The Miscellaneous Humor Thread---vids/gifs/pics/jokes---no articles, no "owned" stuff

zCommander · May 3

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zCommander · May 3

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Koolblue13 · May 3

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EmirOfShmo · May 3

51 minutes ago, Koolblue13 said:

When I worked at a railroad in the 80s, several departments did the weekly Lotto group tickets. When I asked one of the guys in my department if he would quit if we won the jackpot, he hesitated for a moment and said, "Nope, I'm coming to work for a few days. I have a lot of scores to settle."

Captain Wiggles · May 3

TheGreatBuzz · May 3

54 minutes ago, EmirOfShmo said:

When I worked at a railroad in the 80s, several departments did the weekly Lotto group tickets. When I asked one of the guys in my department if he would quit if we won the jackpot, he hesitated for a moment and said, "Nope, I'm coming to work for a few days. I have a lot of scores to settle."

Once I accepted that my injury was serious enough that my career was done, it was very freeing. What ya gonna do, give me a bad evaluation? I'm not promoting. My paycheck isn't changing. **** off.

skinsmarydu · May 3

4 minutes ago, TheGreatBuzz said:

Once I accepted that my injury was serious enough that my career was done, it was very freeing. What ya gonna do, give me a bad evaluation? I'm not promoting. My paycheck isn't changing. **** off.

For 40 years, I've been working on the same knee that the Navy said was "not good enough".