TheREALJBird Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Granted - you're going to the beach in Iraq. Have fun. :ciao: I wish PB could handle his liquor better and would stop ****ing. Granted...he now only drinks Smirnoff Ice, Mike's hard lemonade, and Arbor Mist wine though I wish Art Monk were in the Hall of Fame :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Granted, im getting another drink.I wish Rince would come up with a new joke thread instead of bumping an old stale one. Granted - well actually you didn't have to wish that, last time I wished for you to drink with me. I wish I was more imagintive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 7, 2006 Author Share Posted July 7, 2006 Granted - well actually you didn't have to wish that, last time I wished for you to drink with me.I wish I was more imagintive. Granted. You are now paranoid schizophrenic. I wish i had something better than OJ to mix this vodka with. (oh, thats too easy :laugh: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Granted. You are now paranoid schizophrenic.I wish i had something better than OJ to mix this vodka with. (oh, thats too easy :laugh: ) Granted -- your vodka is now mixed with the breast milk of a real Cambodian immigrant. I wish I could marry the ridiculously georgeous ticket-counter girl I met in Maui today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheers, Beers and Mountaineers Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Granted -- your vodka is now mixed with the breast milk of a real Cambodian immigrant.I wish I could marry the ridiculously georgeous ticket-counter girl I met in Maui today... granted, but she takes every single penny you have. i wish the simpsons were funny again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Granted, but as soon as they become funny again fox drops them and plays an hour of M*A*S*H* re-runs in their place. I wish extremeskins members would listen to my plan to slowly inflitrate Cowboyszone.com and create 500 threads simultaneously entitled "35-7" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 granted, but she takes every single penny you have. Sweet! You didn't say I don't get to hit it! :hump: Granted, but as soon as they become funny again fox drops them and plays an hour of M*A*S*H* re-runs in their place. Sheesh...guess I'm getting old. MASH is funny shiznit!! I wish extremeskins members would listen to my plan to slowly inflitrate Cowboyszone.com and create 500 threads simultaneously entitled "35-7" Granted, but the FBI mistakenly thinks you're organizing a rebellion against America when in fact you said "America's Team." The Feds bust down your door, arrest in you in plain view of everyone you know, and you're taken outside in your drawers. Your reputation is ruined, you get fired from your job, your girlfriend/wife leaves you, and you live the rest of your life homeless. :doh: Sorry...that one was a little rough, wasn't it?? :laugh: I wish NOVA could have Hawaii's weather....that way it would be perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheers, Beers and Mountaineers Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Sweet! You didn't say I don't get to hit it! :hump:I wish NOVA could have Hawaii's weather....that way it would be perfect. :laugh: i already said that when another poster wished to marry jessica alba granted, but Hawaii now has NOVA's weather i wish it was september already, that way, football season is only around the corner, and il be in college already, partying without a care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachingWinsChampionships Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Granted, but you're attending Liberty University where no T.V.'s are allowed except gor religious broadcasts and you are not allowed to ever be alone with girls or leave the campus without a faculty chaperone. I wish the Drew Carey Show was still being made and I didn't have to watch stupid reruns at midnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuanC Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Granted but the new episodes aren't as good as the old ones. I wish I could transform into anything I want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Granted but the new episodes aren't as good as the old ones.I wish I could transform into anything I want. Granted, but you can't go back to anything you already were...you only get to be that thing once. I wish I could lose 70lbs by snapping my fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor 36 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Granted, but you can't go back to anything you already were...you only get to be that thing once.I wish I could lose 70lbs by snapping my fingers. Granted but you lose the weight by having diarrhea. I wish I could read peoples'minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 7, 2006 Author Share Posted July 7, 2006 Granted, but you can't go back to anything you already were...you only get to be that thing once.I wish I could lose 70lbs by snapping my fingers. Granted. But its 70 lbs of bone. You are now an amorphous blob. (Good word PB!) I wish I had already read the ES book club book o' the month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Granted but you lose the weight by having diarrhea. Granted. But its 70 lbs of bone. You are now an amorphous blob. (Good word PB!) :laugh: :laugh: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I wish I could read peoples'minds. Granted, but you're blind to everything else. I wish I had already read the ES book club book o' the month. Granted, but you immediately forgot it in its entirety. I wish tomorrow was September. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 :laugh: :laugh: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Granted, but you're blind to everything else. Granted, but you immediately forgot it in its entirety. I wish tomorrow was September. Granted, a 400 lb. bearded woman named september now has you traped in bed for the rest of your life. I wish I had a money tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 7, 2006 Author Share Posted July 7, 2006 Granted, a 400 lb. bearded woman named september now has you traped in bed for the rest of your life.I wish I had a money tree Granted. It gross pennies. It grows about 200 "leaves" each year. Storms blow pennies through your windows constantly. I wish I had a wicked crossover like AI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted October 17, 2008 Author Share Posted October 17, 2008 Granted. It gross pennies. It grows about 200 "leaves" each year. Storms blow pennies through your windows constantly.I wish I had a wicked crossover like AI. Granted, but you are unable to make a layup. I wish I had a million dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Granted, but you are unable to make a layup.I wish I had a million dollars. Granted, but you took that money and made it rain a la Pacman. I wish I was in Flordia right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Granted, but you took that money and made it rain a la Pacman.I wish I was in Flordia right now Granted, you are alone in the middle of the Everglades miles from civilization. I wish I had the power of invisibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPlainsDrifter Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 I wish I had the power of invisibility. Granted, but when you are invisible, you are a paraplegic. I wish the 'Skins go undefeated for ten years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted October 17, 2008 Author Share Posted October 17, 2008 Granted, but when you are invisible, you are a paraplegic.I wish the 'Skins go undefeated for ten years. Granted. The NFL folds and the Skins no longer exist. They cant be defeated if they never play. I wish i was a morning person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPlainsDrifter Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Granted. The NFL folds and the Skins no longer exist. They cant be defeated if they never play. Whew, for a minute there, I thought you were going to make me a Cowboy fan. I wish i was a morning person. You are because you can't sleep...at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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