Mickalino Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Come at me, Bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 With the first pick in the 2012 Military Draft, the United States selects, Private Pyle. No way. 1) Spending a day-one draft pick on a big guy? You must be dreaming. 2) If Cerato is President, we don't have a first round pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
December90 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 :rotflmao:And yet he'd STILL be better than Palin He would be a great improvement over Obama as well... Run Vinny Run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney B Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Me, I'm still puzzling over how Cerrato managed to secure a Joe Gibbs endorsement. :rubeyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjah Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 He would be a great improvement over Obama as well... Inasmuch as NFL > any level of basketball, yes. Beyond that... please take a digital photo of your ballot in Nov '12 and produce it here, so we can see that you actually wrote in Cerrato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 As a republican, my heart sank into my stomach Yeah right. Republicans don't have hearts. Everyone knows that. :pfft: :evilg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Yeah right.Republicans don't have hearts. Everyone knows that. And Democrats don't have.................... wOKK8mAkiUI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 No way. 1) Spending a day-one draft pick on a big guy? You must be dreaming. 2) If Cerato is President, we don't have a first round pick. What, Chris Samuels wasn't enough?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goingforburgundy Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 And Democrats don't have.................... Why cant ES have a like button? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted March 28, 2011 Author Share Posted March 28, 2011 Hey guys, let's get back to funny. We have plenty of threads for mean or petty partisan bickering. Cerrato proposes modification to Obamacare, announces National IR program Candidate Cerrato announced that individuals with long term illnesses should follow the model used by the National Football League and be put on injured reserve. "When a guy gets hurt and stuff you don't want him around. That's depressing. So, we're going to deport seriously injured guys out of the country. Let another country pay for it. That's a lot of savings. The way we've been handling healthcare in this country just doesn't work. You either suit up or you're out of here and if you're out of here you're out of here permanently. That's right! If you get sick that's loss of citizenship right there! Do you think guys that got hurt were still Redskins! They were off the Jet, off the facility, off the team!" When reminded that the NFL's version of injured reserve allowed for rehabilitation on the facility and that players were still paid and returned to their team's the next season Cerrato declined comment. He then stated that he is for every American getting an opportunity and a fair chance. "We need this country to run like the NFL. Everyone should start at the 20 yard line and every punt should end in a fair catch. Randle El was the most sure handed punt returner in the NFL. The 'skins sure blew that one after I left." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 And Democrats don't have....................George W. Bush and Sarah Palin are Democrats??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted March 28, 2011 Author Share Posted March 28, 2011 If nothing else I'm astounded that everyone is in perfect agreement that Cerrato is an ideal Republican Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD_washingtonredskins Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 President Cerrato, how do you explain the current deficit? You mean, the budget and stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Well, we know he'll be tough on crime: scJsSLtYCe8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted March 28, 2011 Author Share Posted March 28, 2011 Well, we know he'll be tough on crime: Good God. He's Reagan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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