Spaceman Spiff Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL3mFPhyk94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illone Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Ok, now I've definitely seen it all. :laugh: Stakeout? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Im picturing the phantom of the opera dropping duece and painting with it under the overpass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 :rotflmao: that was effing great. thanks spiff "Elizabeth Patterson - Works at Dennys" "His preferential place to leave a log" This makes me want to move to Idaho... seriously. Any place where that is the feature story is my kind of town :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted October 18, 2007 Author Share Posted October 18, 2007 :rotflmao:that was effing great. thanks spiff "Elizabeth Patterson - Works at Dennys" "His preferential place to leave a log" This makes me want to move to Idaho... seriously. Any place where that is the feature story is my kind of town :laugh: I also loved the part about how the woman who worked at Denny's is rationalizing out the fact that everyone basically has a one poop in public allowance in their life. I'm glad I haven't used mine yet. I have a feeling PB has shat all over Morgantown though, 99% of the time in a drunken stupor. There, that's my roast for Peeb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drockvb Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 :pooh: Ok, i fess up. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 As long as its not in my driveway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins4Life28 Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 When I was in the Navy the Nukes (guys who went to nuke power school) would usually have at least one "phantom ****ter" per 6 month deployment. What the "phantom shi*ter" would do is go around and leave a deuce in the engineering spaces, secretely. They all thought it was hillarious, and would go on and on trying to figure out who the phantom shi*ter was. Friggin' Nukes were weirdos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 I predict a local Emmy for that hard hitting news story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popeman38 Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 We had a phantom sh***er at Ft Drum when I was there. A person would go around to different barracks and drop a duece just inside the door. Hit every barracks at least once. No one ever caught the guy. We all found it hilarious. The occifers.....not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjah Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Friggin' Nukes were weirdos. I almost became a Nuke. Decided against it because it didn't seem quite right for me. Go figure. In college we had a "Second Floor Shower Sh*tter." My buddy went into the shower one day, only to discover halfway through that there was a hefty pile of poop in the corner of the stall, slowly dissolving in the hot water and running through his toes en route to the drain. Housekeeping refused to clean it up, so it became a (clearly marked) museum exhibit for a few days until it disappeared -- as mysteriously as it had arrived. Nobody ever figured out who did it. Another friend installed a large illustrated sign atop the bathroom doorway that read, "SHOWER. TOILET. KNOW THE DIFFERENCE." Another guy had a fun hobby of pulling the Cookie Sheet Trick at frat parties. The Cookie Sheet Trick is executed in 7 precision steps: 1) Get invited to frat party (usually involves bringing girls). 2) Wait until everyone is good and drunk. 3) Steal away into frat house kitchen unnoticed; find cookie sheet. 4) Take dump on cookie sheet. 5) Put cookie sheet in oven. 6) Set oven to 450. 7) Leave quietly. After about 15 minutes, apparently the result is as pervasive and long-lasting as it is nauseating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LD0506 Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Y'never know, might be a movie in it....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinned Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Yeah, we had some guy in the college dorms who was known as "The Doodie Phantom". He would usually pop out of a stairwell and throw his poop down the hall of a rival floor, all while yelling "Yahtzee!!". :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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