Major Harris Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Granted, except mod also stands for moldy old diaper.I wish my dogs could talk. granted, but all he talks about is how much you suck. i wish i didn't have to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 granted, but all he talks about is how much you suck.i wish i didn't have to work. Granted, you're now in a mental institution suffering from a dillusion that you are wonder woman. I wish my car got 1000 miles to the gallon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Granted, except mod also stands for moldy old diaper. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :rotflmao: :laugh: Granted, you're now in a mental institution suffering from a dillusion that you are wonder woman.I wish my car got 1000 miles to the gallon. Granted, but it now runs on liquid silver and it costs $452,000 to fill up your tank. I wish beer had no effect on the human body except to get you drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 I wish beer had no effect on the human body except to get you drunk. Granted, but unfortunately you lost your tongue years ago and can't taste anything. I wish I were a famous writer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gchwood Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Granted, but unfortunately you lost your tongue years ago and can't taste anything. I wish I were a famous writer. granted but you can only write gay erotica I wish I were a CEO of a fortune 500 company, who has a $50 million dollar buy out clause incase the company starts to tank, which is always adjusted to inflation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 I wish I were a CEO of a fortune 500 company, who has a $50 million dollar buy out clause incase the company starts to tank, which is always adjusted to inflation Okay, the company tanks and you get fired, but walking out of the building for the last time you slip and fall, break your back and spend the rest of your life as a quadrapeligic (sp?). I wish I had the power of seduction over all women but not be gay and have total control over the power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gchwood Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Okay, the company tanks and you get fired, but walking out of the building for the last time you slip and fall, break your back and spend the rest of your life as a quadrapeligic (sp?).I wish I had the power of seduction over all women but not be gay and have total control over the power. Granted but all women spontaniusly break out in boils and have Ebola. I want to have slaves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Granted but all women spontaniusly break out in boils and have Ebola.I want to have slaves Granted but your slaves happen to be a bunch of horny child molesting sex fiends, and they break free and have their way with you while you are sleeping. I wish I knew how to swim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Granted but your slaves happen to be a bunch of horny child molesting sex fiends, and they break free and have their way with you while you are sleeping.I wish I knew how to swim. granted, but you don't know how to walk i want a nice car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gchwood Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 granted, but you don't know how to walki want a nice car granted but it is a hot wheels car I want world peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Granted, but a giant comet hits earth in 5 months.... I want to hang out at a bar with Darrell Green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Granted, but a giant comet hits earth in 5 months....I want to hang out at a bar with Darrell Green granted. but not sure that this is the man you're looking for. i want the ability to fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Granted, but the turkey is dry.I wish this post wasn't a page after the intial post, breaking up the list of previous wishes. Better late than never! I'm just glad somebody got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 granted. but not sure that this is the man you're looking for. i want the ability to fly. Already wished for - and that ****er flew to close to the sun. But not you - you don't know how to land. I wish I had a never ending supply of alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Already wished for - and that ****er flew to close to the sun. But not you - you don't know how to land. I wish I had a never ending supply of alcohol. granted: i want my own ski slope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 granted: i want my own ski slope. Granted,hope you enjoy the antartic I want to cure cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Granted, but you get trampled by a stampede of elephants that have escaped the local zoo on your way home from presenting the cure... I want Larry Michael's job... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheers, Beers and Mountaineers Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Granted, but you get trampled by a stampede of elephants that have escaped the local zoo on your way home from presenting the cure...I want Larry Michael's job... granted, but a ton of skins fans still hate on you, and one who wants your job goes crazy and kills you in hopes of taking your job. i wish all beer tasted great to me, no matter what brand or style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuanC Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 granted, but a ton of skins fans still hate on you, and one who wants your job goes crazy and kills you in hopes of taking your job.i wish all beer tasted great to me, no matter what brand or style. Granted, but you are to only drink beer for the rest of your life, you can't eat/drink anything else. I wish I was 500000 feet tall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdowwe Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Granted, but you are to only drink beer for the rest of your life, you can't eat/drink anything else.I wish I was 500000 feet tall. Granted, but your head would be in space and you couldnt breathe. I wish I could fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Granted, but your head would be in space and you couldnt breathe.I wish I could fly i wished that....they told me i couldn't land. so i pass that to you. i wish i had gills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdowwe Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 i wished that....they told me i couldn't land. so i pass that to you.i wish i had gills. Granted, but someone mistakes you for a fish and guts you. I wish I was a Mod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Granted, but someone mistakes you for a fish and guts you.I wish I was a Mod granted. but art is responsible for your brutal initiation. :laugh: i wish i owned an island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinFaninOKC Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 granted. but art is responsible for your brutal initiation. :laugh:i wish i owned an island. Granted, but it's Three Mile Island. I wish to marry Leeann Tweeden AND Jessica Alba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Granted, but it's Three Mile Island.I wish to marry Leeann Tweeden AND Jessica Alba. granted....but on a look but don't touch basis. i wish i could speed read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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