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Golfer Kills Bird, then charged!


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Aw man, that sucks. Hell of a shot though.

I killed a bird once, on accident. I was playing Goose Creek in Leesburg, and true to its name, there was a huge flock of geese chilling on the fairway. I figured i would just drive the ball over and past them, they were only like 150 yards out.

So of course, my inconsistant game dials up this ferocious worm-burner and sure enough it found one of the geese.

Ruined my whole day. :(

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Reminds me of a story. When we were in high school, my friends & I went to the driving range.

Now, what does everyone do at the driving range? Try to hit the cart that's driving around. We all shot at it, we all missed, as usual. Then, my friend George hits a good shot, and nails the cart which is some 150 to 200 yards away. We all yelp & cheer & high five.

The manager comes over & throws us out, because he "intentionally" hit the cart & could have injured his employee. And when we started yelling back & wanted to finish hitting, he called the cops to escort us out.

What a jerkoff.....

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Sucks. Feel bad for the bird but at the same time, I can see the guy's point about not thinking he would hit it. Still, have to face up to the punishment.

But he was obviously TRYING to hit it, so his point is not really a point at all, just a stupid excuse to try to escape the blame.

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Reminds me of a story. When we were in high school, my friends & I went to the driving range.

Now, what does everyone do at the driving range? Try to hit the cart that's driving around. We all shot at it, we all missed, as usual. Then, my friend George hits a good shot, and nails the cart which is some 150 to 200 yards away. We all yelp & cheer & high five.

The manager comes over & throws us out, because he "intentionally" hit the cart & could have injured his employee. And when we started yelling back & wanted to finish hitting, he called the cops to escort us out.

What a jerkoff.....

:laugh: Everyone does that. The guy is in a friggin' armored car practically.

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I don't know guys, I would imagine his intention was probably to hit a ball close enough to the bird to get him to fly away. Still dumb but maybe a better excuse. Also I didn't see where it said he was actually trying to hit the bird. All he said was I didn't think I would hit it.

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Aw man, that sucks. Hell of a shot though.

I killed a bird once, on accident. I was playing Goose Creek in Leesburg, and true to its name, there was a huge flock of geese chilling on the fairway. I figured i would just drive the ball over and past them, they were only like 150 yards out.

So of course, my inconsistant game dials up this ferocious worm-burner and sure enough it found one of the geese.

Ruined my whole day. :(

Well pal, how do you think the bird rates it's day. Man up!!!!

I've played Goose Creeks many times. In HS and college my buddies worked there. Ah, free golf. Of course I still stink.

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What a douche. Its okay because "you didn't think you'd hit it." :doh:

I play golf. I'm not very good at golf. I never got a hole in one, but I did hit a guy.... which is waaay more satisfying. You're supposed to yell 'FORE!' But I was too busy mumbling 'Ain't no way that's going to hit that guy.'

:laugh:

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Well pal, how do you think the bird rates it's day. Man up!!!!

I've played Goose Creeks many times. In HS and college my buddies worked there. Ah, free golf. Of course I still stink.

:laugh: Mine too and we played there for free all the time. My HS's golf team ran that place and i was freinds with most of them.

I bet i know your buddies.

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I play golf. I'm not very good at golf. I never got a hole in one, but I did hit a guy.... which is waaay more satisfying. You're supposed to yell 'FORE!' But I was too busy mumbling 'Ain't no way that's going to hit that guy.'

:laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Sad that any animal was killed needlessly but it reminds me of when I first moved up to White Plains in high school. I met this cute girl who live a few blocks over and my first Halloween I ran into her in front of her house and since I had a bag full of eggs I joked like I was going to throw one at her. I wasnt going to but she took off running down the hill... WAAAAY down the hill. So I figured what the hell, I'll never hit her from here and I chucked it. It hit her right on top of her head. :doh: She never spoke to me again. :laugh:

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Reminds me of a story. When we were in high school, my friends & I went to the driving range.

Now, what does everyone do at the driving range? Try to hit the cart that's driving around. ...And when we started yelling back & wanted to finish hitting, he called the cops to escort us out.

What the hell? I worked as a range attendant as a Summer job back and the day and thought it was funny that ppl were trying to hit me. The only time it was no joke was when I was OUTSIDE the cart working on things.

As for golf and birds, I had a buddy get chased by a goose on one hole (he got too close to a nest with baby geese) and then hit a goose with a shot on another hole. SAME DAY! :doh: :laugh: (The goose lived...its still a ratbird though)

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I play golf. I'm not very good at golf. I never got a hole in one, but I did hit a guy.... which is waaay more satisfying. You're supposed to yell 'FORE!' But I was too busy mumbling 'Ain't no way that's going to hit that guy.'

:laugh:

RIP Mitch .. got a chance to see his second to last show

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