The Miscellaneous Humor Thread---vids/gifs/pics/jokes---no articles, no "owned" stuff

[China]

 

[LD0506]

[zCommander]

Edited December 17, 2020 by zskins

[zCommander]

A man came back from a long business trip to find that his son had a new $300 mountain bike.
"How'd you get that, son?" "By hiking.
" "Hiking?"
"Yeah, every night, Mom's boss came over and gave me $20 to take a hike."

[zCommander]

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!"
A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'"

The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam."

The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish.
The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish.

Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the ****ing potatoes!"
 

[zCommander]

 

Edited December 17, 2020 by zskins

[zCommander]

[skinsmarydu]

That one with the extra boots, OMG

[Momma There Goes That Man]

 

[skinsmarydu]

[TradeTheBeal!]

[zCommander]

Post Covid-19....

[Destino]

 

[LD0506]

[Destino]

[LD0506]

[PokerPacker]

5 hours ago, Destino said:

<vampires in space>

How exactly does that telescope work without mirrors given the angle between the eye piece and the input lens?

[TradeTheBeal!]

Found a pic of @skinsmaryduon the internet.

 

 

[skinsmarydu]

It's gonna take a while before I can figure out how I feel about that, @TryTheBeal!...

[LD0506]

[China]

^^^^Looking at that logo, looks like that church is run by Hydra.

 

 

[LD0506]

2 hours ago, China said:

^^^^Looking at that logo, looks like that church is run by Hydra.

 

 

 

Our Lady of Cthulhu

[LD0506]

[skinsmarydu]

1 minute ago, LD0506 said:

THANK YOU!  I saw it a while back & could never find it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dan T.]