PleaseBlitz Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 You get to be the Devil. Alright, you know how whenever you make a deal with Satan, he perverts your wish into something crappy? Ok, maybe im the only one that knows that, but still. Rules: You are asking for something. A wish, if you will. The next poster fulfills that wish, but perverts it, then makes a wish of his/her own. Example: Poster A: I wish I had $1 million. Poster B: Granted, but you are now stuck on a deserted island. You cant eat money. I wish my girlfriend was hotter. Poster C: Granted. But she's all religious and wont put out. And so forth. I'll start. I wish I was the starting QB for the Washington Redskins......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 ok. casey rabach has serious diarrhea. i want to be a porn star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 30, 2006 Author Share Posted June 30, 2006 ok. casey rabach has serious diarrhea.i want to be a porn star. Granted. But its gay porn. :laugh: I want a lifetime supply of beer for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheers, Beers and Mountaineers Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 granted but you can only drink natty light (or the sort) i want to be the richest man on the planet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gchwood Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 granted but you can only drink natty light (or the sort)i want to be the richest man on the planet Granted but the planet you are to be on is Pluto I want to be the owner of the Redskins and the Yankees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlobberknockerSkinsFan Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Granted but the planet you are to be on is PlutoI want to be the owner of the Redskins and the Yankees Granted, but you must acquire only againg vets who are way past their prime. I want to never have to work for "the man" again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boofMcboof Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 You end up working for a woman. And we all know women make horrendous bosses . . . I want the world's greatest Pastrami sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gchwood Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 You end up working for a woman. And we all know women make horrendous bosses . . .I want the world's greatest Pastrami sandwich. granted but you have to wash it down with piss I want to be able to play football again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 granted but you have to wash it down with pissI want to be able to play football again You play football again, for the cowboys. I want to be able to travel back in time at my leisure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 You play football again, for the cowboys.I want to be able to travel back in time at my leisure. Granted, have a nice leisurely time as a Jew during the Inquistion. I want to have a threesome with Jennifer Aniston and pre-babies Britany Spears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 granted, but you can't use rubber I want my hockey team to win a game this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 granted, but you can't use rubber Ummm.... thats a bad thing, why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gchwood Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Granted, have a nice leisurely time as a Jew during the Inquistion.I want to have a threesome with Jennifer Aniston and pre-babies Britany Spears. Granted but you will contract Herpes and Aids and your wang will fall off. I would like the Cowboys to blow up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Ummm.... thats a bad thing, why? you think skanky mcskank isn't full of STDs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Granted but you will contract Herpes and Ads and your wang will fall off.I would like the Cowboys to blow up Granted but it will be during the NFC Championship game with the Skins up 74-0. I want a Turkey Sandwich (Simpsons reference here). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Granted but it will be during the NFC Championship game with the Skins up 74-0.I want a Turkey Sandwich (Simpsons reference here). Granted, but the turkey is infected and you contract an extremely violent case of dysentery and **** yourself to death. I want to receive free satellite with all the channels for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenaa Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Granted but you will contract Herpes and Aids and your wang will fall off.I would like the Cowboys to blow up Granted. You are the Cowboys QB who committs bombicide and takes the team with you. I want vacation to Hawaii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Granted, but the turkey is infected and you contract an extremely violent case of dysentery and **** yourself to death.I want to receive free satellite with all the channels for life. Granted, but you will have no remote control. I want the Redskins to win the Super Bowl this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenaa Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Granted, but the turkey is infected and you contract an extremely violent case of dysentery and **** yourself to death.I want to receive free satellite with all the channels for life. Granted. Every channel plays Oprah. I want to travel into outer space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Granted, but you will have no remote control. I want the Redskins to win the Super Bowl this year. granted, but all the players and coaches currently on the redskins have been traded with the cowboys. i want lot's of money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Granted. Every channel plays Oprah.I want to travel into outer space. granted, but you don't have a space ship or space suit. you will suffocate, re-enter the earth's atmosphere, and block the redskins winning Super Bowl extra point. i want to be the owner of the Washington Capitals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 granted, but all the players and coaches currently on the redskins have been traded with the cowboys.i want lot's of money Granted, unfortunately it's old Iraqi Saddam currency not worth a thing. I want to be a mod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Granted, unfortunately it's old Iraqi Saddam currency not worth a thing.I want to be a mod granted, but you're a mod at some retarded cowboys site and you've been banned from extremeskins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 30, 2006 Author Share Posted June 30, 2006 Granted, unfortunately it's old Iraqi Saddam currency not worth a thing.I want to be a mod Granted. Congratulations, you now have to deal with all the ******* trolls and idiots this place attracts. :laugh: I want X ray vision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheers, Beers and Mountaineers Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Granted. Congratulations, you now have to deal with all the ******* trolls and idiots this place attracts. :laugh:I want X ray vision. granted, but when you look at people, its only their skeleton i want to be Sean Taylor the moment he lays out T.O. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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