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First Draft Movie Lines


jrockster21

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So...I know a lot of you hate twitter, but one of the trending topics right now is first draft movie lines, and I figured ES could have some fun with it. The point is, take a well known movie line, and change it for the worse, yet funny.

Here are some examples that have already been done:

"The force is brawny with this one."

"Hasta la vista, bad guy."

"Salutations, Vietnam!"

"You had me at 'wassssssaaaaap'"

"Great, Scott!"

"We'll cut off his horse's head and put it in the bed with him"

"E.T. phone intergalactic space operator."

"Confederate war bonds, Scarlett. We're rich because I bought them under Jefferson Davis' stimulus plan"

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Okay, these should be enough to get us started - fire away!!

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"No! I am your Father it'll be revealed on a special Maury next Tuesday."

"What are you?"

"I'm a rich kid with a bat-fetish!"

"My name is Bond James Bond, but my friends call me Jimmy B!"

"Autobots transform and roll out to the nearest toy store shelf in time for the holidays!"

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