Dan T. Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Lyndon Baines Johnson had a large johnson. He himself let everyone know it, and he proved it to many by offering them a look-see. And yes, Johnson dubbed his johnson "Jumbo." All of which is an introduction to this fascinating piece of American history... an audio recording of LBJ ordering custom-made slacks from Mr. Haggar of Haggar Slacks. He had a couple pair already, but he wanted more, with some adjustments made to accomodate his physique. Here's his conversation http://tapes.millercenter.virginia.edu/clips/1964_0809_lbj_haggar/ featuring two of the best quotes in Presidential history: 1. "another thing... the crotch, down where your nuts hang - is always a little too tight, so when you make them up, give me an inch that I can let out there, uh because they cut me, it's just like riding a wire fence." and 2. "See if you can't leave me an inch from where the zipper [BELCH] ends, round, under my, back to my bunghole, so I can let it out there if I need to." History is fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Ok, who else thought this was about LeBron? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 and then... he became a moderator here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted June 10, 2013 Author Share Posted June 10, 2013 Ok, who else thought this was about LeBron? Ha ha! No. Lebron named his "The Crab Dribble." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted June 10, 2013 Author Share Posted June 10, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC9 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 That was fantastic, Dan T. Thank you very much for sharing. Haggar has a new respect from me after this... how he didn't lose his **** while listening to LBJ is beyond me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 LBJ said bunghole...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 LBJ said bunghole...lol I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Did he say he wanted them crotchless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 This explains why Jumbo names his... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Actually, I think LBJ was saying his pen is jumbo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 This is John Wayne/Chuck Norris level info. Thanks for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkabong82 Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Sounds like he had his own missile crisis to deal with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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