daveakl Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 So recently I was in the market for a new hammock and went to the flea market to see if any were for sale. There was this smoking hot mid 20 y/o selling hand crafted Mexican hammocks for half the price I have seen anywhere else. After talking to her a bit and playing it cool I was able to get her to knock $5 off the price AND get her number! Everything was going great until I got home and set the hammock up. That night the weather was perfect so I decided to sleep outside in it. I was itching on and off through the evening but chalked it up to mosquitoes and whatnot. Came in that morning, through my clothes in the hamper, showered, and went to work. Over the next few days I noticed more and more welts showing up on my body, something was attacking me during the night! I called in an exterminator and it turns out the hammock was infested with bed bugs and I brought them inside when I put my clothes in the hamper! I went back to the flea market the next day to ask for a refund and get reimbursed for the cost of heat-treating my entire house. The girl that sold me the hammock made up some sob story about having to pay back her student loan (she has a medical assistant degree but is selling Mexican hammocks?!?) and her car that her dad helped her pay for. She then started crying to me about her step mom and how she has taken control of all her dad’s money and she is worried she will have no inheritance. So now I am trying to figure out what to do. Should I press charges against her? Try to settle with her out of court? She is seriously hot and I think if I play this right I could get some action out of it (if you know what I mean). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipwhich Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha GOOD ONE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Should of leased the Hammock... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipwhich Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I buy a ton of Mexican Hammocks, never had a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Sometimes I really ****ing love this place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted November 15, 2014 Author Share Posted November 15, 2014 Should of leased the Hammock... I'm not sure I follow. I buy a ton of Mexican Hammocks, never had a problem. I never have either. For the record I usually get mine from more upscale places like Target but their lay-a-way policy sucks and the people that work their are discouraged from flirting with the customers. IMO that's half the fun of going shopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan2k Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 flea market is as is condition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 LOL damn. I don't know if you can really take any legal action considering you bought it at a flea-market. Not sure if you can hold them accountable for the exterminator expenses. This sounds like an episode of People's Court or Judge Judy. With that said, hooking up with her might bring more bed bugs, so she better be a dime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 but at least the sex was good??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 In situation like these, I tend to take the advice of the early 21st century poet Dwayne Carter..."Hit 'em up, Hit 'em upI ain't even wanna hit 'em up really, I was tryna be calmBut, uh, that chopper Rrrot, put his head in his armsAnd man, I tried to talk to him, I tried to talk to him" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted November 15, 2014 Author Share Posted November 15, 2014 LOL damn. I don't know if you can really take any legal action considering you bought it at a flea-market. Not sure if you can hold them accountable for the exterminator expenses. This sounds like an episode of People's Court or Judge Judy. With that said, hooking up with her might bring more bed bugs, so she better be a dime. Oh she is. Her step-mom sounds like a real loser though. The type that makes her husband stay at home while she goes out and works and has all the fun instead of raising the kids like a good wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipwhich Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I heard the recent crop of bad Mexican hammocks are a result of the Obama immigration overhaul. Not sure how anyone can blame that on Obama, but..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted November 15, 2014 Author Share Posted November 15, 2014 but at least the sex was good??? Don't know yet. flea market is as is condition Damn, really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 For those that are confused, Mexican hammock is another way of saying hooker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Don't know yet. "YET"? She sold you a hammock with bed bugs... SHE SOLD YOU A HAMMOCK WITH BED BUGS!!! Stay away lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted November 15, 2014 Author Share Posted November 15, 2014 "YET"? She sold you a hammock with bed bugs... SHE SOLD YOU A HAMMOCK WITH BED BUGS!!! Stay away lol Yea but it's not like she put the bed bugs there or knew about them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Don't know yet. Well then I think you should get a refund or at least a buy one get one free? Maybe you can sell it to your friend for a profit. Pass it around the neighborhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipwhich Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 If bet her step mom is a real MILF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Yea but it's not like she put the bed bugs there or knew about them. How do you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 She sounds like an emotional basket case. I'd go after the step-mom, myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinInsite Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I bet she drives a nice car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted November 15, 2014 Author Share Posted November 15, 2014 I bet she drives a nice car. It's a blue jeep wrangler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Are you sure they were bed bugs and not fleas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 It's toats amazeballs that dave has held on for this long, providing us with ever more details. A true testament to his character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted November 15, 2014 Author Share Posted November 15, 2014 Are you sure they were bed bugs and not fleas? Yea, the exterminator showed me and I purchased a kit from Lowe's that checks for them. It's toats amazeballs that dave has held on for this long, providing us with ever more details. A true testament to his character. I'm willing to wait if the pie is worth it. She definitely is worth it looks wise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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