Elessar78 Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 I got a honey do list last night...Geez. 90% of the tasks have nothing to do with me. Put this in the safe, call about a massage appointment, call about getting the brakes done on her car, organize the closets presumably so she can get more shoes in, throw out an old comforter... Jeez, I just wanted to relax and do nothing today besides my own little projects. Closets are almost done though. Throwing out some stuff that she won't miss at all. On a beer break. Yes, I know it is not even 10 A.M., don't judge me. haha. Don't judge you? The 10 AM beer is glorious Ko$her. Whenever I get the opportunity, I'm all over it. There's a highly sensitive morning beer sensor in my brain. When the opportunity even slightly presents itself, a bombing raid siren and fire alarm buzzer go off at the same time in my head. Popping open that first brewskie mentally transports you to the top of a small mountain, where you're looking out over gorgeous, expansive terrain, about to take this first sip. After the first 3 sips, you're back to doing the chore you had in mind. Ah, such is life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Family emergency at the massage place... What ? Â Taking the car at 3 to get the brakes done. Â Guess I need to figure out exactly what needs to go in the safe that she is so concerned with ? Seems like random paperwork that I can easily replace. Â She asked me if I felt like vacuuming. Is that a serious question ? I selfishly took care of my things first...she'll understand. Â Doc, let me borrow an ankle for a few weeks. I'll pay you for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Saying you can only eat or drink certain foods at certain times is stupid crap trying to get people to conform to bull crap "society norms" why can't I eat cake for breakfast or a burger? Why can't I drink whiskey at 11am? What because society says I can't? Well screw conformists pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Don't judge you?  It's a joke thing.  Or are you joking ?  Say for instance you said...I love MMA, don't judge me. Basically saying you don't care if I like it or not...you are just doing your thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 It's a joke thing. Or are you joking ? Say for instance you said...I love MMA, don't judge me. Basically saying you don't care if I like it or not...you are just doing your thing. Woah Kosh, that went way over your head. Rest of my post explains how I've judged you as awesome for having a 10 AM beer. Saying you can only eat or drink certain foods at certain times is stupid crap trying to get people to conform to bull crap "society norms" why can't I eat cake for breakfast or a burger? Why can't I drink whiskey at 11am? What because society says I can't? Well screw conformists pigs. Oh lord what are we gonna do with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kosher Ham Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Woah Kosh, that went way over your head. Rest of my post explains how I've judged you as awesome for having a 10 AM beer. Â Â I thought you got it and responded as expected except that part. Â Problem with the 10 AM beer...it's now nearly 3...and I have to take the stupid car to get the brakes done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpage520 Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 There are times in your life that you are faced with very difficult situations.  Situations that no matter which decision you make, you will be sacrificing a great deal either way.  It's hard for me to open up to others about what stresses me and causes me worry. Some part of me sees this as weakness, and I am supposed to be the "go to guy" / "the rock".  This character flaw, in turn, compounds the issue and causes me to lose more sleep over these decisions.  MrsGoon comes out and water boards me, lol, and we talk it out in about an hour - to where we have a very simple "if/then" formula, and we are comfortable with the outcomes.  It is times like these that I feel truly blessed that MrsGoon said yes to this old crusty vet almost 11 years ago.  Dude, I know exactly what you mean.  My entire life I've always been the shoulder and not the cryer. I've always been the one people go to with their issues and I have no problem with that. I care much more about trying help others let out their stress and maybe find a little happiness than I do venting any of my own. I know in my case, and here in lies the problem. I almost feel guilty whenever I vent to people about stuff. I never at all feel like a minute of my time is wasted if I'm helping someone else work through their issues. But the second I have something to vent about I feel like I'm wasting all of that person's time. It's weird. It's like you said, it almost feels like a weakness. Drives my fiancee nuts sometimes lol. In six years of being together she's seen me cry one time. But she's really the only one that can ever get me to break down and talk about the things that are worrying or bugging me. This sounds bad, but it's a good thing I promise. It's at the point where she almost gets excited when I get sick because as she puts it "I get to take care of you for once.". And even then I'm difficult because I feel weird having people do things for me. I always feel like a burden, and feel weak because I consistently feel like no matter what I should be able to do these things myself and not put them on others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpage520 Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Saying you can only eat or drink certain foods at certain times is stupid crap trying to get people to conform to bull crap "society norms" why can't I eat cake for breakfast or a burger? Why can't I drink whiskey at 11am? What because society says I can't? Well screw conformists pigs.  Well, aside from the last part that makes you kinda sound like the goths from South Park, I actually agree with this sentiment. Far as I'm concerned, if it's not interfering with things that are actually important, who gives a **** what time you crack a beer. On Redskins game days I'm typically a couple beers deep by 9am at my tailgates. On saturdays, I typically take that time as my opportunity to get things done around the house. Which typically involves a beer or two going down while I get **** done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Well, aside from the last part that makes you kinda sound like the goths from South Park, I actually agree with this sentiment. Far as I'm concerned, if it's not interfering with things that are actually important, who gives a **** what time you crack a beer. On Redskins game days I'm typically a couple beers deep by 9am at my tailgates. On saturdays, I typically take that time as my opportunity to get things done around the house. Which typically involves a beer or two going down while I get **** done.  