Missin Meast Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 " What is going on over there,is that offense? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santana_4_prez Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 "go over there, grab those swiss balls...I'm going to chuck a few at you while you try to drop back and pass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eeyeats Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Zorn: See guys that's how you run the swining gate Zorn: This is my Buddy Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichmondRedskin88 Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Hey guys check out my John Wall dance I been practicing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honejc Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 JZ: oh ****, i think rex ryan is over there back to collect his sweater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskindan07 Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Is that where I hand out jock straps....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jflow78 Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Hey, you guys, over there, do you know how to put this tent up? I tried wearing it but that doesn't seem to be working. The QBs don't want to get under it while I'm wearing it. Where'd I put my Z-shades? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracelander Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 "I'm a little teapot Short and stout Here is my handle Here is my spout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptChaos86 Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Zorn: "Hey guys is that Elvis over there?" Flacco: "R u kiddin me? Where is he? Zorn: "Haha made you look. Hip Hip Hooray!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darklight1216 Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 "It's fun to stay at the Y M C A!" See that sideline over there? That's where I want you guys to throw it. If you EVER think about throwing downfield... don't! Remember: dump it to the sideline! Trust me, I started 6-2. This is my handle and this is my spout. Those are pretty good. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Hey guys, I was thinking of going on Dancing with the Stars. Would this be a good opening or ending pose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrecker Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Hey QB! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my shirt.....Nothin up my sleeve.....Quick look over there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Flanders Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 "Holy **** is that Ray Lewis? Big Ups little Ray Ray! Keep it real brah!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 This is how the John Wall dance SHOULD be done fellas, take notes..that guy over there is doing it wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcomb Kelly Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 JZ: "i told them to 'keep it medium' however this shirt is way too big." nailed it. Jim: "its a remaining part of my Redskins contract that I have to wear this giant shirt so Dan Snyder doesn't look so small" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsGuy Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Zorn: Hey, guys, What's that part of the field over there? I don't recognize it. Player: That is the end-zone, coach. Zorn: Oh... that's right. It's been a couple of years since I've seen it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPORTISFAN999 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Zorn: Hey, guys, What's that part of the field over there? I don't recognize it. Player: That is the end-zone, coach. Zorn: Oh... that's right. It's been a couple of years since I've seen it. i personally think this quote wins :ols: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRNY4ZRNY Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Zorn- Haloti! I think we got our shirts mixed up! I dont wear a triple XL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Look at Oher! Someone mixed our shirts up again! With the bewilderment on the others' faces, this one-liner gets my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftCoast Skinz FAN Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Beck (#12): "Hey coach, Hey John you can't be serious. This is our new QB coach? Dude, he is dancing over here. WTF is going on, is this an April Fools joke?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darklight1216 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Zorn: Hey, guys, What's that part of the field over there? I don't recognize it. Player: That is the end-zone, coach. Zorn: Oh... that's right. It's been a couple of years since I've seen it. That's a good one too. Beck (#12): "Hey coach, Hey John you can't be serious. This is our new QB coach? Dude, he is dancing over here. WTF is going on, is this an April Fools joke?" Wait, John is talking to himself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Zorn: "So that's the guy that took my medium sweatshirt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris0894 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 JZ: That receiver over there...he's, like this tall! He could like totally catch the swinging gate pass!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyRomoProBowl Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 one of the funnest and funniest things to me is in Sports and how fast people turn........Zorn WAS THE MAN, just a few short years ago....and now the joke of all jokes in Washington....Dont blame Zorn guys, he shoulda never even been in the position he was in.....Dude was hired as a coordinator, then promoted by the Owner to H.C after no one else would take the job...... Personally, I cant wait till Shanny is hated on in Washington......Coach Rat face is gonna be the bad guy by 2013......watch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsHokieFan Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 one of the funnest and funniest things to me is in Sports and how fast people turn........Zorn WAS THE MAN, just a few short years ago....and now the joke of all jokes in Washington....Dont blame Zorn guys, he shoulda never even been in the position he was in.....Dude was hired as a coordinator, then promoted by the Owner to H.C after no one else would take the job......Personally, I cant wait till Shanny is hated on in Washington......Coach Rat face is gonna be the bad guy by 2013......watch! Thats about as trolling as you can get Shanny=Zorn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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