Beaudry Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 So I was down at the mall and I go to get an Orange Julius. Who is standing behind me but Joe Gibbs!! After we get our banana-strawberry smoothies we sit down and talk. He asked me who my favorite Redskin was and I said, “Coach, I hate to say it but my favorite was Mohammed Elewonibi. He said “Mohammed was a player, but he had some on-field issues.” Now anybody who knows me knows that I am not going to allow anybody to talk smack about a former Redskin, let alone my favorite former Redskin, Mohammed Elewonibi. So I tell Coach Gibbs, “Coach, I respect you more than anybody in the world, but shut your trap about Mo.” I think he felt bad about his horrible comments so he just kind of sat there and stared at me. After I finished my strawberry-banana Julius I thanked coach for the time and went to Sears. The weird part was that Coach Gibbs followed me the whole way around the mall. He wasn’t even sneaky about it; he just stayed like 20 feet behind me. I had to hurry up my shopping and get out of there because he kept doing this giggle/cackle thing that was creeping me out. Still, it was really cool to meet Joe Gibbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGGS_DADDY Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Beaudry, you stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cactitle Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 lol. Giggle/cackle.lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hauss Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Why isn't Gibbs at the OTA's? Why isn't he busy doing things for the team--Parcells is busy. Obviously, Gibbs has nothing to do but to follow you around the mall--Saunders must have taken over the team. I knew Saunders would take over. Does this mean we are going to a 3-4? Was Sean Taylor with him? I knew Taylor wouldn't show for the OTA's. Was Lavar with him? Did you ask Gibbs what was wrong with Campbells lip? Does Gibbs think the players will forget the plays when he gives them some time off? Go back to the mall and find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Did you ask Gibbs what was wrong with Campbells lip? . Yeah, Beaudry. What were you thinking? You meet Joe Gibbs and you fail to ask the question that has been teetering around ES for weeks now. Shame on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abshir Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 What the **** is this real .... I doubt it... and by the way no one talks to Gibbs like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Edds Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 not exactly how I imagine I would have conversed with the legend . . . but at least you got to chat with him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllAboutSkins08 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 incredible story. there's NO WAY that that could have been made up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Heh, i call.... :bsflag: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDiplomat Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 So I was down at the mall and I go to get an Orange Julius. Who is standing behind me but Joe Gibbs!! After we get our banana-strawberry smoothies we sit down and talk. He asked me who my favorite Redskin was and I said, “Coach, I hate to say it but my favorite was Mohammed Elewonibi. He said “Mohammed was a player, but he had some on-field issues.” Now anybody who knows me knows that I am not going to allow anybody to talk smack about a former Redskin, let alone my favorite former Redskin, Mohammed Elewonibi. So I tell Coach Gibbs, “Coach, I respect you more than anybody in the world, but shut your trap about Mo.” I think he felt bad about his horrible comments so he just kind of sat there and stared at me. After I finished my strawberry-banana Julius I thank coach for the time and go to Sears. The weird part was that Coach Gibbs followed me the whole way around the mall. He wasn’t even sneaky about it; he just stayed like 20 feet behind me. I had to hurry up my shopping and get out of there because he kept doing this giggle/cackle thing that was creeping me out. Still, it was really cool to meet Joe Gibbs. LOL :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Skins Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Clown Him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnhay Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 So I was down at the mall and I go to get an Orange Julius. Who is standing behind me but Joe Gibbs!! After we get our banana-strawberry smoothies we sit down and talk. He asked me who my favorite Redskin was and I said, “Coach, I hate to say it but my favorite was Mohammed Elewonibi. He said “Mohammed was a player, but he had some on-field issues.” Now anybody who knows me knows that I am not going to allow anybody to talk smack about a former Redskin, let alone my favorite former Redskin, Mohammed Elewonibi. So I tell Coach Gibbs, “Coach, I respect you more than anybody in the world, but shut your trap about Mo.” I think he felt bad about his horrible comments so he just kind of sat there and stared at me. After I finished my strawberry-banana Julius I thank coach for the time and go to Sears. The weird part was that Coach Gibbs followed me the whole way around the mall. He wasn’t even sneaky about it; he just stayed like 20 feet behind me. I had to hurry up my shopping and get out of there because he kept doing this giggle/cackle thing that was creeping me out. Still, it was really cool to meet Joe Gibbs. That's the funniest post I've read in a while.:laugh: I started out thinking, "damn, how often does Gibbs go to the mall?