jrockster21 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Update: NO ONE will be eating crack-on-a-stick this fall unless I get their endorsement.Thank you. I vote for TLC. :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Kumar is wondering if you are looking for a running mate. Harold and Kumar go to the White House! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Kumar is wondering if you are looking for a running mate. Harold and Kumar go to the White House! Slacky, you have to actually have had experience with punani to run on TLC's ticket... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 :laugh: I love that show!Crack-on-a-stick, is tender rib-eye steak, sliced, skewered on a wooden stick, marinated in a secret recipe of Asian Teriyaki BBQ with garlic/mushroom/ginger infused soy sauce and other secret ingredients, for 24 hours, then cooked over hot coals in a converted toolbox grill. My God that sounds good...:mmm:, You have my vote now. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 My plan will keep marriage legal, thus preserving the family unit. . So marriage preserves your unit. By ensuring that it is underused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted July 1, 2008 Author Share Posted July 1, 2008 Thank you, Mr. Jrock. Slacky would be on anyone's "short list." (pun intended) Will need to get you to the vet. I mean, vetted. Katie, Kumar will probably get some experience in Canton. :laugh: HogNose, you will truly enjoy COAS. And Dan T.- please read the entire plan, your tool will get more use from the wife AND the free hookas. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschurm Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Did someone say hooka? :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Katie, Kumar will probably get some experience in Canton. :laugh: TLC - Kumar doesn't have that much money.... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 For immediate release: Hedgesville, WV -- The TLC and HH campaigns have agreed in principle to participate together in at least two townhall-style debates. The first will focus primarily on the environment, while the second will be geared toward immigration. Dates and times have not been announced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted July 1, 2008 Author Share Posted July 1, 2008 TLC - Kumar doesn't have that much money.... :laugh: Ever heard of craigslist? :laugh: Keep selling those TV's, Kumar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted July 1, 2008 Author Share Posted July 1, 2008 Ellicott City, MD -- TLC is looking forward to the townhall-style debates. He hopes that we can move beyond the unfortunate choice of words that he used at a private event in Laurel, MD yesterday. "You go into these small towns in West Virginia and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the ***** has been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced it .And no one's getting laid, and each successive administration has said that somehow these gentlemen are gonna get some, and they have not." "And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to Jergens or Astroglide or internet porn as a way to explain their frustrations." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted July 1, 2008 Author Share Posted July 1, 2008 This is what I would do to any threat to our national security, Redskins team, or personal poontang. :redpunch: :kungfu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Wait just one *** damned minute here. What the **** do you mean by "no crack-on-a-stick"??? Mother****er! That's just plain dirty-mean-nasty right there. Either I'm going to have to kick your arse, or you & Bang will have to become running mates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted July 2, 2008 Author Share Posted July 2, 2008 Wait just one *** damned minute here.What the **** do you mean by "no crack-on-a-stick"??? Mother****er! That's just plain dirty-mean-nasty right there. Either I'm going to have to kick your arse, or you & Bang will have to become running mates. It would take "The Garvin Stomp" or a timekeeper's bell to the larynx to pry the crack-on-a-stick from my cold, paralyzed fingers. So I guess I better have a friendly telephone conversation with Senator Bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted July 2, 2008 Author Share Posted July 2, 2008 BREAKING NEWS--- 2 major announcements from the TLC campaign coming up- Shock and Awe :excited: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 It would take "The Garvin Stomp" or a timekeeper's bell to the larynx to pry the crack-on-a-stick from my cold, paralyzed fingers.So I guess I better have a friendly telephone conversation with Senator Bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Ban Hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 TLC Announces Running Mate, Shocks ES WASHINGTON, DC, July 1, 2008- In a shocking move, TLC selected fellow ESer Slacky McSlackAss as his running mate in the upcoming 2008 election. Amidst rumors that McSlackAss would announce his own running for office, the tandem stunned the ES nation with there collaboration. Experts also predicted that McSlackAss may even join forces with acquaintance keeastman, but a suddent turn of events debunked that theory. McSlackAss commented, "Yeah, I was gonna run along side her. Til she threw me under the bus. I cant get ***** she says? Well we'll see about that. After we kick her ass in this election what girl isnt gonna wanna bang the VP? WHOSE LAUGHING NOW *****!!!". On the subject of keeastman's accusations on the femininity of McSlackAss,"She can go to hell". Of their current relationship status McSlackAss commented,"Were still gonna remain friends, but it may become a bit tense in the coming few months." Months ago, rumors swireled of a love circle encompassing McSlackAss and keeastman, but it turned out to just be the drunk confessions of McSlackAss, on which he commented. "So I had a little to much to drink. Who in this world hasnt? I mean, those pictures of keeastman passed out drunk in Vegas were EVERYWHERE, and you guys attack me for a small meaningless confession"(Rest of article left out due to expletives) Pundits now predict TLC and McSlackAss to be the running favorites in the election. They will be running under the slogan, Harold and Kumar Invade the White House. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted July 2, 2008 Author Share Posted July 2, 2008 Space Mountain-- The campaign for TLC simultaneously announces a major endorsement and a new position in the cabinet. TK Dark Lord of The Sith with Force action BanHammer Those who decline to vote for change will get no crack, no *****, will have their arm chopped off, and will be banned for all eternity (or one week, whichever comes first) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Los Angeles, CA - In a stunning development, in addition to announcing his "partnership" with TLC, Slacky has also formally changed his name: he will now be running under the moniker Slacky McJackass. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 SURGEON GENERAL ISSUES URGENT CRACK-ON-A-STICK WARNING July 1, 2008 Washington D.C. - ***For IMMEDIATE RELEASE- Surgeon General Issues Urgent Warning Against Crack-On-A-Stick The United States Department of Health and Human Services seeks to issue an urgent health warning through the Office of the Surgeon General: To date, authorities have discovered a link between Crack-on-a-stick consumption and increased risk of cardiovascular incidents. Researchers witnessed an increase in the prevalence of these cardiovascular incidents particularly from the months of August to February. Now that a positive correlation has been discovered between cardiovascular disease and crack-on-a-stick, the Surgeon General is issuing a stern warning AGAINST consumption of this product Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 that is just dirty. but its that type of action that might just swing my vote... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 that is just dirty.but its that type of action that might just swing my vote... Well, now now, I never promised to run any semblance of a "clean" campaign...:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Well, now now, I never promised to run any semblance of a "clean" campaign...:laugh: or myspace friendship. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsFactor Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 that is just dirty.but its that type of action that might just swing my vote... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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