Tastes Like Chicken Posted July 6, 2008 Author Share Posted July 6, 2008 ELECTIONCENTER2008 BREAKING NEWS- bschurm promised Secretary of State Updated 1 min. ago Ellicott City, MD-- The TLC Campaign Headquarters is delighted to announce a surprise endorsement from bschurm, one of the most conservative members of ES. "We are all about diversity in our campaign," noted TLC. "Whether that's in the highest positions of the Cabinet, or the choice in beer or punani, a wide range of opinions is key to making informed decisions for the greater good." Finding common ground in the Redskins, personal accountability, and mainly Albass, were speculated to be the reasons for the jump to the TLC camp. bschurm, a former SkinsOrlando supporter, maintains that they will continue their friendship despite the political move. The two conservatives had watched the most recent Super Bowl together at SO's home. bschurm provided the beer, SO the grilled cheese and smiley fries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Rosie Od'denennel was the big surprise of your threds! amd j. alba evenetually...eveunelutally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschurm Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Rosie Od'denennel was the big surprise of your threds!amd j. alba evenetually...eveunelutally Slacky? Is that you Slacky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Slacky? Is that you Slacky? We were both pretty messed up last night. But i was passed out by 1am. Did wake up to an interesting voicemail from keeastman though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 ELECTIONCENTER2008 BREAKING NEWS- bschurm promised Secretary of State Updated 1 min. ago Ellicott City, MD-- The TLC Campaign Headquarters is delighted to announce a surprise endorsement from bschurm, one of the most conservative members of ES. "We are all about diversity in our campaign," noted TLC. "Whether that's in the highest positions of the Cabinet, or the choice in beer or punani, a wide range of opinions is key to making informed decisions for the greater good." Finding common ground in the Redskins, personal accountability, and mainly Albass, were speculated to be the reasons for the jump to the TLC camp. bschurm, a former SkinsOrlando supporter, maintains that they will continue their friendship despite the political move. The two conservatives had watched the most recent Super Bowl together at SO's home. bschurm provided the beer, SO the grilled cheese and smiley fries. WTF. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted July 12, 2008 Author Share Posted July 12, 2008 ELECTIONCENTER2008 BREAKING NEWS- honorary_hog Makes Crude Remarks Updated 3 mins. ago Hedgesville, WV (CNN) -- honorary_hog apologized Wednesday for "crude and hurtful" remarks he made about ES presidential candidate TLC after an interview with a Fox News correspondent. An open microphone picked up hog whispering, "See, TLC's been talking down to white people ... I want to cut his nut off." This may endanger HH's potential appointment to a major TLC Cabinet position. Rumors have swirled about a seat on the Supreme Court, a Secretary position, or head of the NAACP (National Association for the Advancement of Caucasian People). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 NAACP (National Association for the Advancement of Caucasion People). I want to be the Director of "Kicking ass and taking names" of this dept. please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 For immediate release: *in a mocking Jesse Jackson tone* HEDGESVILLE, WV (AP) -- The right honorarble Honorarious H.O.G. has accepted the nomination to become the Doctor of Disdiscrimination, the Purveyor of an All-People Nation, the Great Potentate of Non-Discriminate, Secretary of Non-Discriminary, President of all Residents, Advocate of Appalachia, Czar of Don't Hate-cha, Poobah fo' NASCAH, Righteous Representative of Rednecks, and Perpetrator of Everything Good for the Greater. In accepting the nomination, hog said in part: "The opportunity to effect change you see, is something that is dear to me. Mighty rednecks stand up tall, yo' crackers let them never fall. "Fo' if yo' cracker hit the floor, there something really bad in store. The dog might come and lick you up, Jess' Jackson might come and take yo' nuts. "But EVERY man who hears my voice, has got himself a betta choice. Vote fo' my man TLC, and by proxy, cast a vote for me! "Vote scholarships for caucazoids! Act affirmatively for your girls and boys! "Don't let the man oppress no more! honorary_hog will open doors! "A brighter day does lay ahead! And THAT'S my contribution to this thread." VOTE TASTES LIKE CHICKEN. (Or else, mutha ****a!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 New positions announced: In a move made to strengthen his burgeoning political career, Phoward12 has accepted the position of "Secretary for Irish Affairs" and will join TLC's team as he runs for POTES. Duties are as follows: 1. I will make sure there is a supply of cold Guinness or Smithwicks at every function I attend. Brilliant!! Just as brilliant!!! 2. I will have affairs with many Irish lasses. Starting with these two... Then followed by others...unfortunately work filters prevent me from fully explaining my positions, or the lengths I will go, to do my duty properly. 3. If that wasn't enough, keep in mind that by my joining, the babe draft/contest is now officially sponsored by TLC. Yes, the ExtremeSkins Babe Draft presented by Tastes Like Chicken has a hell of a ring to it! We are currently in negotiations with TLC to ensure that the person drafting Jessica Alba is not automatically declared the winner every year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 In light of TLC's recent nomination, blriesenbeck07 has been appointed Secretary Of State. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted July 17, 2008 Author Share Posted July 17, 2008 In light of TLC's recent nomination, blriesenbeck07 has been appointed Secretary Of State. ELLICOTT CITY, MD-- The TLC campaign is pleased to announce that, after the expulsion of bschurm from the ticket, blriesenbeck07 has accepted the role of Secretary of State. This affirms TLC's advocacy for the physically challenged, to contribute to society in lasting ways. "We continue to show, that you don't need 100% of your balls or toes, hell 50-90% is more than enough when you give 110% of your heart." In a show of gratitude, TLC will donate funding from the campaign to tear down the big ass star in southwest Virginia, and replace it with a neon image of Jessica Alba's hindparts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrellsMyHero28 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 My services seem to be no longer needed in Burgold's campaign. Is there room for one more on the TLC-train? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted July 17, 2008 Author Share Posted July 17, 2008 My services seem to be no longer needed in Burgold's campaign.Is there room for one more on the TLC-train? It's about damn time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Now this is what I call a coalition.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrellsMyHero28 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 It's about damn time! Aww Its so nice to feel wanted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschurm Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 ELLICOTT CITY, MD--The TLC campaign is pleased to announce that, after the expulsion of bschurm from the ticket, Expulsion? I left of my own accord and I don't regret it! MSF FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskinsfanatical Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 this is for Tastes like chicken....hmmmmmmmmmmmm is all I have to say about this post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 WASHINGTON DC- In a somewhat overshadowed event, TLC's campaign recently gained a new sponsor. VASingles.com recently agreed to partially fund TLC's political campaign to rid the world of the evils of MSF. This comes from an incident back in February where TLC was seen running through the streets of Tysons Corner as a mobile advertisement for the website. The terms of the deal are undisclosed at this time, but sources say that TLC demanded, "Brandon Lloyd money". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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