TK Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 There's no place like Hooters. There's no place like Hooters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbleedBnG83 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Honesty! You wouldn't be able to wrap your head around honesty!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terpfan Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! I'm about to kill you now to avenge him, so be ready for it!" "What's in the box???" "Yeah... it's your wife's head... Crazy right?" "I see dead people. Like, frequently and in many locations!" And my favorite so far from DougBenson... "I'm on top of the ship!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Do ya feel plucky punk?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Wax-On, Wax-Off, and then clean the interior and check the fluid levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I feel the need... the need to go at a pace that would be considered unsafe in most situations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard saunders Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Wax-On, Wax-Off, and then clean the interior and check the fluid levels. Yeah Johnny, put em in a douche bag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "They can't stop us; we're on a mission for that somewhat misunderstood nun who was nice enough to raise us in that orphanage after our parents were killed in that freak playdoh factory explosion." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" "Actually, Bluto, you are mistaken. It was the Japanese who bombed Pearl Harbor. And according to some, yes it was over... the Japanese never stood a chance. You see, the Japanese failure to secure a total devastation of the American Pacific fleet did little more than 'wake the sleeping giant'. So, you're question is somewhat moot as it was indeed over. Who wants to get a taco?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boofMcboof Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Badges? We do not require the procurement of any badges that may or may not smell ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 "I love you." "I know... I also know that you made out with your brother, you sick, twisted slut. Now hit the ****ing bricks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliz Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 "Goodness! You were just punched really hard and appear to have briefly lost consciousness. You should probably see a doctor or something" (Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 There's no place like Hooters. There's no place like Hooters. "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?""Actually, Bluto, you are mistaken. It was the Japanese who bombed Pearl Harbor. And according to some, yes it was over... the Japanese never stood a chance. You see, the Japanese failure to secure a total devastation of the American Pacific fleet did little more than 'wake the sleeping giant'. So, you're question is somewhat moot as it was indeed over. Who wants to get a taco?" Good ones!! Great thread, boys and girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 "Who's on first?" "Yes." "Oh goodness, I see the problem here. The players' names are homonyms with pronouns, which is causing confusion. Glad we got that cleared up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 "Flexible Flyer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grhqofb5 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 "Luke, I am your father... and I haven't paid child support for the last 20 years." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHOPSkins Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 "I'm Farticus"........."No, I AM Farticus" "SOLIENT GREEN is RECONSTITUTED BIOMASS!" "Greed, for lack of a better word............is Boffo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliz Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Soylent Green is made of Enriched Flour, Wheat Flour, Niacinamide , Reduced Iron , Thiamin Mononitrate, Riboflavin , Folic Acid , Corn Syrup , High Fructose Corn Syrup , Dextrose , Vegetable Oil , Soybean Oil , Hydrogenated Cottonseed Oil, Sugar, Cracker Meal, Wheat Starch, Salt, Cornstarch, Baking Soda, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Monocalcium Phosphate, Citric Acid, Milled Corn, Modified Wheat Starch, Gelatin, Patially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Modified Corn Starch, Xanthan Gum, Soy Lecithin, Niacinamide, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride, and Thiamin Hydrochloride!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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