The Official Redskins Fan Manic Depressive Fits of Laughter Thread

[SkinsTribeVA]

Right before the botched snap, my roommate, who knows nothing at all about football, joked "now watch them mess up this extra point." My reply: "I'd go nuts." We just laughed when it happened.

[SWFLSkins]

Meds at 5, i okay, i okay. Lay down now.

[GoDeep81]

Funny you should start this thread.. After the flubbed PAT I did that, scarry, loud, laughing where ya over exaggerate the laughter and the volume.. It eventually turned into real, honest laughter, but for a good 5-10 seconds I was probably scaring the ol' lady..

[scruffylookin]

My laughter comes from reading the special few who still contort themselves in all manner of shapes still defending the Philly reject.

It's comedy gold. Especially those who did nothing but bash JC and now make excuses for McSuck.

[SWFLSkins]

My laughter comes from reading the special few who still contort themselves in all manner of shapes still defending the Philly reject.

It's comedy gold. Especially those who did nothing but bash JC and now make excuses for McSuck.

Well then there are the numbers for the season so far, so laugh away but at yourself........

1 Peyton Manning IND QB 378 569 66.4 43.8 4,028 7.1 309.8 26 15 216 38.0 73T 38 9 14 91.2

2 Philip Rivers SD QB 272 415 65.5 34.6 3,642 8.8 303.5 24 10 175 42.2 59T 55 12 29 102.5

3 Drew Brees NO QB 337 485 69.5 40.4 3,634 7.5 302.8 25 16 179 36.9 80T 38 10 17 94.6

4 Kyle Orton DEN QB 274 457 60.0 38.1 3,487 7.6 290.6 20 6 163 35.7 71 51 11 33 93.0

5 Aaron Rodgers GB QB 261 399 65.4 33.2 3,243 8.1 270.2 23 9 154 38.6 86T 43 8 25 100.3

6 Donovan McNabb WAS QB 253 437 57.9 36.4 3,149 7.2 262.4 12 15 139 31.8 76 37 11 35 75.2

7 Matt Schaub HOU QB 258 403 64.0 33.6 3,089 7.7 257.4 17 8 157 39.0 60 42 6 26 93.2

8 Tom Brady NE QB 257 385 66.8 32.1 3,029 7.9 252.4 27 4 149 38.7 79T 41 6 18 109.5

9 Carson Palmer CIN QB 280 465 60.2 38.8 3,009 6.5 250.8 20 15 159 34.2 78T 32 6 23 80.1

10 Joe Flacco BAL QB 248 398 62.3 33.2 2,988 7.5 249.0 19 8 144 36.2 67 34 6 27 92.8

11 Eli Manning NYG QB 260 401 64.8 33.4 2,982 7.4 248.5 23 17 144 35.9 54T 45 5 12 88.6

12 Matt Ryan ATL QB 280 441 63.5 36.8 2,920 6.6 243.3 21 7 154 34.9 46 29 5 17 91.8

13 Sam Bradford STL QB 268 442 60.6 36.8 2,653 6.0 221.1 17 10 143 32.4 49 27 2 24 81.0

14 Mark Sanchez NYJ QB 218 397 54.9 33.1 2,636 6.6 219.7 16 11 131 33.0 74T 39 9 20 77.4

15 Matt Hasselbeck SEA QB 226 381 59.3 34.6 2,621 6.9 238.3 10 11 117 30.7 87T 30 9 27 76.9

15 Chad Henne MIA QB 228 367 62.1 33.4 2,621 7.1 238.3 12 15 130 35.4 57T 32 4 17 77.5

17 Jay Cutler CHI QB 201 318 63.2 28.9 2,545 8.0 231.4 17 10 126 39.6 89T 30 4 41 92.8

18 Matt Cassel KC QB 212 354 59.9 29.5 2,503 7.1 208.6 23 4 133 37.6 53T 34 3 17 98.4

19 Brett Favre MIN QB 212 351 60.4 29.2 2,446 7.0 203.8 10 18 111 31.6 53T 37 1 21 69.6

20 Josh Freeman TB QB 213 365 58.4 30.4 2,442 6.7 203.5 16 6 115 31.5 58T 35 6 19 86.4

21 Ryan Fitzpatrick BUF QB 207 355 58.3 35.5 2,384 6.7 238.4 20 11 117 33.0 65T 29 6 17 84.5

22 Michael Vick PHI QB 171 268 63.8 29.8 2,243 8.4 249.2 15 2 100 37.3 88T 38 9 23 105.7

23 Shaun Hill DET QB 215 351 61.3 39.0 2,206 6.3 245.1 13 11 107 30.5 75T 26 2 14 78.6

24 Ben Roethlisberger PIT QB 159 258 61.6 32.2 2,078 8.1 259.8 13 5 97 37.6 53T 34 4 22 95.7

25 Derek Anderson ARI QB 169 327 51.7 27.2 2,065 6.3 172.1 7 10 97 29.7 43 32 1 25 65.9

26 David Garrard JAC QB 179 268 66.8 24.4 1,982 7.4 180.2 17 11 97 36.2 75 26 4 26 92.6

