zCommander Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 After 30 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable – an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched – with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?" "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays I fish." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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China Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 (edited) 20 hours ago, Destino said: Somebody probably just got stoned while watching Star Wars and made themselves a sandwich and then laughed hysterically... Edited December 31, 2020 by China 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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