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LBJ Nicknamed His Penis "Jumbo" - An ES History Minute

Dan T.

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Lyndon Baines Johnson had a large johnson. He himself let everyone know it, and he proved it to many by offering them a look-see.  And yes, Johnson dubbed his johnson "Jumbo."


All of which is an introduction to this fascinating piece of American history... an audio recording of LBJ ordering custom-made slacks from Mr. Haggar of Haggar Slacks.  He had a couple pair already, but he wanted more, with some adjustments made to accomodate his physique.  Here's his conversation 





featuring two of the best quotes in Presidential history:


1.  "another thing... the crotch, down where your nuts hang - is always a little too tight, so when you make them up, give me an inch that I can let out there, uh because they cut me, it's just like riding a wire fence."




2. "See if you can't leave me an inch from where the zipper [BELCH] ends, round, under my, back to my bunghole, so I can let it out there if I need to."




History is fun.

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