jrockster21 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 So...I know a lot of you hate twitter, but one of the trending topics right now is first draft movie lines, and I figured ES could have some fun with it. The point is, take a well known movie line, and change it for the worse, yet funny. Here are some examples that have already been done: "The force is brawny with this one." "Hasta la vista, bad guy." "Salutations, Vietnam!" "You had me at 'wassssssaaaaap'" "Great, Scott!" "We'll cut off his horse's head and put it in the bed with him" "E.T. phone intergalactic space operator." "Confederate war bonds, Scarlett. We're rich because I bought them under Jefferson Davis' stimulus plan" ----- Okay, these should be enough to get us started - fire away!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 ""Mrs. Robinson, you are a serious MILF." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "My name is Terry, commander of the armies of the North, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 "This gin joint was the only one in town, so its probable that she would come here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "No! I am your Father it'll be revealed on a special Maury next Tuesday." "What are you?" "I'm a rich kid with a bat-fetish!" "My name is Bond James Bond, but my friends call me Jimmy B!" "Autobots transform and roll out to the nearest toy store shelf in time for the holidays!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Tonight, we dine by our campfire in safety!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Madness? This type of thing happens all the time here!" or "Madness? This....is....pretty typical for us!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Houston we're screwed!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 "They may take our lives, but they can never take...our HAGGIS!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?! . Why couldn't it have been hot lesbian mud wrestlers?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Where are you going?" "I'm going to pick a fight." "Well, we didn't put on our war kilts and paint our faces blue for nothing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and **** them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Yo Adrian! I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "I'm here to fight for truth justice and your right to party!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Get busy living, or get busy screwing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Now behold the power of this fully fixed up and ready for action battle station!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "But I was gonna go to Tashi Station and pick up some porn!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "You want me on this couch, you need me on this couch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 "I will return at a later date." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "MAy the non-specific religous but really cool sounding term accompany you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Do you speak Bachi?" "Why of course I do, sir" "***!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: no pants.. The second rule of Fight Club is: NO PANTS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 "You talkin' to me? No? Okay then, my mistake." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I can eat 4 or 5 eggs in an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "I'm gonna make him an offer that will make him get jiggy with it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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