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Superman - Hero or Jerk?


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Superman is little more then a brightly colored insult to your intelligence. The guy keeps his real identity secret by hiding behind a pair of glasses. What the hell is that about? Also what is the deal with the underwear on the outside thing? Was there a time period in American history where cool guys wore their tight colorful underwear on the outside to be cool? Perhaps it was 1930’s version of popping your collar today?

Besides what kind of lunatic would trust a man in a cape to save the world. Caped men roll 20-sided dice and speak kilngon.

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Originally posted by Destino

Superman is little more then a brightly colored insult to your intelligence. The guy keeps his real identity secret by hiding behind a pair of glasses. What the hell is that about?

It seems they agree with you:

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I found that site pretty funny. Then again, I'm a comic book fan.

List of more pratical uses Superboy can make of a machine that can see through time:

1.) Betting on the outcomes of sporting events.

2.) Forseeing natural diasters and catastrophhe.

3.) Letting Bruce Wayne know that his parents are going to be gunned down in front of his very eyes in a filthy alley, you dick!

I think that's my favorite thus far. :)

By the way, where the heck is JenMDixon--this is right down her alley?

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Originally posted by iheartskins

I found that site pretty funny. Then again, I'm a comic book fan.

I think that's my favorite thus far. :)

By the way, where the heck is JenMDixon--this is right down her alley?

I was about to say "Jen's going to come out firing in this thread, so don't say you picked jerk":)

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I said, "By the way baby, what's your name?"

She said, "I go by the name of Lois Lane

And you could be my boyfriend, you surely can,

Just let me quit my boyfriend called Superman."

I said "He's a fairy, I do suppose,

Flyin' through the air in pantyhose.

He may be very sexy or even cute,

but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit."

I said, "You need a man who's got finesse

And his whole name across his chest.

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