Koolblue13 Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Evil Genius Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 (edited) Thaw the turkey before you deep fry it. And do it outside next time. Edited December 5, 2023 by The Evil Genius 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dan T. Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 On 12/3/2023 at 6:21 PM, PokerPacker said: I feel like that belongs in a Waffle House. Wear it upside down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 https://www.newyorker.com/culture/annals-of-gastronomy/how-carob-traumatized-a-generation?mbid=social_facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_brand=tny&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR1IUbQ2-1S2YPcj9pD5uqV5BBaX4JKeItc12j5gl3L-eId2QW7hIc-4YD4 wry disgruntlement will forever unite those of us who were children during the height of the nineteen-seventies natural-foods movement. It was a time that we recall not for its principles—yes to organics, no to preservatives—but for its endless assaults on our tender young palates. There was brown rice that scoured our molars as we chewed, shedding gritty flecks of bran. There was watery homemade yogurt that resisted all attempts to mitigate its tartness. And, at the pinnacle of our dietary suffering, worse even than sprout sandwiches or fruit leather or whole-wheat scones, there was carob, the chocolate substitute that never could. As adults, we make hundreds of carob-like dietary substitutions in the name of good health. We shave summer squash into long spirals and deceive ourselves that it’s anything like pasta. We tip coconut creamer into our coffee, ignoring the way it threatens to curdle, and project onto it the memory of café au lait. Grownups have mastered this acquired taste for the ersatz, but children have no ability to strike the same bargain. They taste not the similarities between the foods they are eating and the foods they really want to eat, only the thwarted desire for what is forbidden. No matter how much time passes, those objects of childhood dread are difficult to see anew. Poor carob. I may never know how good you taste. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 https://fb.watch/oL1HL4a8vG/ 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 49 minutes ago, Koolblue13 said: Probably some Creed in there too. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mcsluggo Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 On 12/1/2023 at 7:25 AM, Koolblue13 said: this like TOTALLY ruins my annual tradition of hanging mistletoe from my belt buckle.... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 24 minutes ago, Koolblue13 said: https://www.newyorker.com/culture/annals-of-gastronomy/how-carob-traumatized-a-generation?mbid=social_facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_brand=tny&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR1IUbQ2-1S2YPcj9pD5uqV5BBaX4JKeItc12j5gl3L-eId2QW7hIc-4YD4 wry disgruntlement will forever unite those of us who were children during the height of the nineteen-seventies natural-foods movement. It was a time that we recall not for its principles—yes to organics, no to preservatives—but for its endless assaults on our tender young palates. There was brown rice that scoured our molars as we chewed, shedding gritty flecks of bran. There was watery homemade yogurt that resisted all attempts to mitigate its tartness. And, at the pinnacle of our dietary suffering, worse even than sprout sandwiches or fruit leather or whole-wheat scones, there was carob, the chocolate substitute that never could. As adults, we make hundreds of carob-like dietary substitutions in the name of good health. We shave summer squash into long spirals and deceive ourselves that it’s anything like pasta. We tip coconut creamer into our coffee, ignoring the way it threatens to curdle, and project onto it the memory of café au lait. Grownups have mastered this acquired taste for the ersatz, but children have no ability to strike the same bargain. They taste not the similarities between the foods they are eating and the foods they really want to eat, only the thwarted desire for what is forbidden. No matter how much time passes, those objects of childhood dread are difficult to see anew. Poor carob. I may never know how good you taste. I had to google to see if this carob thing was real. I’ve never even heard of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 On 12/1/2023 at 9:57 PM, AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy said: DARTH ? 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 7 minutes ago, Destino said: I had to google to see if this carob thing was real. I’ve never even heard of it. My sister sent me that article. I actually like it and still use it in baking and stuff, but I'm not a huge chocolate fan. My Mom was a hippie. We had that all natural oil free PB when I was little and it would tear the middle of the god awful brown bread we bought and she made a huge batch of Jelly once. You had to slide it out of the jar like cranberry sauce and slice it for the PBJ. It was awful. Then I'd go to my friends house and have wonder bread with skippy, jelly and freaking marshmallow fluff? Are you ****ing kidding me? I can put marshmallows on this sandwich now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 (edited) Finlay: "Who wants to tell him?..." Edited December 5, 2023 by Dan T. 6 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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balki1867 Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Dan T. said: Finlay: "Who wants to tell him?..." Reminds me of the twitter jokes that went around when Kanye collaborated with Paul McCartney and a bunch of people though Kanye just discovered a new artist. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fan since a Fetus Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 (edited) 5 hours ago, Xameil said: Probably some Creed in there too. You shut your damn mouth!!! I’m going for Morbid Angel! Are they going to be in heaven? You’re ruining my afterlife!!! MOM!!! Xameil is ruining the afterlife!!! Edited December 5, 2023 by Fan since a Fetus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan since a Fetus Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 (edited) Spoiler the only reason this is behind the all seeing eye is because it says asshole fairly large. Hope you can read it! Edited December 5, 2023 by Fan since a Fetus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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