Nerm Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 23 hours ago, skins island connection said: Dream scenario: 2013 Scarlett Johansson and Margot Robbie console me after every Redskins loss by getting drunk and having their way with me; in which case I would probably care less if the Redskins ever won another game. According to the principals of Classical Conditioning, I would predict that if the Johansson/Robbie stimulus was consistently applied following a Redskins loss, you would find yourself to care much more about the outcome of Redskins games than you ever have before. In theory, you may find yourself perpetually rooting for the team to tank every season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
posse87 Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Belichick buys team and become the first owner, GM, coach and signs Brady as first move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoggLife Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 3 hours ago, posse87 said: Belichick buys team and become the first owner, GM, coach and signs Brady as first move. Aince we are kinda hurting at TE could you add in that Gronk signs with us too please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoggLife Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 We start Haskins the rest of the year in which he gets better each game but we're lose close games all year. Guice plays 2nd half of season and looks good. Skins get the #1 pick. We trade down to #2 woth the Dolphins and get their other highest 1st round pick and a 2nd rounder. We them trade #2 down to around the 6ish pick and get another 2nd rounder plus 2021 1st rounder. Loaded with picks we then draft smart and build a young team that is on top of the NFL for the next 15 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busch1724 Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Dream scenario: I win an 8 billion dollar lottery. Dan suddenly must sell the team. I don't wanna say why he must sell as it may get me banned lol. I scoop in and buy the team, build a stadium, and hire the right people so I can set up a beach and bar in the owners box to just watch. That way the football people can do their thing, I enjoy a drink or two during games, and retreat to my beach house during the week. One can dream right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooleyfan1993 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 2 hours ago, HoggLife said: We start Haskins the rest of the year in which he gets better each game but we're lose close games all year. Guice plays 2nd half of season and looks good. Skins get the #1 pick. We trade down to #2 woth the Dolphins and get their other highest 1st round pick and a 2nd rounder. We them trade #2 down to around the 6ish pick and get another 2nd rounder plus 2021 1st rounder. Loaded with picks we then draft smart and build a young team that is on top of the NFL for the next 15 years. @Itoolu that’s his DREAM scenario, not what he thinks will ACTUALLY happen plus, why laugh at that anyway, isn’t that what we should all want to happen? 🤷🏻♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 On 11/8/2019 at 2:59 PM, ZarG3 said: He's not longer the worlds richest man after amazon stock plummeted lol, that honor goes back to good ol bill gates. Gates will give enough money away to drop back to second; besides Gates isn't going to buy an NFL team when MS co-founder Paul Allen's family still owns the Seahawks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itoolu Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Cooleyfan1993 said: @Itoolu that’s his DREAM scenario, not what he thinks will ACTUALLY happen plus, why laugh at that anyway, isn’t that what we should all want to happen? 🤷🏻♂️ I think it's funny due to the fact that it's so simple yet just impossible for the FO to even be close to normal. Idk like over 20 years ago I was an early teen and did this like routine on Madden franchise mode but the FO can't seem to figure it out while making millions of dollars. My laugh was nothing against the post/dream, it was more of there are probably close to a hundred members of ES who could run this team better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
posse87 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 15 hours ago, HoggLife said: Aince we are kinda hurting at TE could you add in that Gronk signs with us too please? Sure thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Save us, Jeff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRAVEONTHEWARPATH93 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 There’s little correlation between finishing a losing season on a “high” and success the next year. Bill Barnwell from espn did an article on that a few years ago but I can’t find it. But yeah, you’re Dream scenario will lead to more sadness I’m sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakedtater1 Posted November 10, 2019 Author Share Posted November 10, 2019 Other then being owner I dont see that Amazon dude touching this place with a ten foot pole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss_Hogg Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Not so sure. I think Bezos likes challenges and doing the impossible. The Redskins brand is so ****ing toxic right now. They get their asses kicked on and off the field. Go go ahead Jeff, make dan an offer he can’t refuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skin'emAlive Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 You all think bezos, the richest man in the world, would not like to join the billionaire club of the United States? A club that can earn you millions per year no matter how bad you manage it? Yea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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