edgun88 Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 According to PTI on ESPN, Tom Cruise's wife Kaite Holmes is only allowed one scream during childbirth. They said it was because of Tom Cruise's scientology beliefs. I'm not trying to bash scientology but all of the stuff I've been hearing about it makes it seem pretty strange. What is going on here?! first CHEF now THIS?! "That fruity little club!" :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Tom Cruise and Scientology are one big joke. A pretty funny joke, so its cool their in the news all the time. Good for a laugh! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
More Complete Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 That's crazy talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadkill Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 i don't if it's true but it does sound pretty weird. the scientology south park episode was one of the best ever :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 What exactly will happen if she screams twice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinnedAussie Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 I read that she isn't allowed to make any noise whatsoever during child birth as it could cause stress to the child. Also, she is not allowed to take any form of medication, ie painkillers, etc. Seems like Scientology benefits the male more than the female. In fact, everyone in the delivery room must remain quiet at all times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 :laugh: Did you hear them talking about the baby? "Can the baby scream? Is he/she allowed to? Is it born a scientologist?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 One scream... starts at the beginning and finishes when complete... Any woman willing to put up with it gets what she gets.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 What exactly will happen if she screams twice? The metaclorians will spill out and the child will not be as strong in the Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgun88 Posted March 29, 2006 Author Share Posted March 29, 2006 This reminds me of something that Dane Cook said, "Get that demon seed out of there!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 I read that she isn't allowed to make any noise whatsoever during child birth as it could cause stress to the child. Also, she is not allowed to take any form of medication, ie painkillers, etc. Seems like Scientology benefits the male more than the female.In fact, everyone in the delivery room must remain quiet at all times. I heard that too - its called 'Silent Birth' :insane: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinnedAussie Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Here's the article I read: http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5478,18638461%255E2902,00.html TOM Cruise's partner, Katie Holmes, will be silent while delivering their child, obeying the strict rules of Scientology. The actor will have to be quiet because followers of the religion believe the baby can be traumatised by hearing its mother's screams or groans. Holmes, 26, will also have to refuse painkillers and can expect few words of comfort because those at the birth are also expected to be quiet. But she can turn to large "instructional" boards delivered by friends. One reads: "Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 That is exactly one more scream than she squeezed out during the conception phase of the mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 That is exactly one more scream than she squeezed out during the conception phase of the mission. You really think Tom's the father? I made that chick HHHHHOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinnedAussie Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 What I can't understand about this whole debacle is that when Tom was married to Nicole Kidman, they adopted children because is was alleged that Tom was shooting blanks. Therefore, if this is true, will it ever be revealed who the real father is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgun88 Posted March 29, 2006 Author Share Posted March 29, 2006 What I can't understand about this whole debacle is that when Tom was married to Nicole Kidman, they adopted children because is was alleged that Tom was shooting blanks.Therefore, if this is true, will it ever be revealed who the real father is? Yea I thought that Tom Butt Cruiser was infertile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNut73 Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 ...that's a load of crap. Babies are not harmed by the mother's screams/moans.... My kids turned out just fine and you should have heard the things my wife was calling me during the birth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 What I can't understand about this whole debacle is that when Tom was married to Nicole Kidman, they adopted children because is was alleged that Tom was shooting blanks.Therefore, if this is true, will it ever be revealed who the real father is? isn't it obvious? the aliens that brought us to earth came back and impregnated her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimm Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 What exactly will happen if she screams twice? He gets to punch her in the face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drums and skins Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 I'm not trying to bash scientology... Awww...why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooka Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 What exactly will happen if she screams twice? Katie and the child won't be able to return to the planet glorbastaralalalalad 6 when the aliens come back and save the chosen ones. duh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 He gets to punch her in the face Close! but he actually gets to punch her right in the baby maker, killing the baby and bruising the baby maker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgun88 Posted March 29, 2006 Author Share Posted March 29, 2006 Awww...why not? Because I guaren-freaking-tee you that some Scientology freak will find a way on here and talk a bunch of crap if I do. What a minute....... why the hell didn't I?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Where are they planning on having the baby? (I assume they have some specific place in mind, knowing them) it would be funny to try to sneak in and freak them out. :-) (though I doubt it would be possible with the security) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altair4 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I thought Cruise assured her father they would be married before she was a mom. Obviously they haven't had the Catholic wedding, there is some conjecture they had a private Scn wedding....but I will tell you one thing...I sure would not want to be that kid growing up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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