corrupt3d Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 So, I just moved back to college (Go Terps!). I'm in a suite this year (in a single). Theres another single thats empty right now and two doubles. In the first double, we have a Ravens fan. That's fine, I like the Ravens, support the home team, etc. We also have a Giants fan*. In the second double, we have a Cowboys fan**. And an Eagles fan***. So, what is a Redskins fan to do? *:gaintsuck **:dallasuck ***:eaglesuck P.S. Sorry if its the wrong forum, forgive me, I'm new Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHYSTER411 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Plant drugs in all of their rooms and get the expelled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Every Sunday Morning at the absolute crack of dawn I would play as loud as the speakers i had could "HAIL TO THE REDSKINS!" and march around the place beating steel pots and pans together. You could make a dance to go along with the song and dance around their room while it blairs, and when they sit up in bed yelling at your, jump up on their bed waiving your junk in their face and scream back at them "Church on Sunday (Female dog refrence), Church on Sunday" Crack of Dawn. or butter the kitchen floor. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 First piece of advice - click Tailgate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVCChairman Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 make posters using your handle and have them say "you have been corrupted GO SKINS!!!!" and post them on each one of thier doors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Butter the floor butter the floor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illone Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 The best thing to do is hit up your local bait and tackle shop. Get some live guppies, or other small living creatures that are cheap. Plant said creatures in the back of a drawer somewhere, or under their bed. Give it a couple days and they will move out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 I agree with a ceremonial blasting of "Hail to the Redskins" next Sunday morning. REPEAT after all wins against division opponents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hanker750 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 subscribe the cowboys fan to a gay porn magazine except use the address from the room next store. That way every month your neighbor will have to bring over a gay porn mag for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallMeGreen Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 So, I just moved back to college (Go Terps!). I'm in a suite this year (in a single). Theres another single thats empty right now and two doubles.In the first double, we have a Ravens fan. That's fine, I like the Ravens, support the home team, etc. We also have a Giants fan*. In the second double, we have a Cowboys fan**. And an Eagles fan***. So, what is a Redskins fan to do? So are you asking whether to stay in the single by yourself, or move to one of the doubles, risking having to room with an Eagles, Giants or Cowboys fan? Given the choice, I'd either stay in the single or get a double with the Ravens fan. It would be great fun to see either the Giants or Cowboys guy get stuck in a room with the Eagles fan.:laugh: All the other advice, playing "Hail to the Redskins" at the crack of dawn, the butter on the floor, that sounds reasonable too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 In the first double, we have a Ravens fan. That's fine, I like the Ravens, support the home team, etc. The first thing you do is learn that the Ravens are our 1st out of division rivals, followed by the Bucs. The 2nd thing you do is punish the Ravens fan just as harsh as the other NFC East fans. Come back to me when you're done for more advice. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sikizler Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 I lived in a 4-bedroom Courtyards Apt. with a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan and a Giants fan. But the Cowboys fan was a casual fan and the Eagles fan never really talked to any of us. I went back and forth with the Giants fan a lot which was good natured and fun. Just get ready for the smack-talk and hope that it's a good year for the B&G (and the red and white). One prank is to get some Redskins wrapping paper and cover their door with it. I've never done it but it sounds good. Also jersey bets are fun. Another year I lived with a different Eagles fan and he had to wear my Champ Bailey jersey to the first day of Spring Semester becauase the Eagles lost their 3rd straight NFC title game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vainglory Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Tell the RA that the cowboys fan tried to rape you while sleeping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sikizler Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Tell the RA that the cowboys fan tried to rape you while sleeping :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flexxskins Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Set the whole dorm on fire and then blame it on Brunell. Where are the Redskins fans in that place? Sheesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jweisk1 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 I would buy them a herpes infected prostitute... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[[ghost]] Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Butter the floor butter the floor! :haha: I take it you've seen the videos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallMeGreen Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 I lived ... with a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan and a Giants fan. Hell on Earth! But the Cowboys fan was a casual fan typical Cowboys fan = frontrunner. No Cowboys wins = no noise from casual fan. the Eagles fan never really talked to any of us typical Eagles fan = whackjob. Keep clear of this mental case at all costs. I went back and forth with the Giants fan a lot which was good natured and fun. typical Giants fan = hardcore fans like us. They're immune to Redskin fans and are more concerned about knucklehead Jet and Philly fans. Plus, most Giants fans are smarter than they look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleedBNG Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 In the first double, we have a Ravens fan. That's fine, I like the Ravens, support the home team, etc. You deserve the other three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 I lived in a 4-bedroom Courtyards Apt. with a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan and a Giants fan. Why does that sound like the beginning to a bad joke? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Why does that sound like the beginning to a bad joke? :laugh: It might make a great TV show though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 It might make a great TV show though. well hell if they can make a TV show out of a Geico commercial...why not that...what could it be called.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cskin Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Get them liquored up and then beat them unconscience with a sock full of wood screws. What? My dad's a wood carpenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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