GaryGreenMonk Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 My dog was just released. I took him off the leash and everything. He's super fast, I saw him catch rabbit once. Yeah.. yeah... I know the rabbit only had one eye and it's back left leg was broken. But my dog totally crushed it and had it down in seconds. I totally think the Redskins should sign my dog. He can jump over **** twice his height..... and he is TALL. He has the softest paws around too.. I know he's my dog and all.. but I'm totally not biased and i've been watching football on TV for like 10 years.. If the Redskins sign my dog, they won't regret it. MARK MY WORDS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyUtah Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 I see what you did there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfriedenthal Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Four thumbs down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftCoast Skinz FAN Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 YES?............... ......................NO? :logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 The best one of these threads was a few seasons ago and was titled "I just released a fart...should we sign it?" Unfortunately it got locked and buried but it was a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldskool Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyLeeGhostHunter Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 OMG! Your dog is my new man-crus...I mean dog-crush. Could someone make me a sig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaryGreenMonk Posted August 31, 2010 Author Share Posted August 31, 2010 I thought it was relevant today since we already have 4 on the main page. Maybe then can just merge them all into this one to make a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyLeeGhostHunter Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 The best one of these threads was a few seasons ago and was titled "I just released a fart...should we sign it?"Unfortunately it got locked and buried but it was a good one. That's hilarious.:pfft: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonnyandSam Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 ABSOLUTELY! Couldn't be worse than the other dogs being discussed in the other threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Your dog needs to work on his hands. Practice squad only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Bleed_B&G Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 I heard Edwin Williams and James Dearth were released. Should we sign them????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsaddict Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 vet minimum + incentives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santana_89 Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 :ols: sure we're signing everyone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhouse Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 no, Marko Mitchell is better and Mix is taller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightbird Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Can he: 1. Do a back flip, or 2. Jump out of a pool with 3 feet of water. If so, rookie minimum, and screw the incentives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Ok, this thread is slightly less weird than I thought when I clicked on it (I thought you were getting signatures on your dog....anway). We need more specifics. What's your dog's 40 time? His vertical leap? He needs to either A) be tall or be a great run blocker. Also, does he have fleas? Because if so it might be better to get him on the Cowboys' squad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianm23 Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 I hear he likes to play in the snow and is super tall, I say yes, yes sign him now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 But will he fit in with the WCO? How is his route running? Not sure if he'll be a good blocker in the ZBS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinz4Life12 Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 lol i guess the mods don't hand out vacations for these types of threads? they just laugh and eventually close them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwolf Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Depends. If you throw him 10 frisbees, how many out of those ten would he catch? If the answer is 9, he's probably at least twice as good as Devin Thomas, which means he's good enough for the practice squad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 no, Marko Mitchell is better and Mix is taller. Yeah but my dog spends more time on the field then Kelly and is a full breed, not a Mix. He swims and plays Marko/Polo, so I gotta go with my Dog. Plus he would play all day and never complain, loves the tread mill, running, walking and is loyal beyond any other. BTw, this thread will hunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirtyfive2seven Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 fail. but good funny pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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