Cooked Crack Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 The Davis Cup is bringing thousands to the magic city, including a vendor who's stirring up some controversy. It has to do with the name of the product she's selling, called “Craque.” For some, this homemade candy appears to resemble crack cocaine. The product's website, displays the different flavors like: "I Love Craque", "Obama Rocks," and even a special flavor made just for the Davis Cup, "Tennis Rocks." The Director of Youth Services, Cedric Sparks, isn't a fan. "Let’s show anyone who tries to advance foolishness like this that this is not the type of city for that, and we don't tolerate this kind of stuff," Sparks says. http://www.cbs42.com/content/localnews/story/Craque-For-Sale/TLKZGnCOfUqFZpYWcNiyUA.cspx If you trying to get your fix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 :rotflmao: Woww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 with a name like cooked crack i have to laugh at this. but this is horrible. they did it when i was a kid with candy cigarettes too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 they did it when i was a kid with candy cigarettes too You can still get candy cigarettes, but nowadays they barely resemble cigarettes. Just as well. Besides, they taste like crap anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 with a name like cooked crack i have to laugh at this. I was going to say that too, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoGood28 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Those candy cigarettes were awesome. They had two kinds that I used to buy from the ice cream man. The first were just sugar candy in the shape of a stick. But the other ones were actually bubble gum wrapped in a cigarette paper and when you blew on them, powdered sugar would blow out the end. Guess which were better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 You can still get candy cigarettes, but nowadays they barely resemble cigarettes. Just as well. Besides, they taste like crap anyway. I never got them for the taste. it was for the little paper around it so when you blew thru it they would make a smoke effect. just like big league chew. made you feel like you were chewin red man or levi garrett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 just like big league chew. made you feel like you were chewin red man or levi garrett. Exactly. The people responsible for this product is a scumbag. We should be educating children on the dangers of drugs, not trying to prep them for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jofizz Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Big League Chew FTW. Didn't even taste good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dictator Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Rock candy's been around for ever. I still smoke it on occassion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjah Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I had some college friends who snorted Pixy Stix. I tried to warn them about what would happen. They didn't listen. They suffered. But what's so wrong about crack candy? Let the free market decide what's okay to sell and what isn't, right? I'm planning to start a candy company that sells confectioner's sugar in quart-size Ziploc bags. We'll also manufacture those wax test-tube looking things with delicious sugary syrup inside, but they'll be shaped like syringes. And right now I'm working on a concept for an edible spoon packaged with a piece of rock candy. You place the rock in the spoon, stick the whole shebang in the oven for 15 minutes like a Shrinky-Dink, and then enjoy some deliciously browned caramelized sugar. Parental supervision required! Then we'll introduce the "Fun Time Funnel" Root Beer Bong. Pending licensing, we'll also sell kids Red Calf Energy Drink with their school lunches. To make it appeal to young'uns, we'll make it look and taste exactly like regular Red Bull, but we'll add sugar to differentiate it from its low-octane adult counterpart. And this is just the beginning. Eventually we'll have all kinds of kiddie equivalents of beer and liquor, like Spudweiser and Baby Maker's Mark. Now taking investments for seed money. This market makes it a great time to get in on the ground floor of a bulletproof new venture! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Population won't cull itself.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I never got them for the taste. it was for the little paper around it so when you blew thru it they would make a smoke effect. The ones they have nowadays don't do that anymore. They're just sticks of sugar essentially. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Those candy cigarettes were awesome. They had two kinds that I used to buy from the ice cream man. The first were just sugar candy in the shape of a stick. But the other ones were actually bubble gum wrapped in a cigarette paper and when you blew on them, powdered sugar would blow out the end. Guess which were better? hell yeah candy cigs were the shiz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I had some college friends who snorted Pixy Stix. I tried to warn them about what would happen. They didn't listen. They suffered. But what's so wrong about crack candy? Let the free market decide what's okay to sell and what isn't, right? I'm planning to start a candy company that sells confectioner's sugar in quart-size Ziploc bags. We'll also manufacture those wax test-tube looking things with delicious sugary syrup inside, but they'll be shaped like syringes. And right now I'm working on a concept for an edible spoon packaged with a piece of rock candy. You place the rock in the spoon, stick the whole shebang in the oven for 15 minutes like a Shrinky-Dink, and then enjoy some deliciously browned caramelized sugar. Parental supervision required! Then we'll introduce the "Fun Time Funnel" Root Beer Bong. Pending licensing, we'll also sell kids Red Calf Energy Drink with their school lunches. To make it appeal to young'uns, we'll make it look and taste exactly like regular Red Bull, but we'll add sugar to differentiate it from its low-octane adult counterpart. And this is just the beginning. Eventually we'll have all kinds of kiddie equivalents of beer and liquor, like Spudweiser and Baby Maker's Mark. Now taking investments for seed money. This market makes it a great time to get in on the ground floor of a bulletproof new venture! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: BTW what happened to your friends who snorted pixie sticks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I had some college friends who snorted Pixy Stix. How To Smoke Smarties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I used to love candy cigs. Sucks you can't get them anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I consider the marketers of Mike's Hard Lemonade only a step or two above the sellers of candy crack. Liquor with training wheels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I used to love candy cigs. Sucks you can't get them anymore Sure you can. http://www.candyfavorites.com/Cigarettes-Candy-pr-1193.html?gclid=CJGNiPaOj5kCFQq3sgodrzHuZQ http://www.oldtimecandy.com/candy-cigarettes.htm http://www.amazon.com/King-Size-Candy-Cigarettes-Packs/dp/B000CO7IC2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjah Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:BTW what happened to your friends who snorted pixie sticks? Their nostrils felt like they were burning. Badly. For a long time. Pixy Stix are made of dextrose, citric acid, and small amounts of various flavoring agents. Put it up your nose and it readily dissolves in the moist environment of your nostril(s), aggravating the sensitive skin and receptors up there. Unhappy campers. At least I got a good laugh out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Sure you can. Candy over the internet- I'll get right on that /not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Crack? I bet if you put it on a stick.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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