What's funny is that nobody seems to care how late or into the morning people drink.  But you crack open a beer before 12:00 pm and they are so quick to judge lol.  I mean, personally I don't crack one open on weekends or days off until after 12 unless I'm tailgating or catching an early lunch say round 11:30 am.  But who cares if ya do.  Technically, if you drink until 2-3 am, your drinking in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 It's not about conforming to society norms. I'm avoiding eating cake and burgers for breakfast because I like to be healthy. We aren't all zombies eating eggs and toast at dawn because it's what everyone else does. We want fiber and protein. Moco's Stay Puft lookin' ass should try it. I'm liable to drink early football Sunday, yeah. A lazy Saturday, yeah. A snow day when work is shut down, yeah. Maybe at the beach, any vacation really...get a few early alcohol sessions in there. As far as every day life though, no. Too debilitating, lose my sharpness, responsibilities and health take precedence. I know some people sit in offices and drink all day, every day, but it's definitely not my thing. Certainly not because of society's standard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Why not eat dinner for breakfast? Why not eat lunch for dinner? I'm a trailblazer breaking boundaries damn it I'm a human rights activist! Sol I'll eat my burger in the morning and eat my cereal at night! Maybe I'll even have Pizza for breakfast!!! Ihop has pancackes and eggs you can get at any time of the day! Ihop is the leader in food rights. And i'll be damned if someone says I can't eat a steak at 9am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Why not eat dinner for breakfast? Why not eat lunch for dinner? I'm a trailblazer breaking boundaries damn it I'm a human rights activist! Sol I'll eat my burger in the morning and eat my cereal at night! Maybe I'll even have Pizza for breakfast!!! Ihop has pancackes and eggs you can get at any time of the day! Ihop is the leader in food rights. And i'll be damned if someone says I can't eat a steak at 9am  I used to love cold pizza for breakfast.  Plenty of people eat breakfast for dinner/lunch and vice versa on certain foods.  I can honestly say, I'm not craving a steak in the morning though.  A lot of times, I'm not craving eggs, bacon and toast for dinner either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 I need to go buy some tequila and limes. I told the girl coming over tomorrow we would make margaritas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 On the topic of alcohol, they really should lower the legal drinking age to 18.  I find it incredibly stupid that a person of 18 years of age can do the following:  1.  Join the military or be drafted (if they were ever to reinstate the draft), protect/defend and potentially die for our country/freedom 2.  Legally purchase cigarettes and smoke them 3.  Legally purchase pornography 4.  Legally go to a strip club 5.  Legally be an adult and no longer the responsibility of their parents 6.  Of age to register to vote and elect local, state and government officials  But can't buy a mother ****ing beer to drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Why not eat dinner for breakfast? Why not eat lunch for dinner? I'm a trailblazer breaking boundaries damn it I'm a human rights activist! Sol I'll eat my burger in the morning and eat my cereal at night! Maybe I'll even have Pizza for breakfast!!! Ihop has pancackes and eggs you can get at any time of the day! Ihop is the leader in food rights. And i'll be damned if someone says I can't eat a steak at 9am You can eat whatever the hell you want, but good luck with a workout, a high demanding job, a family, ect, when you fuel up on cake and beer for breakfast. I can see how one would get away with it sitting around on Tinder all day. I definitely eat veggies and meats for breakfast and breakfast dinners quite often, so I see your point there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Steak and Eggs were a frontier delight. You needed energy to farm from sunup to sundown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Just need some orange flavored trip sec for a twist and tomorrow morning cook up some simple syrup. And I guess use salt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Just need some orange flavored trip sec for a twist and tomorrow morning cook up some simple syrup. And I guess use salt Or drink some whisky straight, or Jack and coke, So. Comfort and lime juice instead of fruity drinks Nancy. Â Steak and Eggs were a frontier delight. You needed energy to farm from sunup to sundown. My mom used to make tenderloin and eggs for breakfast when I was a kid. Â Loved it. Â But it was pork tenderloin, not beef. Â I don't think I could eat a ribeye for breakfast, unless I had to. Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Moco's Stay Puft lookin' ass "The traveler has come" "We didn't choose anything!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Stay Puft Marshmoco Man His next Tinder Tigress is going to make him dress up that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 On the topic of alcohol, they really should lower the legal drinking age to 18.  I find it incredibly stupid that a person of 18 years of age can do the following:  1.  Join the military or be drafted (if they were ever to reinstate the draft), protect/defend and potentially die for our country/freedom 2.  Legally purchase cigarettes and smoke them 3.  Legally purchase pornography 4.  Legally go to a strip club 5.  Legally be an adult and no longer the responsibility of their parents 6.  Of age to register to vote and elect local, state and government officials  But can't buy a mother ****ing beer to drink.  lower the drinking age to 16... raise the driving age to 21.   problem solved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpage520 Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 I read recently that there was a proposition about lowering the drinking age to 18 for military personnel which I support wholeheartedly. If you're old enough to serve our country, you're old enough to be served a cold beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 I need to go buy some tequila and limes. I told the girl coming over tomorrow we would make margaritas Mojitos since you so dry. Jk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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