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You get to be the Devil. :evil:

Alright, you know how whenever you make a deal with Satan, he perverts your wish into something crappy? Ok, maybe im the only one that knows that, but still.

Rules: You are asking for something. A wish, if you will.

The next poster fulfills that wish, but perverts it, then makes a wish of his/her own.

Example:

Poster A: I wish I had $1 million.

Poster B: Granted, but you are now stuck on a deserted island. You cant eat money. I wish my girlfriend was hotter.

Poster C: Granted. But she's all religious and wont put out.

And so forth.

I'll start.

I wish I was the starting QB for the Washington Redskins.........

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You end up working for a woman. And we all know women make horrendous bosses . . .

I want the world's greatest Pastrami sandwich.

granted but you have to wash it down with piss

I want to be able to play football again

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You play football again, for the cowboys.

I want to be able to travel back in time at my leisure.

Granted, have a nice leisurely time as a Jew during the Inquistion.

I want to have a threesome with Jennifer Aniston and pre-babies Britany Spears.

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Granted, have a nice leisurely time as a Jew during the Inquistion.

I want to have a threesome with Jennifer Aniston and pre-babies Britany Spears.

Granted but you will contract Herpes and Aids and your wang will fall off.

I would like the Cowboys to blow up

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Granted but you will contract Herpes and Ads and your wang will fall off.

I would like the Cowboys to blow up

Granted but it will be during the NFC Championship game with the Skins up 74-0.

I want a Turkey Sandwich (Simpsons reference here).

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Granted but it will be during the NFC Championship game with the Skins up 74-0.

I want a Turkey Sandwich (Simpsons reference here).

Granted, but the turkey is infected and you contract an extremely violent case of dysentery and **** yourself to death.

I want to receive free satellite with all the channels for life.

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Granted, but the turkey is infected and you contract an extremely violent case of dysentery and **** yourself to death.

I want to receive free satellite with all the channels for life.

Granted, but you will have no remote control. :evil:

I want the Redskins to win the Super Bowl this year.

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Granted, but the turkey is infected and you contract an extremely violent case of dysentery and **** yourself to death.

I want to receive free satellite with all the channels for life.

Granted. Every channel plays Oprah.

I want to travel into outer space.

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Granted. Every channel plays Oprah.

I want to travel into outer space.

granted, but you don't have a space ship or space suit. you will suffocate, re-enter the earth's atmosphere, and block the redskins winning Super Bowl extra point.

i want to be the owner of the Washington Capitals

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