No_Pressure Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Granted- But you can only speed read brail. I wish I had superhuman strength. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Granted- But you can only speed read brail.I wish I had superhuman strength. Granted, while :jerk: you rip your own jimmy off and bleed to death. I wish I had a never ending supply of steaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 I wish I had a never ending supply of steaks. Granted: You are run over by a heard of steers going to the market.. I wish I could tell where the golf ball was going to go on my real shot by my practice swing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Granted:You are run over by a heard of steers going to the market.. I wish I could tell where the golf ball was going to go on my real shot by my practice swing... Granted, but now you have to play with pool cues instead of golf clubs. I wish my brother hadnt wrecked his z28 Camaro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabee1973 Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Denied. Some things are impossible. Thats a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin101 Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Granted, but now you have to play with pool cues instead of golf clubs.I wish my brother hadnt wrecked his z28 Camaro Granted, but now your car is wrecked. I wish I had a 350-Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabee1973 Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Granted, but now you have to play with pool cues instead of golf clubs.I wish my brother hadnt wrecked his z28 Camaro Granted but you wrecked it I want to discover the mother lode of all gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinFaninOKC Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Granted but you wrecked itI want to discover the mother lode of all gold. Granted, but it's Fool's Gold. I wish to close the hole in Texass Stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmchairRedskin Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Granted, but it's Fool's Gold.I wish to close the hole in Texass Stadium. Granted, but now you're stuck inside I wish I could play the guitar like Jimi Hendrix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuanC Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Granted, but now you're stuck insideI wish I could play the guitar like Jimi Hendrix Your wish is granted, but by playing the guitar so much, your fingers are going to disintegrate. I wish I could throw a football 700 yards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterPinstripe Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Granted. But your arm falls off because of all the force behind your throws. I wish everything good happened to me and nothing bad ever happened to me through out my 100 year life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuanC Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Granted. But your arm falls off because of all the force behind your throws.I wish everything good happened to me and nothing bad ever happened to me through out my 100 year life. Granted, but everything thats bad that didn't happen to you, will happen to you in the afterlife. I wish I could timetravel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheers, Beers and Mountaineers Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Granted, but everything thats bad that didn't happen to you, will happen to you in the afterlife.I wish I could timetravel. granted, but you get stuck in a time loop, and have to relive the norv/shotenheimmer/spurrier years over and over and over. i wish i could see into the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 granted, but you get stuck in a time loop, and have to relive the norv/shotenheimmer/spurrier years over and over and over.i wish i could see into the future. granted. but you get to see what jerry jones looks like naked in 20 years. :doh: i wish i could win the lottery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drockvb Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 granted. but you get to see what jerry jones looks like naked in 20 years. :doh:i wish i could win the lottery. Wish granted. You will win Saturday nights mega millions along with 300,000,000 other people. so you get $.05. Don't spend it all in one place. I wish the Cubs to win the World Series in my lifetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Wish granted. You will win Saturday nights mega millions along with 300,000,000 other people. so you get $.05. Don't spend it all in one place.I wish the Cubs to win the World Series in my lifetime. wish granted. the cubs win the world series, one season after moving to las vegas. i wish angelos would sell the orioles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drockvb Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 wish granted. the cubs win the world series, one season after moving to las vegas. i wish angelos would sell the orioles. Your wish is my command. The Orioles get sold to the Tribune Co. (they own the Cubs/1908.................................................................................. I wish Virginia Beach had better surf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Your wish is my command. The Orioles get sold to the Tribune Co. (they own the Cubs/1908..................................................................................I wish Virginia Beach had better surf. Granted - you're crushed by a 102 ft. wave. I wish Danica Patrick would pose nude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 2, 2006 Author Share Posted July 2, 2006 Granted - you're crushed by a 102 ft. wave.I wish Danica Patrick would pose nude. Granted. But its for me personally. No photography allowed. I wish Rince wasnt such a ***** and he didnt have a 10:30 curfew. :finger: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Granted. But its for me personally. No photography allowed.I wish Rince wasnt such a ***** and he didnt have a 10:30 curfew. :finger: Your wish is granted. He stays out all night :hump:ing your mom and doesn't even call her back. I wish Who Del would just admit he's a Redskins fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Granted. But its for me personally. No photography allowed.I wish Rince wasnt such a ***** and he didnt have a 10:30 curfew. :finger: Your wish is granted. He stays out all night :hump:ing your mom and doesn't even call her back.I wish Who Del would just admit he's a Redskins fan. HA! Your mom had to have that 10:45 booty call. :laugh: Thanks for the back-up Dfitz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Who Del admits that he's a 'Skins fan.....but you discover that you're a closet Cowboys fan... I wish I could run the 40 in 3.5 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Who Del admits that he's a 'Skins fan.....but you discover that you're a closet Cowboys fan...I wish I could run the 40 in 3.5 seconds. Granted, but you can only do it on the moon. I wish milk only cost 50 cents a gallon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Granted, but you can only do it on the moon.I wish milk only cost 50 cents a gallon. Granted - but its Rosanne Barr's milk. I wish I didn't have to work today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Granted - but its Rosanne Barr's milk.I wish I didn't have to work today. Granted, you've been fired. I wish my short term memory would come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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