tone_dubbz Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Great post, I'm glad to see that I'm not the only REAL man still stuck on this planet!!! But you forgot one: A retrosexual will have atleast participated in some type of physical sport growing up such as Slap-Boxing, Authoritity Evading , Street Football, or an Unsactioned Full-Contact Fist Throwing Bout in a uncontrolled envirment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Retrosexuals don't get their hair "styled." Tradional Barbershops only. Do not step foot in a "salon" unless to pick up the wife or daughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 A Retrosexual, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE. A Retrosexual opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit that term only because they are female.Okay ... if you can find one of these Retrosexual males that does this ... please send him my way. I'm different ... I always offer to pay for the date or at least help. I don't mind paying ... but it definitely gives me a little bit of leverage - because no one can say that I owe them anything for dinner now. But ... if you find one ... maybe mid-twenty-something ... who has a stable job ... please let me know! here i was wondering how candace couldn't know how to use the quote function. timestampwn3d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoot Point Really Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Is there risky behavior involved that will create a higher possibility of catching any communicable diseases? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 retrosexuals seem to spend way too much time thinking how they can prove themselves to be "real men" and it makes me think they have something to hide. Bunch of camo wearing queers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Tradional Barbershops only. Do not step foot in a "salon" unless to pick up the wife or daughter. amen. I've been going to the same barbershop since highschool. 15 bucks for a haircut... like god intended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoot Point Really Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Actually, I just looked here because someone used a word that contained another word that caught my attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 amen. I've been going to the same barbershop since highschool. 15 bucks for a haircut... like god intended i go to the same barber that gave me my first haircut at age 2. my 4 year old goes there too. my 10 month old, once he grows some hair, will go there, too. NINE bucks for a haircut, and they still use the warm shaving cream on the neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooney Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 I've been going to the same barbershop since highschool. 15 bucks for a haircut... like god intended My old barber was "$5 Phil". No talk. Out of the chair in 5 minutes. Barbershop over 100 years old. He fell off his boat fishing by himself and drowned last year. The new barber in the shop charges $14. Ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcnativenerd Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Can the retrosexuals be avid readers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Can the retrosexuals be avid readers? Only if by reading you mean killing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Can the retrosexuals be avid readers? Nudie mags and auto service manuals, sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliz Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 A Retrosexual man's favorite movie isn't "Maid in Manhattan" (unless that refers to some foxy French maid sitting in a huge tub of brandy or whiskey), or "Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood." Acceptable ones may include any of the Dirty Harry or Nameless Drifter movies (Clint in his better days), Zulu, Rambo I or II, the Dirty Dozen, The Godfather trilogy, Scarface, TheRoad Warrior, The Die Hard series, Caddyshack, Rocky I, II, or III, Full Metal Jacket, any James Bond Movie, Raging Bull, Bullitt, any Bruce Lee movie, Apocalypse Now, Goodfellas, Reservoir Dogs, Fight Club, etc. I understand Rocky V and the newer Rocky Balboa, but what did Rocky IV do to deserve being left off this list? Drago was a complete badass of an evil cheating Russian; old school training by lifting rocks, pull-ups on wooden beams, etc.; James Brown; death of Apollo...what's the problem here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRSmith Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 A Retrosexual, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE. A Retrosexual opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit that term only because they are female. I totally agree with this, i am sick of women who pay then expect something at the end of the night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Retrosexuals sound like real *******s. :2cents: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Judges Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Depends on how retro you want to go. Like 50s retro or Roman army retro? Because I think the latter was pretty ghey...in a totally manly way of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Depends on how retro you want to go. Like 50s retro or Roman army retro? Because I think the latter was pretty ghey...in a totally manly way of course. Vikings were pretty manly despite some of their "divide and concur" techniques. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Has "not afraid to talk to women" been added to the list yet? That's my number one concern with the US... men here are such wusses when it comes to talking to women. You go to a bar and see little groups of women and hordes of men staring but too scared to walk over and just talk to them. It's really pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoot Point Really Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Vikings were pretty manly despite some of their "divide and concur" techniques. I don't concur! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 I understand Rocky V and the newer Rocky Balboa, but what did Rocky IV do to deserve being left off this list? Drago was a complete badass of an evil cheating Russian; old school training by lifting rocks, pull-ups on wooden beams, etc.; James Brown; death of Apollo...what's the problem here? retrosexuals don't need steroids to face Rocky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Vikings were pretty manly despite some of their "divide and concur" techniques. Nothing says many like a horned helm. Hold a shotgun while wearing that helm and dragging a dead buffalo women will swoon before your amazing manlyness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Has "not afraid to talk to women" been added to the list yet? That's my number one concern with the US... men here are such wusses when it comes to talking to women. You go to a bar and see little groups of women and hordes of men staring but too scared to walk over and just talk to them. It's really pathetic. Sounds like you mistook metrosexuals for retrosexuals who weren't scared but thinking that their styled hair and plucked eyebrows were better than those chicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliz Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Retrosexuals drink beer or liquor. A frozen drink is not a drink. If it comes in a shot glass it should only have one ingredient. Martinis were not meant to have fruit juice added. If you can't taste the liquor, it's not liquor. ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Tater Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Oh sure, I understand her point. The 20-something girls at work don't mind this for the same reason. The guys today are expecting the girl to "put out" (how's that for an old term?) on the 1st or 2nd date...if not, you ditch them. So by going at it Candace's way you level the playing field. I understand it...just surprised it changed so quickly...either that or I was behind the times even when I was in my 20's. In my experience, when I ask a girl out and at the end of the "date", and she won't let me pay, it usually means she didn't see the "date" as a date but two friends going out for dinner and a movie (an unspoken "just friends" statement). Well, the couple of times I've gone out with cougars... Special events like my birthday, but then she usually goes for the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Sounds like you mistook metrosexuals for retrosexuals who weren't scared but thinking that their styled hair and plucked eyebrows were better than those chicks :laugh: :laugh: perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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