No_Pressure Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Granted! You now drink only tap water for the rest of your life.I wish cars could drive themselves so we could catch up on sleep as we drive. Granted, but that feature only comes in an AMC Gremlin. I wish I had the softest bed in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Granted, but that feature only comes in an AMC Gremlin. SOLD!! :laugh: I wish I had the softest bed in the world. Granted, your mattress is now stuffed with soft, warm, doggy dhiarreah. :puke: I wish my new AMC Gremlin had hail to the redskins as the horn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 SOLD!! :laugh:Granted, your mattress is now stuffed with soft, warm, doggy dhiarreah. :puke: I wish my new AMC Gremlin had hail to the redskins as the horn. granted, but it only plays after the cowboys win the superbowl i want the caps to win the stanley cup this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 granted, but it only plays after the cowboys win the superbowli want the caps to win the stanley cup this year Granted, but you're spending the month of June on a vacation to Southeast Asia that you won on The Price is Right, so you find out about it when you get back to the states... I want a lifetime pass to the Playboy mansion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Granted, but you're spending the month of June on a vacation to Southeast Asia that you won on The Price is Right, so you find out about it when you get back to the states...I want a lifetime pass to the Playboy mansion you realise the hockey season does not include the month of june, and that we're in july right now, right? granted, but all the girls are gone and all that's left is Hef i want a new car that has an engine strong enough to at least be ABLE to peel out. (my car is so slow before it reaches 3000 RPMs, and it takes too long to get there) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 granted, but all the girls are gone and all that's left is Hef i want a new car that has an engine strong enough to at least be ABLE to peel out. (my car is so slow before it reaches 3000 RPMs, and it takes too long to get there) Granted, you now drive a volkswagen jetta and people constantly question your sexual preference. I wish my salary was doubled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Granted, you now drive a volkswagen jetta and people constantly question your sexual preference.I wish my salary was doubled. Granted - of course before your salary doubled you were fired from you current job and had to seek employment at your local McDonald's. You now make 10 dollars an hour. I wish I knew where my lighter was so I could start setting off fireworks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Granted - of course before your salary doubled you were fired from you current job and had to seek employment at your local McDonald's. You now make 10 dollars an hour.I wish I knew where my lighter was so I could start setting off fireworks. granted. it's sitting next to your smashed bong. i wish fireworks were every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Granted - of course before your salary doubled you were fired from you current job and had to seek employment at your local McDonald's. You now make 10 dollars an hour.I wish I knew where my lighter was so I could start setting off fireworks. Granted, now you also know why you've been constipated. I wish my in-laws weren't staying at my house for a week this month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Granted, now you also know why you've been constipated.I wish my in-laws weren't staying at my house for a week this month Granted, but this only happens because Godzilla has suddenly appeared and smashed your house into pieces and eaten your car, and now you live in the sewer with a bunch of rats, gangmembers, mutant alligators...and your in-laws. I wish the NFL season would start already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Granted, but this only happens because Godzilla has suddenly appeared and smashed your house into pieces and eaten your car, and now you live in the sewer with a bunch of rats, gangmembers, mutant alligators...and your in-laws. I wish the NFL season would start already. Granted...but you are officially a San Fransisco 49ers fan now I wish Seinfeld was still on the air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Granted...but you are officially a San Fransisco 49ers fan now I wish Seinfeld was still on the air Granted - it is still on the air. All repeats, all the time. I wish Eddie Murphy never had kids, and was therefore still funny and Raw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Granted - it is still on the air. All repeats, all the time.I wish Eddie Murphy never had kids, and was therefore still funny and Raw. I meant new episodes :laugh: :doh: Granted, Beverly Hills Cop 4 is in pre-production I wish america made good cars again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 I meant new episodes :laugh: :doh: Granted, Beverly Hills Cop 4 is in pre-production I wish america made good cars again Granted, but they only sell them in foreign countries. I wish the USA were still in the world cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Granted, but they only sell them in foreign countries. I wish the USA were still in the world cup. Granted, but it's the world cup of croquet. I wish daylight lasted until 10 p.m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Granted, but it's the world cup of croquet.I wish daylight lasted until 10 p.m. Granted, but daylight now STARTS at 8 p.m. I wish instead of guns people fought with swords, that'd be pretty cool...but messy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Granted, but daylight now STARTS at 8 p.m.I wish instead of guns people fought with swords, that'd be pretty cool...but messy Granted, the swords are however made of cheese and do no damage to anybody. I wish it was Friday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 you realise the hockey season does not include the month of june, and that we're in july right now, right?granted, but all the girls are gone and all that's left is Hef i want a new car that has an engine strong enough to at least be ABLE to peel out. (my car is so slow before it reaches 3000 RPMs, and it takes too long to get there) You realize that game 7 of the Stanely Cup Finals took place on June 19th, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Granted, the swords are however made of cheese and do no damage to anybody.I wish it was Friday Granted but you have to work early on Saturday morning.... I wish I could throw a football over 100 yards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Granted but you have to work early on Saturday morning....I wish I could throw a football over 100 yards. Granted, but you have the accuracy of Michael Vick. I wish the Eagles bus would break down on its way to FedEx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeRedskins Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Granted, but you have the accuracy of Michael Vick.I wish the Eagles bus would break down on its way to FedEx. granted, but it breaks down in Rockville, MD I wish that my job didn't suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 granted, but it breaks down in Rockville, MDI wish that my job didn't suck. Granted, now your job is "to suck" I wish I didn't have meetings today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Granted, but that's because you've been laid off.... I wish the weather would be nice this weekend so I can go to the beach... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Granted, but that's because you've been laid off....I wish the weather would be nice this weekend so I can go to the beach... Granted - you're going to the beach in Iraq. Have fun. :ciao: I wish PB could handle his liquor better and would stop ****ing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 7, 2006 Author Share Posted July 7, 2006 Granted - you're going to the beach in Iraq. Have fun. :ciao: I wish PB could handle his liquor better and would stop ****ing. Granted, im getting another drink. I wish Rince would come up with a new joke thread instead of bumping an old stale one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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