Teller Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Following is the transcript from the third and final debate between the three candidates for Supreme Ruler of the World. The candidates are as follows: PleaseBlitz (Beer Party), rincewind ("Grass" Roots Party), and zoony (...... Party). The candidates were given two minutes to answer each question. The order, and the election results, were predetermined. The candidates' answers were taken from their actual posts, and are used without permission and completely out of context..... Moderator hog: Good evening, ladies, gentlemen and footballhenry, and welcome to the third and final debate between the three remaining candidates for Supreme Ruler of the World. I'm your humble host, honorary_hog, and it is my distinct honor to host this event. The rules are simple. I will make them up as we go. If any of the candidates have a problem with that, that's too ****ing bad. Afterall, none of them has been elected Supreme Ruler of the World just yet. With that, we'll get started. Gentlemen, question number one: "If elected Supreme Ruler of the World, what is the primary benefit your reign would have on the individual inhabitants of the planet Earth?" To answer first...His Mediocrity, PleaseBlitz. PleaseBlitz: Food, time off AND mid-week football. Moderator hog: Wow. Certainly hard to argue with that. Same question to you, rincewind. What could the residents of planet Earth expect from your reign as Supreme Ruler? rincewind: A small-pox laced blanket, suicide bombers, and two men in black suits at your door. Moderator hog: Hmm. Certainly there are some surviving Soviet hardliners who might be interested in cabinet positions, but I'm not sure how your position will carry with world voters in general. Finally, zoony, if elected Supreme Ruler of the World, what could your constituents expect? zoony: A white South-African racist. Moderator hog: Um. I'm not sure I'd make that a focal point of your campaign. Would you bring anything positive to the table? zoony: No Dallas. Moderator hog: Now you're talking. I think we can all get behind that! All right gentlemen...and rince...next question. If you were stuck on a deserted island, what one thing would you want to have with you. You first, zoony. zoony: Peanut-butter coated cheese log. Moderator hog: A peanut-wha...? I've never heard of such a thing. You wouldn't take a great book? A classic work of one of the masters? zoony: I can't read. Moderator hog: Ouch. That might cost you some percentage points with the voters. OK, PleaseBlitz, what would you take to the island? PleaseBlitz: Slaton. Moderator hog: Wait, so you can take one thing, and you'd take Steve Slaton? Are you serious? PleaseBlitz: Are you surprised? Moderator hog: A little. And more than a little disturbed. OK, rince, your turn for the deserted island question. rincewind: I'll stick to chocolate and peanut butter. Moderator hog: But rince, that's actually two things. rincewind: Go **** yourself. Moderator hog: OK, I'll uhhh...Put you down for a Reese cup. Moving along gentlemen, one final question, then we'll have time for a closing statement from each of you. What is the biggest problem facing our planet today? rincewind, you first. rincewind: That stupid jump shot celebration after a play. Moderator hog: That's it? Not global warming? Not famine in Africa? Not genocide in Darfour? Not the fact that not even Joe Gibbs can save the Redskins? rincewind: Ahhh...That'd be it. Thanks. Moderator hog: To you, PleaseBlitz. The biggest global problem today is what? PleaseBlitz: Obviously we need to ban cell phones. And Notre Dame! Moderator hog: Here here! Two of the most annoying things on the planet indeed. Finally, to you, zoony. What's the biggest problem facing the world today? zoony: I feel very comfortable labeling the Japanese with that. Moderator hog: Really. Well. Um. That's probably gonna cost you a few hundred million votes. All right gents, time for your closing thoughts. Rincewind, your closing statement please. rincewind: There ain't no cello in bluegrass. Thanks. Moderator hog: Errr...OK, thank you. zoony, a closing thought? zoony: okay okay okay...I'll come clean. I'm afraid of mice. Moderator hog: Hmm...Supreme Ruler of the World Afraid of Mice. Kind of a scary headline if you ask me. Finally, PleaseBlitz. PleaseBlitz: Close the thread. We're done here. Moderator hog: Indeed we are. Time for ES to vote. Ladies and gentlemen, cast your ballots for the Supreme Ruler of the World. May God help us all. :doh: Good night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Haven't been here all that long but from what I've seen its Bubba. I seriously think that guy doesn't sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Where's the MassSkinFan option? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 Where's the MassSkinFan option? Well, I guess the sadomasochist party has found it's new leader....WHO DEL! :applause: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Well, I guess the sadomasochist party has found it's new leader....WHO DEL! :applause: :laugh: For the record I voted for rincewind. Peace, love, unity and respect. PLUR!@#$%^&*( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 I should have voted for Rince, he probably has the best weed out of those three Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 I should have voted for Rince, he probably has the best weed out of those three Yeah, sure. You just want the "free love." I mean, what? :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad89 Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Hopefully more people vote for PB. The answer to the first question won me over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 This is awesome. :notworthy: I clearly won that debate. :1stplace: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 This is awesome. :notworthy:I clearly won that debate. :1stplace: The Slaton thing kinda bothered me, but otherwise, yeah. It wasn't close, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 The Slaton thing kinda bothered me, but otherwise, yeah. It wasn't close, IMO. Yeah, actually that kinda bothered ME too. :laugh: But who's going to argue with food, time off, and mid week football? Plus, Zoony is a racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 Plus, Zoony is a racist. Yeah, who knew? I guess being a member of the ..... Party and from the south, there were clues, but still.... I think TK was the only who knew "zoony" was actually short for "zoonymacacawitz." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=180678 :whoknows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=180678:whoknows: Yep. That was a pretty embarassing blunder all right. It's just funny that a guy whose screen name still conjurs up the disturbing mental image of a half-naked guy with a little boy would point that out. j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Yep. That was a pretty embarassing blunder all right. It's just funny that a guy whose screen name still conjurs up the disturbing mental image of a half-naked guy with a little boy would point that out.j/k :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Excuse me. That post is taken, thank you. Sincerely, Your Supreme Ruler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 Excuse me.That post is taken, thank you. Sincerely, Your Supreme Ruler Funny TK. Now, stop using Predicto's log-in. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 I'd vote but my ES naturalization card isn't here yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 I'd vote but my ES naturalization card isn't here yet. If elected i will enact a program of ES amnesty for all Floridians. Except Dean Collins. He's being thrown in the gulag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 Except Dean Collins. He's being thrown in the gulag. Is it too late to change my vote? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 How did I miss this thread? Funny stuff :laugh: BTW, I voted for myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 I did not authorize an election for an understudy. I already have Jumbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 honorary hog- join the insomnia party. You can get a lot done politically when you cant sleep. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Following is the transcript from the third and final debate between the three candidates for Supreme Ruler of the World. The candidates are as follows: PleaseBlitz (Beer Party), rincewind ("Grass" Roots Party), and zoony (...... Party).Good night. Great stuff, another instant classic. :applause: I laughed my ass off at more than a few of those quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 It was not a difficult decision. You see, Zoony, I love Japanese mice. And Rince, although I share your fondness for peanut butter and chocolate and enjoy your interview responses, there could be nothing better than food, time off from work, and mid-week football. (well, except.....*see my 'interests') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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