Teller Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 I've always wondered about this. I love the hell out of some spaghetti, but does that make me a true Pastafarian? How does parmesan cheese play into the equation? When you're communing with other Pastafarians, do you use fresh garlic bread, or a hunk you've already used to wipe your plate clean? I guess when you really get right down to it, Pastafarianism and Christianity are essentially the same thing. In both cases you eat the dude that you're relying on for your salvation. And it'll take someone with a serious set of meatballs to challenge me on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 H_H this is how you troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 How tight is the hat you're wearing H_H? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted October 23, 2010 Author Share Posted October 23, 2010 You wouldn't tell me, I'm not tellin' you, Joe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted October 23, 2010 Author Share Posted October 23, 2010 fishing pic Wow. I can definitely see some spaghetti monster in that picture. You should put it on eBay and sell it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Wow. I can definitely see some spaghetti monster in that picture. You should put it on eBay and sell it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
styx491 Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 I wanna become a Pastafarian. What's the conversion process like? Is it painful? Do I have to be Italian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Bow down to your Pope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Hey, just because I prefer creamy garlic sauce on pasta shells, doesn't make me any less pastafarian. They're still pasta, OK? So all you "it's got to be marinara over spaghetti" people trying to force lockstep compliance can just go twirl their forks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Its pretty easy to spot a true pastafarian; they dress like pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted October 23, 2010 Author Share Posted October 23, 2010 I wanna become a Pastafarian. What's the conversion process like? Is it painful? Do I have to be Italian? Not at all. You just have to be dipped in Ragu three times. We'll let it cool first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Hey, just because I prefer creamy garlic sauce on pasta shells, doesn't make me any less pastafarian. They're still pasta, OK? So all you "it's got to be marinara over spaghetti" people trying to force lockstep compliance can just go twirl their forks. Its not for me to judge what you do at the privacy of your dinner table, but you'll still have to answer to the Flying Spaghetti Monster--may he touch you with his noodley appendage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted October 23, 2010 Author Share Posted October 23, 2010 Hey, just because I prefer creamy garlic sauce on pasta shells, doesn't make me any less pastafarian. They're still pasta, OK? So all you "it's got to be marinara over spaghetti" people trying to force lockstep compliance can just go twirl their forks. The spaghetti monster have mercy on your soul food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 The spaghetti monster have mercy on your soul food. You will die al forno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 I can't ever keep the damn noodles lit. ~Bong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodhead Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Damn, I saw a FSM car magnet yesterday, I was like YEA the Stripper Factory is waiting for you!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 For the signs have been written in the sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 You're such a dingbat, HH. A funny dingbat, but a dingbat nontheless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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