!

 

That said, can’t wait to get stoned as ****, and go see the new Beavis and Butthead movie!

[Spaceman Spiff]

40 minutes ago, TradeTheBeal! said:

@Spaceman Spiffgonna watch this one 6 times minimum.

 

 

I'll watch it once, out of curiosity.  But why would I watch it 5 more times if I could just watch the original 5 times?  Get it together, TTB, you're slippin.

 

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

 

Also, what happened with Jake Gyllenhaal?  I thought he was, like, an "actor's actor" and made super serious dramas and ****.  More of an artsy guy...and now he's making Roadhouse on Amazon Prime?  Big fall from grace for that guy.

[Momma There Goes That Man]

1 minute ago, Spaceman Spiff said:

 

Also, what happened with Jake Gyllenhaal?  I thought he was, like, an "actor's actor" and made super serious dramas and ****.  More of an artsy guy...and now he's making Roadhouse on Amazon Prime?  Big fall from grace for that guy.

he operates on like a 5 for me 1 for you type of thing. 1 being the paycheck movies 

[The Evil Genius]

I'm going to see see new Jo Koy movie Friday with my better half. Being married into a Filipino fam (and growing up with Filipino best friends) makes me realize how much this movie is going to crack me up. 

 

Here's the trailer..set in my wife's hometown of Daly City. 

 

 

Edited August 2, 2022 by The Evil Genius

[Spaceman Spiff]

1 hour ago, Momma There Goes That Man said:

he operates on like a 5 for me 1 for you type of thing. 1 being the paycheck movies 

I can’t believe this is going to be a “paycheck” movie for him. Although it’s Amazon prime, not based on box office receipts so I’m sure he’s compensated differently. 
 

Maybe this is his Queens Boulevard “passion project”

[The Evil Genius]

He's been trying to get the remake greenlighted for several years now, so I suspect it's an pet project for him. 

 

Considering he's played a boxer before, maybe his fight scenes will be convincing.

 

But will he grow the mullet?

 

[TradeTheBeal!]

Let’s ask the real question…Will there be throat rips?