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 I was wondering when the latest installment of satire/sarcasm would come from you Beaudry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talk show host Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Beaudry, you stupid. i agree. i think you made this story up. if so, it wasnt funny. if not, then youre a fool for being so disrespectful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinz4evr Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Well, if this is true, then Joe knew how dumb you were when you said your favorite Redskin was Mohammed Elowonibi. If I heard you tell JG to shut his trap I would have dumped your strawberry-banana shake all over your head. Have a nice day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibrahim Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Well, if this is true, then Joe knew how dumb you were when you said your favorite Redskin was Mohammed Elowonibi. If I heard you tell JG to shut his trap I would have dumped your strawberry-banana shake all over your head. Have a nice day. Hmmm Are some of you actually taking this post serious? Get a sense of humor, jeez! By the way, this is one of the funniest threads ever! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackdaddydean Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 What the **** is this real .... I doubt it... and by the way no one talks to Gibbs like that. If you really don't know...i feel sorry for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOSKINS_08 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 lol, what a funny ass story..Why did you waste everybodys time posting it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 That was awesome Beaudry! I love the part about him watching you finish your smoothie then following you around the mall. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 I think this is a weird coincidence, but... I just got a phone call from my friend(he's a defensive coach at Howard County Community College).....he told me he had a great story for me. Let me start by stating that he's as big of a Redskins fan as i am. Well, he was down at Columbia mall looking for a hand soap dispenser, well as he's walking up to the door, he holds the door for a lady coming in behind him, and as she goes by, he looks back, and guess who was 10 feet behind her....a really hot girl. So he holds the door a while longer. And guess who was 5 feet behind her... Joe Gibbs. Well, he tells my friend Jay hey man did you see the ka-dunka-dunk on that chick, and giggles for 2 minutes, then thanks for holding the door for his daughter in law, and pats him on the back.....well, my friend tells Coach Gibbs that he's a huge Redskins fan and that he's the defensive coordinator at Howard County Community College, and he said the next thing he knows, he and Coach Gibbs are sitting on a double-seater chariot on the merry-go-round, sipping Starbucks mocha frappuccino's and talking casually while his daughter law picked up her children from the mall. My buddy said that it was one of the best frappuccinos of his whole life, and that he couldn't believe how nice Coach was. He said that coach asked him questions about who his favorite Redskin was, and how long he had been a fan(to which my buddy's reaction was, i've been a fan ever since Desmond Howard came into the league, Coach said yes what a cant miss prospect Desmond Howard was, I wish that he could drive Nascar then giggles for 2 minutes), and about how his young coaching career was going, and my buddy said he was sitting there the whole time thinking to himself how cool it was for the head coach of the team he loved all his life to be sitting there sipping a mocha frappuccino. It would've been one thing if it was a caramel macchiato or vanilla latte, but this was a mocha frappuccino. He said Coach gave him a little card or flyer with some religous messages on it, and my buddy said they probably chatted for 5 to 10 minutes....but it was an experience that he'll not soon forget. He was still on cloud nine today telling me about the story. He said it was hard to describe the feeling he had while he was sitting there chatting with Coach Gibbs, and sipping on a mocha frappuccino. I can only imagine what that must've felt like....pretty damn cool. And refreshing- the mocha frappuccino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterwagen Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 So I was down at the mall and I go to get an Orange Julius. Who is standing behind me but Joe Gibbs!! After we get our banana-strawberry smoothies we sit down and talk. He asked me who my favorite Redskin was and I said, “Coach, I hate to say it but my favorite was Mohammed Elewonibi. He said “Mohammed was a player, but he had some on-field issues.” Now anybody who knows me knows that I am not going to allow anybody to talk smack about a former Redskin, let alone my favorite former Redskin, Mohammed Elewonibi. So I tell Coach Gibbs, “Coach, I respect you more than anybody in the world, but shut your trap about Mo.” I think he felt bad about his horrible comments so he just kind of sat there and stared at me. After I finished my strawberry-banana Julius I thanked coach for the time and went to Sears. The weird part was that Coach Gibbs followed me the whole way around the mall. He wasn’t even sneaky about it; he just stayed like 20 feet behind me. I had to hurry up my shopping and get out of there because he kept doing this giggle/cackle thing that was creeping me out. Still, it was really cool to meet Joe Gibbs. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “Mohammed was a player, but he had some on-field issues.” almost made me cry I was laughing so hard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Native,NC_Fan Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 So I was at the mall the other day, having my weekly talk with my cousin, Clinton Portis. Then, my boy Chris Cooley walked up...(Insert anything else you like here. It's the internet!) :laugh: Great story Beaudry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrine Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Did he follow you into the dressing room? Hed do that you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegionOfDoom Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Best Thread of the Day......Coach Gibbs....Mocha Fraps....Sears.....Division VI Defensive Coordinators....:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddub52 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 obviously garbage. you should be banned just for saying that you spoke to Gibbs like that. BLASPHEMY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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