zoony Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Remember Remember the 10th of June" ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Do you ever read the bible Bret? There's this passage I got memorized, the Book of Genesis... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "You actually could handle the truth but I just don't want talk about it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Mama always said, Life was like having Norv Turner as your head-coach it starts off promising but then you end up bitter and angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Mufasa: Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope. Young Simba: But, Dad, don't we eat the antelope? Mufasa: Yes, Simba, but let me explain. After we eat them, we take a ****, which fertilizes the grass. The antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connnected in the great Circle of Life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "I feel the need...the need for a warm bubble bath and Enya music!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 You're ghostin' us, mother****er. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll file a formal complaint and have you court marshaled. Got that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 I've only got a couple minutes to bleed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Some classics.. "You dirty rat!.. You killed my goldfish!" "Top o' the stairs, ma! Top o' the stairs!" "Play it again, Elmer." (I know this line actually isn't in the movie..) "Frankly, Scarlett, I'd like it if you introduced me to your sister." ~bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 Get your hands off of me, you damn, dirty, very hairy man-like creature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 "You made a time machine...out of a Ford Pinto?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "I love the smell of baby powder in the morning. It smells like...babies." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Life is like a temp-labor service; you never know what you're gonna get" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbleedBnG83 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Austin Powers had to be completely rewritten "Do I make you stimulated!?" "Yeah, sweety" "Shall we have maritals now, or at a later time?" "One-million rubbles!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 That's what I like sbout being a pedophyle. I get older and they have daddy issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbleedBnG83 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 That's what I like sbout being a pedophyle. I get older and they have daddy issues. Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother****er, say what one more Goddamn time!" "What?" "Stop it!" "What?" "Quit saying that!" "What?" "You're pissing me off!" "What?" "I'm tellin' Marsellus." "What?" "**** you!" Storms out the door. "What?" Mummbles, "*******." Off in the distance you hear, "What?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "I'm here to kick ass and chew gum, and I brought more than enough gum for us to share would you like some?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I'm your dingleberry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I'm your dingleberry. :ha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Dyin' is not a sound career decision. This is a .357 magnum, the sexiest handgun there is. It's like blue steel Viagra. Now you gotta ask yourself, punk.. is he turned on and going to make me do things my mama would be ashamed of, or is he going to shoot me? Well, you wanna get lucky, punk? ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Show me the financial incentive Jerry! Show me the financial incentive!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Frankly my dear, I don't give a ****" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 You want details? Fine. I drive a Volkswagon, 1997 Cabriolet, what's up? I have a ridiculous house in Yonkers. I have every toy you could possibly imagine, even a yo-yo. And best of all kids, I am liquid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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