27 Jon Kitna DAL QB 148 226 65.5 32.3 1,703 7.5 243.3 11 8 82 36.3 71T 23 6 14 89.5

28 Tony Romo sits to pee DAL QB 148 213 69.5 35.5 1,605 7.5 267.5 11 7 75 35.2 69T 21 2 7 94.9

29 Alex Smith SF QB 143 242 59.1 34.6 1,554 6.4 222.0 9 9 73 30.2 53 16 3 13 75.0

30 Jason Campbell OAK QB 114 206 55.3 22.9 1,439 7.0 159.9 8 6 64 31.1 69T 17 6 24 78.1

31 Jimmy Clausen CAR QB 101 200 50.5 22.2 1,056 5.3 117.3 1 6 50 25.0 55T 10 2 19 55.3

[BRAVEONTHEWARPATH93]

It should never get to the point where you are EXPECTING your team to eff an extra point, to miss an easy fg, or to throw a pick on the last drive.

when we moving down the field early, i expected for us to attempt a fg...i never expect success

why should?

the most I've had to cheer for is two wild card births and a division title i barely remember...

Then my basketball team is a joke who has stars that bring guns in lockerooms and then drafts a star that can't warm up without getting hurt

I go back to hockey after a while only to watch the "best team in the east" lose to eight seeds with no nmae goalies?

People wonder why I love wrestling...at least you know its all fixed

rant over

[colkilla]

campbell still has a higher rating. just sickening. they are a mediocre organization guys, that is the problem. YEARS of mismanagement can't be fixed in one offseason. they will be lucky to be 8-8 (9-9) next year if there is a season. it is a process and it is gonna be a while. be like me, find something else to do and come back and see where they are in like 2015, that is my plan...

[Chachie]

This was the best thing that could have happened to us today. We showed signs of life and still lost. I know this isn't a popular sentiment right now but it's all about the draft, my friends.

[colkilla]

all about a draft where they have 7 picks, sounds nice, but only 2 are in the first 4 rounds. they have pissed away the draft in the past and continue to do so. only silver lining is the cowboys are gonna stomp that ass next week and pass the skins in the standings, allowing for a last place schedule next year AGAIN. don't get too excited though, that has been the case a lot lately and hasn't gotten them anywhere...

[DieHard86]

I checked out last week after tbe Giants went up 14-0. I'm disappointed with the loss, but not surprised, and not all that botherd by it

[colkilla]

I checked out last week after tbe Giants went up 14-0. I'm disappointed with the loss, but not surprised, and not all that botherd by it

this. the time has come as fans to face reality and the reality is the team/organization is not relevant. we hope, but that was all we had recently. now i have given up hope. time to move on, always be my team, just not emotionally invested anymore. can't be...

[Boss_Hogg]

This was the best thing that could have happened to us today. We showed signs of life and still lost. I know this isn't a popular sentiment right now but it's all about the draft, my friends.

but we have so few picks.

[colkilla]

and the rounds where we have "quantity" there will be NO "quality"...

[MustangSteve]

Definately 4! How many teams have you EVER seen screw a game up on the tying extra point?

[HailGreen28]

I seriously wonder if we threw the game. And I'm torn as to whether we SHOULD have.

[Chachie]

but we have so few picks.

We have enough to matter in the next draft. Both Washington and Dallas need linemen. I'd rather be picking before them than the other way around.

