egtuna Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 From an 80's cable classic "Armed and Dangerous". During the scene where John Candy and Eugene Levy are in Security Gaurd Training Class, one of the lesser characters asks the teacher/boss, "Right. Say someone's lying right? And you KNOW they lying? Can you shoot em?" Kills me every. Single. Time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterPinstripe Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 In the Patriot where the guy gets his head blown off with a canon ball. Hilarious! Rewound it a million times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I hated this movie because it sent the franchise into a tail-spin...but in "Superman III" when Robert Vaughn's character has Richard Pryor's character on the phone after Pryor was supposed to kill Superman...I admit it...it made me laugh. "He didn't die. I asked you to kill Superman and you're telling me you couldn't do that one simple thing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Same movie. When Richard Pryor, genius hacker, is attempting to tell Robert Vaughn's computer to transfer all tenths of pennies into his personal account, and the computer tells him that his instructions are denied, there's a shot of the CRT screen, where Pryor types the command "OVERRIDE ALL SECURITY", and the computer's response is "OK". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 In the film 2010, there's a scene in which Jesse Bowman, mother of lost astronaut Dave Bowman, dies in a Florida nursing home. There's a scene of a nurse at a nurse's station, then a closeup of a video monitor showing Ms Bowman's room. The EKG goes flat, and an alarm sounds. A magazine lands on the monitor. The magazine is TIME. The cover art work is split down the middle. One side shows the White House, a US flag, and a large picture, (supposedly the President). The other side shows the Kremlin, the Russian flag, and a picture. The President is Arthur C. Clarke, author of the books 2001 and 2010. The "Russian" is Stanley Kubrick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slackermike Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 All of these from the Wicker Man! Especially the bear part. That whole movie is a hilarious bit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RammsteinSkins Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I remember one more,the whole movie of Idiocracy but specificly this part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilmer17 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I crack up at the end of Doc Hollywood where Woody Harrellson and Bridgette Fonda are in the restaurant in Hollywood and she gasps "Isnt that a star?" and Woody replies "No, that's Ted Danson". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I remember one more,the whole movie of Idiocracy but specificly this part "It's what plants crave.", "What do plants crave?", "Electrolytes.", "But what are electrolytes?", "Uhh, what plants crave.". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EersSkins05 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I love the scene in Used Cars where he blows up the car: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwH5KEbAipY "What the hell is this? Is this a 1974 Mercedes 450SL for *twenty-four thousand dollars*? That's TOOOOOOOOOOOO F----- HIGH!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EersSkins05 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I forgot to mention this one. If you want to go really obscure, I love it in the original Rocky when Adrian finally gets to the ring after running from the locker room and her hat falls off on the way. You have to listen really closely, but the first thing Rocky says to her is, "Hey, where's your hat?" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 A few of my favorites: Broken Arrow; the final fight scene between John Travolta and Christian Slater on the train. The train crashes and the nuke goes flying across the car, toward Travolta. Just before it hits him, if you pause, you'll notice that Travolta is a dummy, with this really dumbfounded look on his face. The camera cuts and shows him being shot through the back of the car, as it happens he makes this really awkward, "Oooooohhhhh" noise. It's hilarious. My buddy pointed it out to me a couple of weeks ago. We rewound like 4-5 times just laughing at that whole sequence. The Boondock Saints; Rocco, Connor and Murphy bust into a strip club to kill Vincenzo Lipazzi. When the stripper behind the glass sees the guns she faints. Connor and Murphy go after Vincenzo, leaving Rocco as the lookout. He sees the stripper lying there unconscious bare-breasted, so he starts fondling her breast. Connor and Murphy are walking back, see him and yell at him. He gets startled, jumps up with his hands in the air, and says, "I'll tip her!!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoney26 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 http://youtube.com/watch?v=Eaqq1RKXr2A&feature=related You'll never get metal legs!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliz Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Fight Club - [spoiler - but if you've been living under a rock and haven't seen it you should be watching it now, and not reading this messageboard] After the twist is revealed and Ed Norton is remembering himself doing all of the things he thought Brad Pitt was doing. "You're f***ing Marla" "No. YOU'RE f***ing Marla, but it's all the same to her" and they cut to Ed Norton and Marla doing it and he just has this priceless look on his face, like "what the hell am I doing here?!" Cracks me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoney26 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 He Respect me! This is one of my all time favorites. So funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 One of my other funny scenes comes from The Boondock Saints again. Just before the three guys go into the strip club, they put on masks. Connor and Murphy have masks that have the holes already cut into them. Rocco cut the holes in his. The guys start laughing at him, and rag on him saying, "What the **** are you doing man? You look like ****ing Mushmouth.". Rocco starts to take the mask off and they convince him to keep it on. Then just before they bust in, while laughing Connor says, "Now Rocco, before we go in here let me ask you this, are you suuuure you're O-be-kay-be?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Everyone raves about Linda Fiorentino's performance in The Last Seduction and rightly so. But Bill Pullman has several scenes that are just fall down funny, particularly when he wants to hug the PI he hired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliz Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Dazed & Confused - one of the best lines in the whole movie is said offscreen by Slater. "I'm not believing that s*** about Bonham's one hour drum solo, man. I mean, an hour of drums? You couldn't handle that s*** on strong acid, man" The delivery is just so perfect, gets me every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 OK, it's a TV show, not a movie. Sue me. Star Trek. The Naked Time. The shirtless Sulu comes to the bridge with a fencing sword. When Uhura tries to calm him down, he grabs her and yells "I'll protect you, fair maiden!" Uhura pushes him away: "Sorry, neither." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliz Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 OK, it's a TV show, not a movie. Sue me. Star Trek. The Naked Time. The shirtless Sulu comes to the bridge with a fencing sword. When Uhura tries to calm him down, he grabs her and yells "I'll protect you, fair maiden!" Uhura pushes him away: "Sorry, neither." :geek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Okay another movie I hated but had one pretty good bit in was "Airplane II" During Ted Striker's trial when Elaine was on the witness stand and said to the Judge (played by Raymond Burr), "I remember when Ted used to touch me and caress me and make me feel loved, do you know what that's like?" And Raymond Burr replied in a perfect dead-pan voice, "Yes, yes I do." For some reason I crack up when I see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 In Carlito's Way - when the Italian is dancing with Carlito's girl, and Kleinfeld gets all upset about it and starts to shout at him, when they break it up this fat Italian guy comes over to the group and says "Let's go back to the table ovah heeee'" and it is hilarious. Cracks me up anyway. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 OK, it's a TV show, not a movie. Sue me. Star Trek. The Naked Time. The shirtless Sulu comes to the bridge with a fencing sword. When Uhura tries to calm him down, he grabs her and yells "I'll protect you, fair maiden!" Uhura pushes him away: "Sorry, neither." Larry, you are the biggest Trekkie nerd in the entire Federation. :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BayouBrave86 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I love the scene in Used Cars where he blows up the car:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwH5KEbAipY "What the hell is this? Is this a 1974 Mercedes 450SL for *twenty-four thousand dollars*? That's TOOOOOOOOOOOO F----- HIGH!!!" Hell yes, that was hilarious as hell. I couldn't stop laughing when I first saw that movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BayouBrave86 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 In Evil Dead 2 after Bruce's lady dies, he sees her dancing around in the woods and then when she finally leaves she lets out this "aaaahhhh". One of the funniest things I've seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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