zoony Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: no pants.. The second rule of Fight Club is: NO PANTS! :rotflmao: "What do you mean I amuse you? Am I a clown? Am I here to entertain you? Is that what I am to you? Funny how?" "Actually, yah... here's a red nose and some clown shoes *****" .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Here's lookin' at your chest!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I can eat 4 or 5 eggs in an hour. "What we have here is a miscommunication between two individuals- differing viewpoints stemming from a variety of socio-economic factors" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Frankly my dear, I'm not all that into it" .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 "If this is your first time at Fight Club, take your time and check it out, make sure to try the refreshments. No pressure!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Go ahead make my 24 hour period!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Live long and party like a son of a *****!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Go ahead make my 24 hour period!" or... "Try it, I triple-dog dare ya!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "At my signal, unleash Fred." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 or... "Try it, I triple-dog dare ya!" Nicely played! "There can only be one! Until we make a sequel then there can be few dozen." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Badges!?!? Yeah that's not a bad idea." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 (final scene in unforgiven) "you just shot an unarmed man!" "whoops, my bad." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Go ahead mom, make my breakfast" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 "I coulda had class. But I don't think I coulda ever really contended for anything." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Yippie ki yea Steve Urkel!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ax Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Was boo-tay that killed the beast!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Your mother's in here with us, Karras. She's says clean your room, its filthy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Say hello to my little wife" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ax Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 (final scene in unforgiven)"you just shot an unarmed man!" "whoops, my bad." Or... "Bull****! Mother ****er got two arms!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Your mother's in here with us, Karras. She's says clean your room, its filthy." I HATE that movie!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Calm down, Jules. Chill them mother****ers out. I'm on this *****. The Rabbit will be there directly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. You ****bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "What are you going to do charge me with Smoking?" "Well actually yeah.It's a misdeamenor to smoke in city buildings punishable by up to 5 years in jail." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Do you ever read the bible Bret? There's this passage I got memorized, the Book of Genesis... First God made heaven & earth 2 The earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters. 3 And God said, "Let there be light"; and there was light. 4 And God saw that the light was good; and God separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, one day. 6 And God said, "Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters from the waters." 7 And God made the firmament and separated the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament. And it was so. 8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And there was evening and there was morning, a second day. 9 And God said, "Let the waters under the heavens be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land appear." And it was so. 10 God called the dry land Earth, and the waters that were gathered together he called Seas. And God saw that it was good. 11 And God said, "Let the earth put forth vegetation, plants yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind, upon the earth." And it was so. 12 The earth brought forth vegetation, plants yielding seed according to their own kinds, and trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening and there was morning, a third day. 14 And God said, "Let there be lights in the firmament of the heavens to separate the day from the night; and let them be for signs and for seasons and for days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the firmament of the heavens to give light upon the earth." And it was so. 16 And God made the two great lights, the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night; he made the stars also. 17 And God set them in the firmament of the heavens to give light upon the earth, 18 to rule over the day and over the night, and to separate the light from the darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening and there was morning, a fourth day. 20 And God said, "Let the waters bring forth swarms of living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the firmament of the heavens." 21 So God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that moves, with which the waters swarm, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22 And God blessed them, saying, "Be fruitful and multiply and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the earth." 23 And there was evening and there was morning, a fifth day. 24 And God said, "Let the earth bring forth living creatures according to their kinds: cattle and creeping things and beasts of the earth according to their kinds." And it was so. 25 And God made the beasts of the earth according to their kinds and the cattle according to their kinds, and everything that creeps upon the ground according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 26 Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, after our likeness; and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps upon the earth." 27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them. 28 And God blessed them, and God said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth." 29 And God said, "Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed in its fruit; you shall have them for food. 30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every bird of the air, and to everything that creeps on the earth, everything that has the breath of life, I have given every green plant for food." And it was so. 31 And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. And there was evening and there was morning, a sixth day........ ........ ..... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Oh, you're right, making this one go to 10 and just be a little louder would make more sense." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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