[FuriousD]

#4 definately. I burst out laughing! I couldn't help myself and just for half second, as my breath was gone, I felt bad about laughing but I couldn't stop. It's all so rediculous.

Here is a fact though; the Reskins are slowly but sure surely killing something inside of me. I used to get bent out of shape for days over this kind of loss. My moods and fits are legendary in my family but this type of thing doesn't even phase me now. I'm not angry. I'm not even upset.

My wife bought me a Cooley authentic for my birthday. I didn't have the heart to say "why"? I don't think I'll ever wear it. I'm not even the slightest bit interested in it, frankly.

I'm beginning to think I'm cured of Redskin's fever. Or at least I'm in remission.

[Probos]

Well then there are the numbers for the season so far, so laugh away but at yourself........

1 Peyton Manning IND QB 378 569 66.4 43.8 4,028 7.1 309.8 26 15 216 38.0 73T 38 9 14 91.2

2 Philip Rivers SD QB 272 415 65.5 34.6 3,642 8.8 303.5 24 10 175 42.2 59T 55 12 29 102.5

3 Drew Brees NO QB 337 485 69.5 40.4 3,634 7.5 302.8 25 16 179 36.9 80T 38 10 17 94.6

4 Kyle Orton DEN QB 274 457 60.0 38.1 3,487 7.6 290.6 20 6 163 35.7 71 51 11 33 93.0

5 Aaron Rodgers GB QB 261 399 65.4 33.2 3,243 8.1 270.2 23 9 154 38.6 86T 43 8 25 100.3

6 Donovan McNabb WAS QB 253 437 57.9 36.4 3,149 7.2 262.4 12 15 139 31.8 76 37 11 35 75.2

7 Matt Schaub HOU QB 258 403 64.0 33.6 3,089 7.7 257.4 17 8 157 39.0 60 42 6 26 93.2

8 Tom Brady NE QB 257 385 66.8 32.1 3,029 7.9 252.4 27 4 149 38.7 79T 41 6 18 109.5

9 Carson Palmer CIN QB 280 465 60.2 38.8 3,009 6.5 250.8 20 15 159 34.2 78T 32 6 23 80.1

10 Joe Flacco BAL QB 248 398 62.3 33.2 2,988 7.5 249.0 19 8 144 36.2 67 34 6 27 92.8

11 Eli Manning NYG QB 260 401 64.8 33.4 2,982 7.4 248.5 23 17 144 35.9 54T 45 5 12 88.6

12 Matt Ryan ATL QB 280 441 63.5 36.8 2,920 6.6 243.3 21 7 154 34.9 46 29 5 17 91.8

13 Sam Bradford STL QB 268 442 60.6 36.8 2,653 6.0 221.1 17 10 143 32.4 49 27 2 24 81.0

14 Mark Sanchez NYJ QB 218 397 54.9 33.1 2,636 6.6 219.7 16 11 131 33.0 74T 39 9 20 77.4

15 Matt Hasselbeck SEA QB 226 381 59.3 34.6 2,621 6.9 238.3 10 11 117 30.7 87T 30 9 27 76.9

15 Chad Henne MIA QB 228 367 62.1 33.4 2,621 7.1 238.3 12 15 130 35.4 57T 32 4 17 77.5

17 Jay Cutler CHI QB 201 318 63.2 28.9 2,545 8.0 231.4 17 10 126 39.6 89T 30 4 41 92.8

18 Matt Cassel KC QB 212 354 59.9 29.5 2,503 7.1 208.6 23 4 133 37.6 53T 34 3 17 98.4

19 Brett Favre MIN QB 212 351 60.4 29.2 2,446 7.0 203.8 10 18 111 31.6 53T 37 1 21 69.6

20 Josh Freeman TB QB 213 365 58.4 30.4 2,442 6.7 203.5 16 6 115 31.5 58T 35 6 19 86.4

21 Ryan Fitzpatrick BUF QB 207 355 58.3 35.5 2,384 6.7 238.4 20 11 117 33.0 65T 29 6 17 84.5

22 Michael Vick PHI QB 171 268 63.8 29.8 2,243 8.4 249.2 15 2 100 37.3 88T 38 9 23 105.7

23 Shaun Hill DET QB 215 351 61.3 39.0 2,206 6.3 245.1 13 11 107 30.5 75T 26 2 14 78.6

24 Ben Roethlisberger PIT QB 159 258 61.6 32.2 2,078 8.1 259.8 13 5 97 37.6 53T 34 4 22 95.7

25 Derek Anderson ARI QB 169 327 51.7 27.2 2,065 6.3 172.1 7 10 97 29.7 43 32 1 25 65.9

26 David Garrard JAC QB 179 268 66.8 24.4 1,982 7.4 180.2 17 11 97 36.2 75 26 4 26 92.6

27 Jon Kitna DAL QB 148 226 65.5 32.3 1,703 7.5 243.3 11 8 82 36.3 71T 23 6 14 89.5

28 Tony Romo sits to pee DAL QB 148 213 69.5 35.5 1,605 7.5 267.5 11 7 75 35.2 69T 21 2 7 94.9

29 Alex Smith SF QB 143 242 59.1 34.6 1,554 6.4 222.0 9 9 73 30.2 53 16 3 13 75.0

30 Jason Campbell OAK QB 114 206 55.3 22.9 1,439 7.0 159.9 8 6 64 31.1 69T 17 6 24 78.1

31 Jimmy Clausen CAR QB 101 200 50.5 22.2 1,056 5.3 117.3 1 6 50 25.0 55T 10 2 19 55.3

