Arsenic Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 hilarious! i think some beer shot outta my nose. Budweiser is brewed using barley malt, rice, water, hops and yeast. It is lagered with beechwood chips in the aging vessel which, according to Anheuser-Busch, creates a smoother taste. While beechwood chips are used in the maturation tank, a 4 game suspension is usually a substance abuse policy. edit: Goodell, Dude!? It's just a little bit of weed, maaaan... Chill out.. and don't forget to bring a towel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Well...then there is that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know a 4 game suspension is usually a substance abuse policy when I lay My vengeance upon thee!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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alleycat Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Can't lie...Laughed out loud...fa reeel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokerhog Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 I don't think I've enjoyed a thread more since the haiku thread or the legendary MalCOMB Kelly thread... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Stay thirsty my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 now THATS funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Welcome Back, Carlos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandymac27 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 OMG.....SOW...that Dos Equis pic was hysterical. This whole thread is hysterical! And Tone, don't stop posting. We all have our "moments" where everyone gets a gigantic laugh out of stuff we post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonePatron Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Hilarious I bow down to you ESMembers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 The knucklehead smoked dope knowing full well that it was ILLEGAL. While we're at it. Haynesworth also asked for waitress abuse to be legalized. Clearly related. I like how there's a policy for something like smoking weed, but nothing for something like rape. Is there a 4 game minimum for raping a woman? No. Goodell just decides if he likes you or not. Priorities friend. Priorities. Weed is clearly worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool as Crud Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 @SonOfWashington, you son of a *****! Here I am in bed trying to read this thread without laughing (pregnant wife sleeping) and you had to post the dos equis picture. Thanks, now she woke up cause I was LOL and couldn't stop long enough to apologize. Sleeping on the couch now, thanks jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmchairRedskin Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 SoW, you killed it with that picture. Hilarious! Oh and TonePatrone, thanks for giving this thread a hilarious left turn, even if it was unintentional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichmondRedskin88 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 I went to Taco Bell to get the 10 Taco box. I went home and had a bunch of tacos and cold beer. After that I feed my dog and a 4 game suspension is usually a substance abuse policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 from what Im seeing its for weed. what an idiot. Where you seeing that.?> It is being reported that it was for performance enhancing substance in the local paper here, the article is not online as of yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Performance Enhancement? giggity.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know a 4 game suspension is usually a substance abuse policy when I lay My vengeance upon thee!! ---------- Post added August-3rd-2011 at 09:20 AM ---------- Buchanon, 30, said he failed a test for performance-enhancing drugs last season "when I took something I truly believed was healthy." Buchanon, entering his 11th pro season, had tried to appeal the suspension through his agent Drew Rosenhaus to no avail http://www.news-press.com/article/20110803/SPORTS/108030354/1002/rss01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Welcome Back, CarlosNot quite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 @SonOfWashington, you son of a *****! Here I am in bed trying to read this thread without laughing (pregnant wife sleeping) and you had to post the dos equis picture. Thanks, now she woke up cause I was LOL and couldn't stop long enough to apologize. Sleeping on the couch now, thanks jerk. Sorry about that. Apologize to your wife for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolio47 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 LOL, TonePatron is never going to be able to live this down. But a 4 game suspension is usually a substance abuse policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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