Mickalino Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I just ate the healthiest meal I've eaten in months. And I ended up with the worst gas I've had in years. WTF ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I just ate the healthiest meal I've eaten in months.And I ended up with the worst gas I've had in years. WTF ? lol, that's a good thing...but I think it means your body isn't used to the healthy stuff, which is a bad thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I just ate the healthiest meal I've eaten in months.And I ended up with the worst gas I've had in years. WTF ? whoa. TMI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 whoa. TMI Is it wrong to take pictures of abnormally large poos you take and trick people into looking at the pic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 lol, that's a good thing...but I think it means your body isn't used to the healthy stuff, which is a bad thing that actually makes sense, thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark The Homer Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 "This is the second notice that the factory warranty on your vehicle may have expired."I will **** that person or persons up who thought that was a bright business venture!! I got the call on the way home.Urge to kill...RISING!!!! I get calls AND **** in the mail. I don't care if my goddamn warranty expires mother ****er! Stop calling me!Took me an hour and a half to get home today. Should take me an hour during rush, or 40 mins non rush. But today it rained. That means everybody on the road becomes either one of two things: a) a ****ing idiot or a flaming *******. Everybody but me. No more signaling, yielding, and while you're at it, try real hard to **** everybody on the road. It's actually good for my ego, because compared to these *******s, I'm a master driver. I'm in the top 98 percentile. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 my boss' boss just facebook chatted me. that is kind of weird but kind of awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 my boss' boss just facebook chatted me. that is kind of weird . especially weird, if he told you what you needed to do for him, if you wanted a promotion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Is it wrong to take pictures of abnormally large poos you take and trick people into looking at the pic? In college, we used to do that and stick the pictures on the wall over the communal stalls, just to gross people out/piss them off. They never figured out who's poos they were.* *Never once were any of my creations used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 They never figured out who's poos they were.* like there was a prize if you correctly matched the poo with the dude ? :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNGwithOUTaCrwN Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 In college, we used to do that and stick the pictures on the wall over the communal stalls, just to gross people out/piss them off. They never figured out who's poos they were.**Never once were any of my creations used. thats nasty. my current room mate/friend used to send his **** pics to me all the time and thru text msgs. i think its completely disgusting but he thinks its funny. sometimes i would be sleeping in, i wake up to a pic msg, and its jsut **** in the toilet. but ive stopped opening pic msgs from him. i just delete it right away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy Burner Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 My name ends in "th" but my driver's license has it ending in a "ht". I have no idea how long it's been like this - whether it was wrong on my VA license for like 4 years or DC effed it up last year. Gwyneth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Gwyneth? duh......Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I'm glad none of that poop picture crap happened during college. We did have the typical college crap though, people pulling fire alarms at 3 AM. Why would you do that? I'm trying to ****ing sleep. I mean, you're fast asleep and then BLARRRRRR BLARRRRRRRRR...one time I was really feeling tired so I was like **** it I'll sleep through that **** and then BLARRRR BLARRRRRRR and I was like I might as well go. Other than that people would draw certain parts of the human anatomy on those whiteboards people have on their doors...and then the RA once made a comment about those certain parts of the human anatomy and why males would draw that certain part of the human anatomy lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boysetsfire Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Gwyneth? It's Bertha. Don't ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Gwyneth? I was gonna say Meredith is this you ren? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I was gonna say Meredith Beth Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 It's Bertha. Don't ask. :cool2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 While I'm reminiscing about college I never got along with most of my roommates. One blasted music all day which was fast-paced and I can't stand that kind of music. One of them was ok but I had to move out, the other one was a Ravens fan and he was fine and then the rest blasted music but when they weren't blasting music they were fine How were your college roommates...ps I don't keep in contact with any of them except once but that's a long story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 i said its ruth ****ers i know i dated her haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy Burner Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 There are too many comedian wannabes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 i said its ruth ****ers i know i dated her haha dammit pedro!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 i said its ruth ****ers i know i dated her haha That doesn't mean anything.....I"ve dated women, without getting their name :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy Burner Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 That doesn't mean anything.....I"ve dated women, without getting their name :paranoid: Are you sure they were women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 There are too many comedian wannabes. Are you sure they were women? There are too many comedian wannabes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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