Hubbs Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 That's it. I just lost two minutes of my life to yet another ill-fated wrestling match with quilted squares pointed towards the imaginary bathroom patrons who cleanse themselves whilst lying on the floor. I've had it with trying to finagle a steady stream of toilet paper from a roll that pulls from the bottom because some ignoramus installed the new roll upside-down. It always tears too soon. Always. Toilet paper should come from the top. It's simple science. I've heard rumors that, much like the Japanese soldiers on far-away islands who still believed WWII was going on in the 60's, there are still a few pockets of humanity who prefer the bottom-up method. Come out and defend yourselves. This practice must be stopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 I only use wetwipes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 ....and everyone thought my thread rant yesterday about preschool graduation was nuts. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 You mean you don't just back right up to the roll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 It saves the environment. Make sure you only use one square of single ply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 are you kidding me it always tear when you pull from the top, bottom is the way to go, let me guess your voting for mccain too? haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubbs Posted June 23, 2008 Author Share Posted June 23, 2008 are you kidding me it always tear when you pull from the top, bottom is the way to go, let me guess your voting for mccain too? haha When you pull from the bottom, the terrorists win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrellsMyHero28 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=248520 I think you might also be interested in that. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RememberOsaka Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 are you kidding me it always tear when you pull from the top, bottom is the way to go, let me guess your voting for mccain too? haha No doubt you pull from the left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbleedBnG83 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 whoa whoa whoa...what the heck is toilet paper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 We should all switch to bidets. A little squirt of cold water is a great way to jump start yourself after a constitutional! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljs Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Question is, have you ever changed someone else's TP roll cause it was going the "wrong way"? Oh yes I have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 My wife ALWAYS puts the roll on upside down, and i moan all the time about it. I like to roll from the top not the bottom damnit! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubbs Posted June 23, 2008 Author Share Posted June 23, 2008 Question is, have you ever changed someone else's TP roll cause it was going the "wrong way"? Oh yes I have! Yes. Yes I have. I figure I'm doing them a favor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 lol I have to say it..... this thread is useless without pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrellsMyHero28 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 lol I have to say it.....this thread is useless without pics www.ratemypoo.com NSFW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Of The Toilet Paper....MAN What Is Wrong With You!!! :doh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljs Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 that's bad....ahahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slackermike Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 I could have sworn I read something that said that the correct way is pulling from the bottom. I wish I could remember where I saw it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubbs Posted June 24, 2008 Author Share Posted June 24, 2008 I could have sworn I read something that said that the correct way is pulling from the bottom. I wish I could remember where I saw it. The "correct" way? According to who, dyslexics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateCitySkin Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 3 shells of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjah Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Toilet paper should always be mounted overhand, so it rolls over the top and is therefore in the most convenient place for you to reach it. It's basic ergonomics. Who the hell wants to reach down and underneath the roll, when the TP could be right there for you to grab? I mean, do you take the most-used items in your kitchen and place them in the back of the cabinets so they're more inconvenient to reach? Underhand TP mounting is ridiculous and pointless, unless you own cats -- in which case it's a tragic but unavoidable necessity. So unless you're a crazy cat lady, overhand is the way to go. Are you a crazy cat lady? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Shot Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 It's similar to the question...."do you wipe from the front or back?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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