Cooked Crack Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 Quote OTTAWA COUNTY, MI – A Grand Haven couple has been ordered to pay $45,000 after disposing of their son’s pornography collection. David Werking, 43, sued his parents after they threw away what a judge called “a trove of pornography and an array of sex toys.” U.S. District Judge Paul Maloney in Kalamazoo ordered Beth and Paul Werking to pay $30,441.54 to their son and $14,519.82 to his attorney. Maloney earlier granted the son’s request for summary judgment but delayed a ruling on damages. The judge denied the son’s request for treble damages, which can be awarded under Michigan’s conversion statute. Maloney said that a defense-hired expert in pornography valuation, Dr. Victoria Hartmann, determined the destroyed collection’s value to be $30,441.54, the amount he ordered the defendants to pay. Quote David Werking had moved in with his parents in late 2016 after a divorce. When he moved out, he expected his parents to send his belongings to Indiana. A dozen boxes of pornographic films and magazines never showed up. In an email, his father wrote: “Frankly, David, I did you a big favor getting rid of all this stuff.” https://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/2021/08/how-much-was-sons-porn-collection-worth-that-parents-destroyed-judge-decides-value.html How do you end up with a 30k porno collection? Also, how do you become an expert in pornography valuations. (asking for a friend) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbyrwock Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Cooked Crack said: how do you become an expert in pornography valuations. Moorehead State? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Corcaigh Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 I’d like his Mom and Dad to grade their parenting performance during their son’s formative years. … if your 40-year old son has to move back in with you, presumably due to lack of means, but has a porn collection worth over $30k. Is that 1000 movies? I don’t claim to be an expert but that seems like a lot. How many porn movies is ‘enough’? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 He won 30 grand and all it cost him was that this story will now come up anytime anyone searches his name. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbyrwock Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 33 minutes ago, Corcaigh said: I’d like his Mom and Dad to grade their parenting performance during their son’s formative years. … if your 40-year old son has to move back in with you, presumably due to lack of means, but has a porn collection worth over $30k. Is that 1000 movies? I don’t claim to be an expert but that seems like a lot. How many porn movies is ‘enough’? Well the SI standard unit of porn is the Fapp. Assuming a standard conversion of 3 dollars per Fapp he's clocking in at about 10 kiloFapps. Lets spread that over his 20 years or so of adulthood and its about 1.4 Fapps/day, or about 4.2 $/day. There are a lot of people that blow that much on coffee per day. Maybe he just traded Fraps for Fapps. 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander -JB- Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 48 minutes ago, Corcaigh said: I’d like his Mom and Dad to grade their parenting performance during their son’s formative years. … if your 40-year old son has to move back in with you, presumably due to lack of means, but has a porn collection worth over $30k. Is that 1000 movies? I don’t claim to be an expert but that seems like a lot. How many porn movies is ‘enough’? Hustled them. Coulda just told him to sell his porn if he needed a place to stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 People pay for porn? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 23 hours ago, Corcaigh said: Is that 1000 movies? I don’t claim to be an expert but that seems like a lot. How many porn movies is ‘enough’? ♾ On another note, China is slippin’! Step ya game up Bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 22 hours ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: People pay for porn? This was my thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 3 hours ago, The Sisko said: ♾ On another note, China is slippin’! Step ya game up Bro. What are you talking about? I posted this in another thread last year: and posted the follow-up with the financial amount 9 hours before Cooked Crack started this thread: 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 China: Still the king of porn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 7 hours ago, China said: What are you talking about? I posted this in another thread last year: and posted the follow-up with the financial amount 9 hours before Cooked Crack started this thread: What was I thinking? I should have known. 😀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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