Those rankings are based on total yards. So what,...

His QB rating is bad and his completion % is not great. The team is really bad, they have a record of 5-8, soon to be 5-9. Defending McNabb is pointless.

[colkilla]

#4 definately. I burst out laughing! I couldn't help myself and just for half second, as my breath was gone, I felt bad about laughing but I couldn't stop. It's all so rediculous.

Here is a fact though; the Reskins are slowly but sure surely killing something inside of me. I used to get bent out of shape for days over this kind of loss. My moods and fits are legendary in my family but this type of thing doesn't even phase me now. I'm not angry. I'm not even upset.

My wife bought me a Cooley authentic for my birthday. I didn't have the heart to say "why"? I don't think I'll ever wear it. I'm not even the slightest bit interested in it, frankly.

I'm beginning to think I'm cured of Redskin's fever. Or at least I'm in remission.

you and i are in the same boat bruh. i am just indifferent when it comes to this team these days. i expect what happened today. they will find a way to lose. i used to anticipate football season all year long, now knowing it is pretty much over for my team by halloween year in and year out i just don't care. it doesn't have an effect on me one way or another...

---------- Post added December-12th-2010 at 06:22 PM ----------

Those rankings are based on total yards. So what,...

His QB rating is bad and his completion % is not great. The team is really bad, they have a record of 5-8, soon to be 5-9. Defending McNabb is pointless.

hopefully after seeing how the extension was written the skins are planning to get right out from under the whole mess with mcnabb. i think they creatively signed him to a team friendly extension to make the noise die down during the season, only to cut him this spring...

[AZSKINS44]

Couldnt agree with you more on that - been a Skins fan for as long as I can remember but in recent years I have become numb to the losing thing. Come late summer I still look forward to football and hope the B&G can pull out some key wins but I have become more emotionally vested in college ball (at least they all play with heart for 4 full quarters)

[rdsknbill]

Over the past years, it's been "cautious optimism", now it's just patience. I hope that my children will be able to experience a REAL successful team.

On that note. I think the Eagles and Giants are still scoring on us!

[colkilla]

i loved santana after today's game. i get so sick and tired of guys being buddy buddy after getting their ass whipped for 60 minutes. just rubs me the wrong way. like seeing a guy say he "hurts" after a loss...

[Highway66]

These games are killing me it was like three and a half hours in a torture chamber. I watch the games with a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach. I cant help it. am i crazy? I have tried to record the games and just not watch if they stink but by the 2nd quarter i can no longer resist and watch the game live

[buenosdiaz]

i'm amazed at how they consistently find a new way to disappoint me. I think i've seen it all and then something like today happens

[GoDeep81]

My wife bought me a Cooley authentic for my birthday. I didn't have the heart to say "why"? I don't think I'll ever wear it. I'm not even the slightest bit interested in it, frankly.

I too got a Cooley jersey.. It arrived just before the second Philly game.. I took it off before the 1st quarter ended and it's collected dust ever since.. Probably will never wear it again.. Least not while Cooley's still around..